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Season 5

Aired 18 years ago - Dec 12, 2001

Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s. MORE -LESS

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I don't know, but it wasn't the movie theater at the mall.
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Because he had a bunch of tissue paper with him
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Butters, are you sure about this?
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Oh, did you have a nice trip, ma?
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Must paint.
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I'll be back in a little while.
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I gotta go tell him.
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Hello, anybody in here?
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Dad?
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Go home and wait for me to talk to you.
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Could you come see me in my study real quick?
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These are called "little white lies".
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Oh, no, that won't happen, dad.
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But it's really for the best.
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I'm going to get out of the car now, butters.
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Mommy will be with you very soon.
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"Dear ass-Face"- Yes, that's it.
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I would chat with other married guys in the chat rooms.
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I want help, and i'm going to get help.
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And everything spun out of control for me.
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Oh, butters!
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There's nothing we can do about that.
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I must be all the way down to denver by now.
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Gee whiz, where the heck am i?
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When asked who the man was, ms. Stotch replied,
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We just want our baby returned safely back to us.
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And the nice bennigan's hostess lady
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♪ Happy happy anniversary from everyone at bennigan's♪
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Let us handle it.
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We need to keep this line clear,
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We're so sorry to hear about your loss.
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Right...
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I can give you a ride sunday if you like.
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Six years ago a group of campers went up there and got lost.
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Thank goodness we have each other to share our grief.
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Yes, i sure hope we do.
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O.J.'S wife was killed by some puerto rican guy, too.
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♪ Buffalo wings and fried cheese sticks♪
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♪ You'll love our shenanigans♪
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That the abductor was costa rican.
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Butters?
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Oh- Yes.
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With a description, stupid!
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Why, that's when you get into real trouble.
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And i'm so happy you're alive.
Aired 18 years ago - Dec 05, 2001

In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 28, 2001

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 21, 2001

Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 14, 2001

Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.

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You know very well my name isn't chokson-Rocks,
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No, wait.
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Oh, of course.
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Description... oh yes.
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Winking brown eye, brown eye's winking.
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Hello?
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Come on, come on.
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Our son?!
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Not found.
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But we actually have buttocks where our heads should be.
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At a t.P.S. Convention in france.
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Thompson.
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Okay, cartman, what do you want this time?
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Dude, that's not funny if they're missing their son.
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Hello, we're mr. And mrs. Thompson.
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Yeah, he lives about four houses away
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I think i just saw the funniest thing i'll ever see.
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Yeah, dude, we'll show you, they're over at kenny's.
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In his school pictures that i have to pay for.
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Come on, we wanna see the ass people.
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I want you to feel comfortable talking about anything, m'kay.
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Dirty jokes, funny movies, seeing someone die.
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So the same could be true for funny things.
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And the little fat kid put it on the milk carton.
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Mr. And mrs. Thompson,
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Listen, the south park milk company
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Please, for the love of god, stop crying!
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We think perhaps she wanted a child of her own.
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But also the best producer of the freshest
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Dude, why are you wearing shalana's panties?
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Oh, all right, here it goes.
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Hey... ooh.
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For instance, we are now entering the extraction room.
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A little difficult to drink with our condition.
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Now, when did your son turn up missing?
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So you actually haven't seen your son in over 20 years?
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This is the only photo we have of our little tommy.
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Jimmy, you've always been my favorite stand-Up comic.
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Okay, why?
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Orange. Orange who?
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An interrupting cow who- Moo!
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Working.
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Working.
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Who also suffer from a disease called t.P.S.
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Butters, hey, butters!
Aired 18 years ago - Nov 07, 2001

In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

Aired 19 years ago - Aug 08, 2001

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century. MORE -LESS

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Fight, go!
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And we need to help see him through it, he's got - What is it?
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Yes, go away, you stupid towel!
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Oh, um, i'm sick. Me too.
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Say, boys, this may sound a little odd,
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It, it was right here.
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Okama gamesphere!
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Where the hell is he?
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When we said something about water.
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Just come on, it's getting dark.
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We've been looking all over for you.
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You called us and said if we brought the towel,
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Where's the towel?
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Huh? Oh yeah, back at the base.
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Like "e.T."
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Hey, do you love towelie?
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You wanna get high?
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I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks,
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Dude, don't you remember where it is?
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Where's what?
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I don't care, you better remember where your base is.
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Harris, breach, bang and clear!
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Aah!
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Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures.
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Designed with a computer chip inside the terry cloth.
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But then one day, towelie got high
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Their plan was to wipe us all out with one fell swoop.
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And just sort of wandered off, again.
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You could sneak him in there and recover his t.N.A.
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Prepare to blow up all of colorado.
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I hate to send you back in there, towelie,
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Go it? Yeah.
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We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight.
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Come on, towelie, the guy said
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Oh, god damn it.
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Yeah, that's the melody tofunkytown.
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Let's look in here.
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Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
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That the big, bad government wanted to genetically engineer
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We discovered a certain terrifying secret.
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You get out of the shower and dry yourself off.
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You've been double-Crossed by tynacorp, kids.
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If these boys must return to tynacorp,
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It's learning... compassion.
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Don't forget to bring a towel.
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Use this newly-Developed photon rifle.
Aired 19 years ago - Aug 01, 2001

