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Season 8  "The Passion of the Jew"  8x3

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 31, 2004

Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

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But, because this is such an important film that actually depicts the selfless act of Jesus Christ,
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Mom! Doorbell!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
I didn't know, I... I didn't know.
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From this day forward I will dedicate my life to making sure your film is seen by everyone.
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Me neither. Oh honey, let's be good Christians from now on!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers.
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Welcome to Mel Gibson's ThePassion.com,
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Hi, uh, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.
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the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19
Ohoh yeah?! I'd like to see you try, asshole! I'm like six feet tall!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
Come on, Kenny, we're going to Malibu!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21
Eric, sweetie, there's a bunch of people showing up in our backyard saying something about a meeting?
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
It's a perfect idea to have us organize so we can strengthen the Christian community.
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
We sure do.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
Oh, what a great idea! We each make it our responsibility to convert one more person!
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Dude, can we please just have the eighteen dollars back from you?
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
How dare you call me crazy! This means war!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 34
And he didn't deserve what happened to him in Mel Gibson's movie.
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Well, if you really care about your friend's soul, then perhaps show him the way of Jesus.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
You wanna get outta here? Talk to me.
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
And good evening, friends!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
Fellow fans of Mel Gibson, our numbers have grown and now, together, we have the power to change the world!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
So, when I say "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung,"
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Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!
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- Es ist Zeit für Rache! - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.
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Whatwhatwhaaat?!
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This proves the anti-Semitic effect that movie is having!
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- Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! - Es ist Zeit für Rache! - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
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Well it looks like with these bus tickets we spend about eighty... seven dollars getting our money back from Mel Gibson.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
Hey dude, you've gotta speed up.
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He wouldn't give us our money back for The Passion, so we kinda took it.
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This movie is causing anti-Semitism! You must remove it from your theater!

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Mom! Doorbell!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
I didn't know, I... I didn't know.
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From this day forward I will dedicate my life to making sure your film is seen by everyone.
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Me neither. Oh honey, let's be good Christians from now on!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 16
Welcome to Mel Gibson's ThePassion.com,
#16 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 17
Hi, uh, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 18
the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19
Ohoh yeah?! I'd like to see you try, asshole! I'm like six feet tall!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
Come on, Kenny, we're going to Malibu!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21
Eric, sweetie, there's a bunch of people showing up in our backyard saying something about a meeting?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
It's a perfect idea to have us organize so we can strengthen the Christian community.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
We sure do.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
Oh, what a great idea! We each make it our responsibility to convert one more person!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 31
Dude, can we please just have the eighteen dollars back from you?
#31 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
How dare you call me crazy! This means war!
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And he didn't deserve what happened to him in Mel Gibson's movie.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 35
Well, if you really care about your friend's soul, then perhaps show him the way of Jesus.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
You wanna get outta here? Talk to me.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
And good evening, friends!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
Fellow fans of Mel Gibson, our numbers have grown and now, together, we have the power to change the world!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
So, when I say "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung,"
#40 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 41
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 42
- Es ist Zeit für Rache! - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 44
Whatwhatwhaaat?!
#44 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 45
This proves the anti-Semitic effect that movie is having!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 46
- Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! - Es ist Zeit für Rache! - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 47
Well it looks like with these bus tickets we spend about eighty... seven dollars getting our money back from Mel Gibson.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
Hey dude, you've gotta speed up.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 49
He wouldn't give us our money back for The Passion, so we kinda took it.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 50
This movie is causing anti-Semitism! You must remove it from your theater!
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