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Season 8  "Cartman's Incredible Gift"  8x13

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 08, 2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 1
Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head traume. Your road to recovery will be long and arduous.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
Good, because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
I've... heard cases where people suffering head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
Young man, how did you know the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
His new... powers?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
How come the outline is missing its hand?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9
...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
Wuhsure, come on in.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
Why? Why??
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Which can only mean one thing!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
No. Nothing.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
What the hell is wrong with these people?!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
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I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
Eric, sweetie, there's um, some people here to see you.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
Kid, we have a problem. You didn't go through the proper channels to become a psychic detective like we all did.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
Well you just can't say you're a psychic detective, you have to use the ad in the comic book!
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
We are ...obviously quite evenly matched. I guess this will have to be settled in court.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
Her name is...
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
! Jesus! Where will it end?!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
I'm pretty sure he's your man.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
Why won't anybody listen to me?!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 33
Call an ambulance.
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Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done, so you will understand the breadth of my transformation!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
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Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He says another little boy just awoke from a coma,
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's usually there between seven and eleven p.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this guy out, but let's use some restraint.
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See, on your left hand, the thumb faces to the left. Those are all right hands.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
Heh- sir?
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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
Good, because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
I've... heard cases where people suffering head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
Young man, how did you know the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
#5
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
His new... powers?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
How come the outline is missing its hand?
#7
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...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
Wuhsure, come on in.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
Why? Why??
#11
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Which can only mean one thing!
#15
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No. Nothing.
#17
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What the hell is wrong with these people?!
#18
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I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!
#20
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Eric, sweetie, there's um, some people here to see you.
#22
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Kid, we have a problem. You didn't go through the proper channels to become a psychic detective like we all did.
#23
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Well you just can't say you're a psychic detective, you have to use the ad in the comic book!
#24
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We are ...obviously quite evenly matched. I guess this will have to be settled in court.
#27
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Her name is...
#28
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
! Jesus! Where will it end?!
#29
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
I'm pretty sure he's your man.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
Why won't anybody listen to me?!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
#32
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Call an ambulance.
#33
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Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done, so you will understand the breadth of my transformation!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He says another little boy just awoke from a coma,
#40
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and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's usually there between seven and eleven p.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this guy out, but let's use some restraint.
#43
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See, on your left hand, the thumb faces to the left. Those are all right hands.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
Heh- sir?
#48
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