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

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You make his... stuff come out.
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In the 6th grade.
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Children in america are having sex at younger and younger ages.
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With all the teen pregnancies that are out today,
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Words like "penis" and "vagina".
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The man takes his penis and he... hmm.
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What the hell did i do with that damn thing?
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Sexually transmitted diseases!
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And say, "it's not gonna happen to me."
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You think that sex is about fun and games and love.
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Yeah, i don't think ol' mackey
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Aah!
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If you don't wear a condom you're gonna get aids.
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Oh my god, dude.
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Would you rather them do it unprotected?
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And they're only 5.95 for a box of 50.
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Yeah, i've already gone over most of the basics, y'know,
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Using your mouth on the penis or vagina.
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I wasn't really sought after much in high school or college.
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People can be very cruel.
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Your nickname?
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Well, i'm quite happy without sex.
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Pregnancy, aids and other 'stdses'."
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All right then.
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I've got rubber bands!
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Timmy!
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But now maybe you'll believe me when i say that we need to be
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I have to agree with miss choksondik.
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That's acondor, jenny,condor.
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I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom.
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Ahhh, ahh!
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Teen pregnancy is at an all-Time high.
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Mom sure is in a lot of pain.
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That's right.
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Yeah, i've changed mine three times already
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I filled the other one up.
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And here we see the tender, magical uterus.
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Yeah, you get out of town.
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Just walk away.
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Is supposed to involve secretion of bodily fluids, m'kay.
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Play an important part in intercourse.
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Is actually the most sensitive part, m'kay.
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Oh, is this wrong?
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Aired 19 years ago - Jul 25, 2001

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy. MORE -LESS

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See how the light reflects the spearmint green from its surface.
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Excuse me, son, i'm an investment broker,
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Would you mind stepping aside, i've got a purchase to make.
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Don't tell me i didn't earn it, you son of a bitch!
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There are people starving in alabama
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I can't sell this poor kid my park.
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I'm buying it to keep people out!
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If there's one thing i hate,
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Lines for kartankulas and rare kartankula plinks.
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Gentlemen, i thank you.
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I felt down there and found this big sore lump...
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I'm nine years old and i have a hemorrhoid, stan.
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I'm always saying, "y'know, i learned something today."
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I mean, who could really have fun by themselves at a theme park?
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Make sure your seatbelt is fastened, enjoy the mine shaft!
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Whoa! Heh, heh, heh.
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Oh, hey, dude,
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It's our grand opening!
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It's the greatest amusement park in the colorado area.
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Where we going?
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Oh, that hurts! What the hell?
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I need my cream, i need my cream!
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Especially stan and kyle, you are to shoot on sight.
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But, you can ride anything you want.
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But remember, anybody else you see trespassing in the park-
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I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence
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For over a year because of his horrible hemorrhoid.
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With his blessings of infected hemorrhoids.
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I've just gotta cover my security expenses.
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Now i can get back to riding my rides.
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I hate lines!
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And to pay his salary,
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All right, let's go.
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Move along, sir.
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Ah, okay.
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And every day he praised god.
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"If you didn't give him those things
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And killed his sheep and the rest of his employees.
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He was in terrible, miserable pain all day, everyday.
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Why would god do such horrible things to a good person
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I have to let in two more people a day
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Wo-Hoo! Yeah! Alright!
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And now back to "money quest" onhbc.
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With claims that nobody could get into his park.
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No, i'm sorry, you can't see this movie.
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Kyle? Kyle?
Aired 19 years ago - Jul 18, 2001

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

Aired 19 years ago - Jul 11, 2001

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

Aired 19 years ago - Jul 04, 2001

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

Aired 19 years ago - Jun 27, 2001

Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests. MORE -LESS

Aired 19 years ago - Jun 20, 2001

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world! MORE -LESS

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Cop drama will return after these messages.
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Just understand that it's my job.
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Whoa!
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Do you really think anything's gonna be any different now?
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Broke new ground by saying "shit!" On television,
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Is making life shitty for a small farming community.
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Wow, we can say "shit" in school now?
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"This is a picture of shit," is still naughty.
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"And i had to clean it with a rag
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A whole new word. It's not new!
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What about, "i have to take a shit"?
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That means that now i can say the word- "Fag".
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♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do♪
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Oh, i don't really give a shit.
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♪ Old macdonald took a shit♪
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Because i'm gay, and that means i'm free to use the word "fag"!
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Like "cock" and and meecrob.
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Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
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Look, it might be coincidence,
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We're proud to work for you.
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Whoa! He's unstoppable.
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Well, gentlemen, let's get on it.
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No, no, no- The word "shit".
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But i think back in those days it meant something else-
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This is the oldest book in the library-
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Over half of europe was killed by it.
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I've never even thought about why we use the term "curse word" before.
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If we don't stop that network
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And over on the left side
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The end-All, greatest marketing ploy of all time.
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Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we-
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How great is it that we live in a country where an artist can express himself freely.
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Damn cracker-Ass producers!
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Your short time in this world is at an end.
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Aach!
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We just need help identifying this.
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It's all live!
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Pissed means angry
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That the curse takes place.
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You know, that word's getting kind of old.
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That's right.
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Man, how could i be such a dumb sh-