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Season 15

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 16, 2011

With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.

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Here's my head shot. Just in case you know anybody.
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How about this one - joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station...
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guys, guys I've been working on it and I think I have some answers.
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Hey craig, you're uh... Your family get you that jacket at wal-mart or k-mart?
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very good. We'll take them from here.
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David! Do you believe in god?!
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Dr. Pepper and diet Dr. Pepper.
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I actually was able to see which kids in school got those coupons they hand out for school lunch.
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now that kenny's gone, your household actually has the lowest income.
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You think kyle isn't on a computer right now trying to see who the poorest kid in school is?!
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His mama's so poor the ducks throw bread at her!
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eric, I'm working two jobs. Mommy is doing everything she can.
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eric, we aren't that much poorer than most people.
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My mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioninnnngg...
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Sometimes they don't realize what should have come first, until it's too late.
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what in the name of nobody knows are you doing, karen?!
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Better call the lieutenant. Looks like we got another meth lab in town.
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Were things so bad for you financially you had to turn to a life of crime?
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when will you people learn to lay off the pabst blue ribbon?!
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I just need to get some information from you if that's okay.
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That's a joke! Did you get that one?
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what?!
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Kenneth, answer the door.
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god damn, I gotta sleep in a room six other people?! How poor are we?!
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my name is not 'meeeem'.
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You gotta have my back kenny!
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- really? - yeah dude,
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His momma's so poor she cuts coupons out to be institutionalized!
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let put our hands up everyone!
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with forty seven "yo mama so poor" jokes directed at jacob hallery
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I mean what do you think this is the shower room at Penn state?
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oh and "yo mama" jokes are better? They've been around since the fifties.
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shut up, you foster twerps are all the same!
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karen mckormick is off limits. Do you understand?
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and if this food comes as a gift from some divine intelligence,
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he just took me back to my classroom! Then he disappeared like always.
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It's time for the punishment room!
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who could that be?
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Have I given you my headshot?
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Let's have a look around.
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It was a like a little 'mystery' person flying around...
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Aired 8 years ago - Nov 09, 2011

After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.

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dinner we celebrate every November?
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menstrual cramps stop bringing everyone down?
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Does congress know about this yet?
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Did you guys know that when you stop menstruating, it's called menopause?
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Have you been contacted by alien life forms?
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It can't be coincidence.
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But now, back to part three of Ancient Aliens at Thanksgiving!
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And while the number of people who accept the alien
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Here, draw that Thanksgiving turkey symbol with your hand,
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Wow, check it out, dude, we're on TV.
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Get me a piece of chalk!
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Well, at least we weren't outsmarted by a nine-year-old kid.
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An object clearly fell from the sky and struck the earth.
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from deep within the galaxy Canis Major and a distant planet...
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and we will take all their stuffing!
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Oh, Thanksgiving's still a couple weeks away, sweetie,
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Oh! We're not too late! Mother come!
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We got more in the back, right?
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After attacking our stuffing mines?!
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Word travels fast in our sector.
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Everything Kyle Broflovski said
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I'm just saying there are lots of symbols and signs out
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You Indians took me to thy planet and then cast me here!
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It gets worse.
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He was right about all of this.
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I think he's just kind of pissed off he was wrong about
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I fear, Kyle, that you still do not know who's side to be on.
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But we made a treaty, and for 300 years our people have not fought...
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and the stuffing mines can again be ours.
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I will get to Cape COD and cannot be stopped!
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I must return to Plymouth so my king can know the truth!
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My Lord!
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Natalie Portman controls the wormhole!
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Curses and Cranberries!
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Please, Kyle of Devry Institute.
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Aired 8 years ago - Nov 02, 2011

The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

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And then... and then Wendy said that they were the 99% and
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How can they blame you for what is clearly President Obama's fault?
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talking about me behind my back.
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That's not Skeletor, it's a woman named Maria Shriver.
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What are you guys doing; What are you talking about?!
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And what do you want me to do about it?
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feel unphysically fit, and then that student might end up
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Fucking 99 percenters! What did they take?
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I've known Clyde Frog since I was two years old.
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one of you has decided to become a murderer.
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in each of your names to the Clyde's Law Foundation.
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They're all protesting outside!
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fourth grade students are fed up and have decided to occupy... Red Robin.
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Sweetie, I see that you are a little disturbed right now, but maybe you can...
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Sweetie, you really can just talk to me if you...
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So then... we are all going to need some more tea.
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Alright, what exactly are we dealing with.
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I'm afraid it's about to get worse. You see this area here?
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Full on class warfare.
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Peter Panda?
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Sorry kid, we need to take this as evidence.
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I like the... A1 peppercorn burger.
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He's in your class, but you don't deal with him!
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To be honest, we're just a little surprised your son begged
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The protesters have decreased in number from two to one
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No, because my house got burned down so everyone has to feel bad for me.
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I told you to lock that door, Token!!
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Alright guys, you ready?
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The fourth grade is sticking it to the other 83% of the school!
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It is full on class warfare!
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Rumper...
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Polly Prissypants?
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They were holding us back.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 26, 2011

Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway’s biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 19, 2011

The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

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a kid who shit in his pants in front of everyone,
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we will make it very worth your while.
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It's funny that something which should be completely
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My mom packed me the best stuff!
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Or don't take the cupcake. I'm sorry I wasted your time.
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Ahp, Mr. Garrison I don't think that's quite fair, I mean,
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Oh my God it's way worse than Pete Melman was! Way worse!
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You said Pete Melman couldn't kill himself.
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Yes!
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In fact, our students did so good on the tests that you've...
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Exclusive.
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Do you have any idea how embarrassed I am?
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Yes! Kyle!
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And I have narrowed it down to somebody in this very room!
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- Hey wait, that's me... - Where is it coming from?!
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Whoever's in here is the kid that's hacking our emails and phone calls.
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It says here it's name is Wikileaks.
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I come with news of great gravity.
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With a heart of doom!
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Only you can stop him, Lemmiwinks.
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My mom has a drinking problem, too.
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No, Wikileaks!
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to make everyone forget about Pete Melman and Jenny Simon forever.
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Alright, get her the fuck outta here.
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What the...
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Catatafish of the stomach's cove.
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I am a great wizard.
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Wikileaks posted exaggerated things about me too.
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Like that underage salmon, I didn't make her do anything.
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Except when he said I made that teenage fish perform ass to trout,
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Alright are we sure we're alone?
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We made our beds when we enlisted Eric Cartman's help, we have to lie in them.
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What's a bigger story than all the students being made sick?
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And then we throw Eric Cartman under it.
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Lemmiwinks can stop him!
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Eric Cartman killed himself did you see that?!
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 12, 2011

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 05, 2011

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

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Right now, we're talking about vaginal warts.
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M'kay, stan,
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that's called being a Debbie Downer, Stan.
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I just want everything to go back to the way it was.
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I think he's got Asperger's.
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from the young boy's Father, Steamie Ray vaughan.
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In response to the embarrassment,
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Oh my buns, there's a sharp pain in my buns.
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How can there be... God, you're saying I have ass burgers?
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I've called him, I've been to his house,
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it's like being around a black hole that just sucks the life out of everything.
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What's the matter, dude?
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Try this hamburger, Cartman made them himself.
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All our patients here show the same social awkwardness
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Nice to meet you.
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you wouldn't call it Asperger's, that's just mean.
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Where other people see fun movies and hear cool music
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Next order, please. Get your Cartman Burgers here.
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Come on, Cartman.
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that you're seeing the world the way it actually is.
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Yeah, everything used to be awesome and cool
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I can see out lame I was saying everything was shit.
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- This is about you and me, remember. - Look dude, things around here have changed.
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Big harry and mike in the morning in case you didn't catch last night's episode of
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- Did you see the illusionary world again? - How did it feel to be back in the matrix?
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I can't do any...
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Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC all somehow infused into one burger.
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They would have to be some kind of super Dutch oven.
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What's the secret behind Cartman Burger's amazing taste?
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Like someone would just walk away from a friendship like that.
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All right.
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- What are you doing? - How do you guys make them so yummy?
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But your negativity is poison to me.
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All right, look, I honestly don't know the secret, dude.
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Looks like the serum is clearing off. You better take some more.
Aired 9 years ago - Jun 08, 2011

After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel.

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 01, 2011

Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok is angered when a competing Asian restaurant opens next door.

