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Season 13  "Margaritaville"  13x3

Aired 15 years ago - Mar 25, 2009

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 1
We'll have the rest of dan's interview tonight at 10:00.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 2
Mom,dad,how come there's suddenly no money?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 3
That looked appealing because they thought money was endless.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 4
And they made the economy very angry.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 5
Because the government kept interest rates too low for too long!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 6
- They are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway of doom. - and so where has all the money gone?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 7
And now we hear all different people casting all different kinds of blame from person to person.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 8
Finger-pointing gets us nowhere. Steve!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 9
Instead of paying for cable,let us watch clouds!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 11
Sorry,our computers are slow today.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 12
Customers just pay for some of the machine and the finance company pays for the rest.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 13
I can give you the finance company's address if that's agreeable with you.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 14
Oh,thoust can shop in a sporting goods store,
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 15
You have brought the economy's vengeance upon yourselves.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 16
Instead of cars that take gasoline,we can get around on lamas from drake's farm.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 17
We shall not want!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 18
Well,this sucks.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 19
You want something new every week,fat ass.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 20
Just tell us where the cave is,kyle.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 21
We best speak with the council.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 22
I want to return this margaritaville.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 23
Ooh,yeah. No. You know what? No,yeah.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 24
And I hook them up with investors who want to get into the margaritaville payment plan business,yeah.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 26
People have learned to hold on to their money so as to not feel the sting of the economy's mighty sword.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 27
And pat saltzman is doing house checks to make sure nobody's ordering anything stupid online.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 28
He was rallying people to spend more!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 29
I was in a field,and I had grand theft auto chinatown wars right next to me.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 30
You have sinned!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 31
Hey,stop it! Stop!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 32
And huck the next squirrel
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 33
Margaritaville?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 34
So I can return it to the bank?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 35
Listen,this is all you need to know.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 36
I applied for this yesterday to prove a point.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 37
Without faith,it is only plastic cards and paper money.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 38
Worse,it has declined.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 40
Well,then there's only one option.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 43
I want to return this margaritaville.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 44
Really? Thank you.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 46
Hey,what's the matter,kyle?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 48
Go ahead,kyle.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 49
There's no choice anymore,guys.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 50
Well,you don't get $90 trillion,but the chart says that's what it's worth.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 2
Mom,dad,how come there's suddenly no money?
#2 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 3
That looked appealing because they thought money was endless.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 4
And they made the economy very angry.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 5
Because the government kept interest rates too low for too long!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 6
- They are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway of doom. - and so where has all the money gone?
#6 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 7
And now we hear all different people casting all different kinds of blame from person to person.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 8
Finger-pointing gets us nowhere. Steve!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 9
Instead of paying for cable,let us watch clouds!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 11
Sorry,our computers are slow today.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 12
Customers just pay for some of the machine and the finance company pays for the rest.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 13
I can give you the finance company's address if that's agreeable with you.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 14
Oh,thoust can shop in a sporting goods store,
#14 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 15
You have brought the economy's vengeance upon yourselves.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 16
Instead of cars that take gasoline,we can get around on lamas from drake's farm.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 17
We shall not want!
#17 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 18
Well,this sucks.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 19
You want something new every week,fat ass.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 20
Just tell us where the cave is,kyle.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 21
We best speak with the council.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 22
I want to return this margaritaville.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 23
Ooh,yeah. No. You know what? No,yeah.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 24
And I hook them up with investors who want to get into the margaritaville payment plan business,yeah.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 26
People have learned to hold on to their money so as to not feel the sting of the economy's mighty sword.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 27
And pat saltzman is doing house checks to make sure nobody's ordering anything stupid online.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 28
He was rallying people to spend more!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 29
I was in a field,and I had grand theft auto chinatown wars right next to me.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 30
You have sinned!
#30 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 31
Hey,stop it! Stop!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 32
And huck the next squirrel
#32 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 33
Margaritaville?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 34
So I can return it to the bank?
#34 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 35
Listen,this is all you need to know.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 36
I applied for this yesterday to prove a point.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 37
Without faith,it is only plastic cards and paper money.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 38
Worse,it has declined.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 40
Well,then there's only one option.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 43
I want to return this margaritaville.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 44
Really? Thank you.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 46
Hey,what's the matter,kyle?
#46 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 48
Go ahead,kyle.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 49
There's no choice anymore,guys.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 3 (S13E03) - 50
Well,you don't get $90 trillion,but the chart says that's what it's worth.
#50