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Season 13  "The Ring"  13x1

Aired 15 years ago - Mar 11, 2009

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 1
But it was before you and I were together and it wasn't my fault.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 2
But it was only for one second and I had my eyes closed.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 4
Girl's mouths are full of germs!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 5
Kenny, aren't you a little too young for this?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 7
I'm ready to get it on.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 8
- Can we do the day I kiss you - Oh my god, it's start tingling again!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 9
Tell me how was that in love...
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 10
Yeah yeah I'm gonna take my time,
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 11
- 'Cos I still love you, baby... - Love you, baby! Baby!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 12
Oh my god! I'm so worked up.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 14
Hey, (inaudible)
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 15
Yeah, I'm not giving a blowjob to anybody!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 16
Look, we called you back here 'cos we want to share a love of Christ with you.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 18
Well, well, well...
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 19
W-what that does mean?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 20
Yeah!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 21
I've heard that Kenny is still going out with that slut Tammy Warner!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 23
'cos now we're both wearing these rings for each other,
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 25
'Cos we can just hang out with other couples who wear these rings...
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 26
We adore Gray's Anatomy, don't we, Nancy?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 27
Babe... Babe Baby! Baby!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 28
Our decision is final!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 29
Yeah, I hope you're right, because the boss is on his way here.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 30
We... need to talk about something.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 31
You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 32
Rings stay on!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 33
Get the f... off. Get the f... out, ha.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 34
DVD SALE 20% OFF
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 35
Grey's Anatomy? Kenny!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 36
(Inaudible)
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 37
This Disney, douchebag, and it's one cause of all this.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 39
that would be a live broadcast on a Disney channel.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 40
Don't approve thing of being naughty or filthy.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 41
Well, you can give an audience a peak. What you say girls,
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 42
Great stuff, boys. You like taking a Jonas Brother's hot foam on your faces, girls?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 43
This whoile thing is a freaking shame.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 45
Wake up, wake up, you little prick
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 46
And now, Disney Channel presents...
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 47
In about ten minutes the Jonas Brothers are going to take stage into what Disney is calling
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 48
We understand that Jonas Brothers are getting ready.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 49
You're lying, I'll cut you up.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 50
And you three faggots aren't gonna stop me. Nobody is ruining this event.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 2
But it was only for one second and I had my eyes closed.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 4
Girl's mouths are full of germs!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 5
Kenny, aren't you a little too young for this?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 7
I'm ready to get it on.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 8
- Can we do the day I kiss you - Oh my god, it's start tingling again!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 9
Tell me how was that in love...
#9 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 10
Yeah yeah I'm gonna take my time,
#10 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 11
- 'Cos I still love you, baby... - Love you, baby! Baby!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 12
Oh my god! I'm so worked up.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 14
Hey, (inaudible)
#14 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 15
Yeah, I'm not giving a blowjob to anybody!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 16
Look, we called you back here 'cos we want to share a love of Christ with you.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 18
Well, well, well...
#18 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 19
W-what that does mean?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 20
Yeah!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 21
I've heard that Kenny is still going out with that slut Tammy Warner!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 23
'cos now we're both wearing these rings for each other,
#23 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 25
'Cos we can just hang out with other couples who wear these rings...
#25 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 26
We adore Gray's Anatomy, don't we, Nancy?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 27
Babe... Babe Baby! Baby!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 28
Our decision is final!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 29
Yeah, I hope you're right, because the boss is on his way here.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 30
We... need to talk about something.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 31
You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 32
Rings stay on!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 33
Get the f... off. Get the f... out, ha.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 34
DVD SALE 20% OFF
#34 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 35
Grey's Anatomy? Kenny!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 36
(Inaudible)
#36 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 37
This Disney, douchebag, and it's one cause of all this.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 39
that would be a live broadcast on a Disney channel.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 40
Don't approve thing of being naughty or filthy.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 41
Well, you can give an audience a peak. What you say girls,
#41 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 42
Great stuff, boys. You like taking a Jonas Brother's hot foam on your faces, girls?
#42 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 43
This whoile thing is a freaking shame.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 45
Wake up, wake up, you little prick
#45 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 46
And now, Disney Channel presents...
#46 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 47
In about ten minutes the Jonas Brothers are going to take stage into what Disney is calling
#47 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 48
We understand that Jonas Brothers are getting ready.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 49
You're lying, I'll cut you up.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 50
And you three faggots aren't gonna stop me. Nobody is ruining this event.
#50