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Season 5  "Super Best Friends"  5x3

Aired 22 years ago - Jul 04, 2001

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
You're not really happy.
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No.
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So, can i go to the magic camp
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
Huh, geez, it sure got cold in here.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Wow!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Kyle, i think we may have gotten into something bad here.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
You don't want to go home.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
That's okay, i changed my mind.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
Some gay-Wad magician's crazy life plan?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Then i guess i'm a dumb ass.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
It doesn't matter, ma'am.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Well, all right, come on in.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
David blaine is doing a big performance
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
That's 15 people we got to agree
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Stan marsh. Stan marsh.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
The miracle i'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
That's it?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
That lame water to wine trick.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
As magician david blaine will now eat his own head.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
And stop following this false prophet.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
But now, turn around.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Yes!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
I'll call everyone together.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
But, we want tax-Exempt status.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Mr. Blaine has said that by killing ourselves in washington,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
All right, stanley, you can open your eyes now.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Mohammed, the muslim prophet with the powers of flame.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
More than friends, young boy, we are super best friends!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Many interesting things showed up.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I mean, if i kill myself, it's gonna make my family really sad.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Kyle, he said that if we were all going to commit suicide
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
His followers are growing at a rate even faster than mine.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
About trying to get tax-Exempt status.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
If the government will not give us tax-Exempt status,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
All right brother kyle, it is time for us to die.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Yes, but this time, i've brought some help.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Sweet salvation!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Oh my god, they killed kenny!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Kyle, you can't kill yourself.

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
No.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
So, can i go to the magic camp
#3 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
Huh, geez, it sure got cold in here.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Wow!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Kyle, i think we may have gotten into something bad here.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
You don't want to go home.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
That's okay, i changed my mind.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
Some gay-Wad magician's crazy life plan?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Then i guess i'm a dumb ass.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
It doesn't matter, ma'am.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Well, all right, come on in.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
David blaine is doing a big performance
#14 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
That's 15 people we got to agree
#15 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Stan marsh. Stan marsh.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
The miracle i'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
That's it?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
That lame water to wine trick.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
As magician david blaine will now eat his own head.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
And stop following this false prophet.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
But now, turn around.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Yes!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
I'll call everyone together.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
But, we want tax-Exempt status.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Mr. Blaine has said that by killing ourselves in washington,
#31 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
All right, stanley, you can open your eyes now.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Mohammed, the muslim prophet with the powers of flame.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
More than friends, young boy, we are super best friends!
#34 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Many interesting things showed up.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I mean, if i kill myself, it's gonna make my family really sad.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Kyle, he said that if we were all going to commit suicide
#40 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
His followers are growing at a rate even faster than mine.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
About trying to get tax-Exempt status.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
If the government will not give us tax-Exempt status,
#44 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
All right brother kyle, it is time for us to die.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Yes, but this time, i've brought some help.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Sweet salvation!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Oh my god, they killed kenny!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Kyle, you can't kill yourself.
#50