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Season 8  "Good Times with Weapons"  8x1

Aired 16 years ago - Mar 17, 2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 1
Oh yeah?! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion,
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and you can't play with us.
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I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person-
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
the most destructive supervillain of all time!
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Hold on you guys. I actually have another power.
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Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers!
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Fools! I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of Destruction and Doom!
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All right! And now I will use my power to... turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh!
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- Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?!
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If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened.
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Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this. We just have to use our... ninja reasoning.
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- So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... - Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet.
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Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office you need to stay down on all fours and-
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Aw man, now every in town has a weapon! Lame!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling!
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- Then fight us! - Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!!
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Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him!
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If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code!
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- Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters!
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Why bad?
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Jesus Christ.
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the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends.
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It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital.
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Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can.
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You know this to be true.
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It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
There you go, right in there.
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Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye?
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All right, the county fair's still open!
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- You guys! You guys! - What is it, Craig?
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All right. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by.
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Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming.

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and you can't play with us.
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I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person-
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the most destructive supervillain of all time!
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Hold on you guys. I actually have another power.
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Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers!
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Fools! I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of Destruction and Doom!
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All right! And now I will use my power to... turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh!
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- Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?!
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If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened.
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Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this. We just have to use our... ninja reasoning.
#22
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- So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... - Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet.
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Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office you need to stay down on all fours and-
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Aw man, now every in town has a weapon! Lame!
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And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling!
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- Then fight us! - Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!!
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Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him!
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If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code!
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- Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters!
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Why bad?
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Jesus Christ.
#38
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the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends.
#40
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It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital.
#41
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Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can.
#42
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You know this to be true.
#43
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It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
There you go, right in there.
#45
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Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
All right, the county fair's still open!
#47
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
- You guys! You guys! - What is it, Craig?
#48
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All right. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by.
#49
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Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming.
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