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Season 5  "Cartmanland"  5x6

Aired 22 years ago - Jul 25, 2001

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
See how the light reflects the spearmint green from its surface.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
Excuse me, son, i'm an investment broker,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
Would you mind stepping aside, i've got a purchase to make.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Don't tell me i didn't earn it, you son of a bitch!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
There are people starving in alabama
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
I can't sell this poor kid my park.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I'm buying it to keep people out!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
If there's one thing i hate,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Lines for kartankulas and rare kartankula plinks.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Gentlemen, i thank you.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
I felt down there and found this big sore lump...
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
I'm nine years old and i have a hemorrhoid, stan.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
I'm always saying, "y'know, i learned something today."
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
I mean, who could really have fun by themselves at a theme park?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
Make sure your seatbelt is fastened, enjoy the mine shaft!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
Whoa! Heh, heh, heh.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Oh, hey, dude,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
It's our grand opening!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
It's the greatest amusement park in the colorado area.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
Where we going?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
Oh, that hurts! What the hell?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
I need my cream, i need my cream!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Especially stan and kyle, you are to shoot on sight.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
But, you can ride anything you want.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
But remember, anybody else you see trespassing in the park-
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
For over a year because of his horrible hemorrhoid.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
With his blessings of infected hemorrhoids.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
I've just gotta cover my security expenses.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Now i can get back to riding my rides.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
I hate lines!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
And to pay his salary,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
All right, let's go.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Move along, sir.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Ah, okay.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
And every day he praised god.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
"If you didn't give him those things
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
And killed his sheep and the rest of his employees.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
He was in terrible, miserable pain all day, everyday.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Why would god do such horrible things to a good person
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
I have to let in two more people a day
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Wo-Hoo! Yeah! Alright!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
And now back to "money quest" onhbc.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
With claims that nobody could get into his park.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
No, i'm sorry, you can't see this movie.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50
Kyle? Kyle?

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
See how the light reflects the spearmint green from its surface.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
Excuse me, son, i'm an investment broker,
#3 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
Would you mind stepping aside, i've got a purchase to make.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Don't tell me i didn't earn it, you son of a bitch!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
There are people starving in alabama
#6 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
I can't sell this poor kid my park.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I'm buying it to keep people out!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
If there's one thing i hate,
#9 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Lines for kartankulas and rare kartankula plinks.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Gentlemen, i thank you.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
I felt down there and found this big sore lump...
#12 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
I'm nine years old and i have a hemorrhoid, stan.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
I'm always saying, "y'know, i learned something today."
#14 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
I mean, who could really have fun by themselves at a theme park?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
Make sure your seatbelt is fastened, enjoy the mine shaft!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
Whoa! Heh, heh, heh.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Oh, hey, dude,
#18 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
It's our grand opening!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
It's the greatest amusement park in the colorado area.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
Where we going?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
Oh, that hurts! What the hell?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
I need my cream, i need my cream!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Especially stan and kyle, you are to shoot on sight.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
But, you can ride anything you want.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
But remember, anybody else you see trespassing in the park-
#27 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence
#28 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
For over a year because of his horrible hemorrhoid.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
With his blessings of infected hemorrhoids.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
I've just gotta cover my security expenses.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Now i can get back to riding my rides.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
I hate lines!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
And to pay his salary,
#35 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
All right, let's go.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Move along, sir.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Ah, okay.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
And every day he praised god.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
"If you didn't give him those things
#41 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
And killed his sheep and the rest of his employees.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
He was in terrible, miserable pain all day, everyday.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Why would god do such horrible things to a good person
#44 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
I have to let in two more people a day
#45 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Wo-Hoo! Yeah! Alright!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
And now back to "money quest" onhbc.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
With claims that nobody could get into his park.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
No, i'm sorry, you can't see this movie.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50
Kyle? Kyle?
#50