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I think we better have him checked out, Linda.
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One is named Postman Butters.
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And the two seem to be in constant odds.
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adding to our booming Asian district.
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Now everyone in town think the Chinese and the Japanese are the same fucking thing.
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Honk, honk.
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You got a smoky on your tail but Big Rig Butters is here to help.
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Chinese and the Japanese have been fighting for so rong,
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A tweety?
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Teriyaki isn't from China?
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you Japanese dog.
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No, he's pretty much just a truck driver.
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Inspector Butters,
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He doesn't like Butters, does he?
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but you have people living inside your head.
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Donned mind him, Butters.
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Let's play battleship.
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I'm going to leave the camera on to see what exactly I become while I'm sleeping.
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Okay, kids, today we have a special assembly.
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This whole thing is China and Japan is this really little bitty country over here.
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Suicide rate in Japan? Sky-high.
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You remember how you told me if I got myself a video
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come on, you think multiple personality disorder is real?
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Oh, Jesus.
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I'm trying, sir.
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You have really done it this time.
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Breaking into a store, Butters?
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Okay, hold on, hold on, prease.
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It was very sneaky.
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then we no longer have to deal with racist stereotypes.
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no more Inspector Butters,
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You got to help!
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If you draw any attention he'll kill us.
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For some reason the mean man is getting stronger.
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Both of them have gone all out to celebrate Asian culture.
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It's so great that Chinese and a Japanese are finally getting arong.
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Yes, and when you get to the top of that tower,
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Dr. Janus sure has a big house, doesn't he?
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It's okay, Butters.
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You can't run forever.
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No, don't do it.
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We know the truth, Dr. Janus.
Aired 9 years ago - May 25, 2011

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

Aired 9 years ago - May 18, 2011

Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

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You see witnesses?
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Butters, I don't have time for this.
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What?
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use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?
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My wiener isn't 1.2 inches, it's 1.4!
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Eric Cartman to the principal's office. Immediately.
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I don't care if Obama is president!
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but it's point two inches bigger that you said!
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Those weren't our dick sizes?
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and you cause bad things to happen.
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My little sunshine has a temper sometimes,
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I think you're way too fat for your age.
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You like that? Shitty titty jelly belly?
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Well, I just don't see it, Ms. Cartman.
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what fourteen year old girl?
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I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
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Did they measure from the base or from the balls?
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They have sex.
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What does matter is --
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so we don't get our ourselves into trouble a anymore.
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We have exactly twelve days
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mah, bitch be coming.
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for wanting to lessen some of your more less awesome attributes.
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Yes, little girl over there.
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Okay. So then let's move on to the example on your study sheet.
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Great. And so, divide by the 17,
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So how does our example person 'Randy' compare to others on the TMI scale?
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Hey!
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Yeah, it doesn't matter!
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and I'm an actual doctor of human sexuality and behavior.
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when it comes to a man and a woman making love
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Who the hell is this chick surgeon general appointed by Obama?
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Yes, I've got some birthday presents I need shipped.
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Tom, I'm standing outside the fedex in fairplay, Colorado
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What exactly are you angry about?
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And we want -- and we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
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Oh, yeah and Kyle!
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No!
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And it's below average!
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And everyone's a Justin Bieber wanna be!
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the pissed off and angry party is gaining more support.
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Who is this?
Aired 9 years ago - May 11, 2011

The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

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What a glorious day for our country and indeed the world.
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A giant hole now blasted into the ceiling debris falling down
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Canadians in attendance cannot believe their eyes.
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Oh, this does not go with tradition at all.
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He's mean and he hurts, and his name's tooth decay!
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It's tooth decay!
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You can't just start already sad, there's nowhere to go.
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All of Canada is in mourning as nationwide suicides abound.
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A massive candlelight vigil was held last night, led by the Canadian band rush.
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then one or more of the royal family must be in peril.
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In your box of faith you will find all the items you need.
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Ike, where are you going?
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Put 'em together and what have you got?
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of dental hygiene without tooth decay?
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He's your brother, Kyle Broflovski mkay? How are you going to fix this?
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What am I saying?
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I have to wear this bag on my head because I'm hideously ugly.
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Together we work to keep the bad guy away.
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hold it! Hold it! Stop!
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I'm trying, Mr. Mackey, I really am.
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Just pick it up from there.
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When the giant arrives, we will attack him with our guns, our swords, our --
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You fart loving tricksters!
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Why would I take the Princess of Canada?
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I guess the Princess is gone for good, huh?
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God damn, native Canadians.
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[Speaking inuit]
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Oh shit!
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That's because tooth decay sucks.
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Neck-a-mic, pee-yoosh-tu-ah!
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[Speaking inuit]
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They can lead us to the beast, but we will have to destroy it!
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mkay, never giving two cents about the plaque that's building on your teeth.
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once and for all, why this whole dental hygiene thing is so important to me.
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took him in the blink of an eye!
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Eskimos are good for nothing.
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Oh, no, not dental floss!
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I'll fix you!
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What the --
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Act one was pure dog shit!
Aired 9 years ago - May 04, 2011

At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 27, 2011

Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad and blames his mother.