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Season 8  "Woodland Critter Christmas"  8x14

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 15, 2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
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You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Said the little boy in the red poofball hat.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Leave me aLONE!!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
To stop us?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
Aagh! Aaaahh!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you're not too smart, are you, mister?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
"I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town."
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
I... I know, it'd ridiculous.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
This better have a point, dude. This really better have a point.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
a new bright shiny star hung in the sky.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight,
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
Let's eat his flesh!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
I mean, I didn't mean to help them, I I tried to stop them!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into.
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
#2
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
#3
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making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head
#5
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This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
#6
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Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Said the little boy in the red poofball hat.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over!
#11
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I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?
#14
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I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
#17
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Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
#18
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Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
#20
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The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born.
#21
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And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
#23
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
#24
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Leave me aLONE!!
#25
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,
#26
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To stop us?
#28
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Aagh! Aaaahh!
#29
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You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you're not too smart, are you, mister?
#32
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"I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town."
#34
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I... I know, it'd ridiculous.
#36
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It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
This better have a point, dude. This really better have a point.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve.
#40
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a new bright shiny star hung in the sky.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight,
#43
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
Let's eat his flesh!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
I mean, I didn't mean to help them, I I tried to stop them!
#47
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Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into.
#49
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