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Season 8  "Quest for Ratings"  8x11

Aired 16 years ago - Nov 17, 2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

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and our news team them, very much.
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There you go!
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Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh.
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You're helping Craig make his show?! I can't believe you would betray us like that?!
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Hey gang, I brought the new episode of wide angle close-up animals.
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Wow, those animals are pretty cute.
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Hey, yeah. Uhwhy I could say I saw celebrities even though I didn't, a-a-and then lie about what I saw them doing.
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Yeah! We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive.
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.. Seeing African-Americans on the news, not hearing them.
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No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley.
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pees sitting down like a girl. We've also got confirmation that Sally Turner
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Oh yeah, Panda Bear Madness! And now, let's get a look at the celebrity scene shot,
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Then let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade.
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Oooo, interview with the vice-President, hmmm. Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're
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Aww! Ohh! God, I just got so sleepy. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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And if we can't report news the honest way, what good is n-news reporting?
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Your show beat Close-up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens by three viewers!
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You have to learn now how important ratings are!
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Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies!
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Wait! You know what we should do? We should all take a bunch of cough medicine!
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How about this one? Calminex?
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Woo. We aren't havin' a party.
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and when all the ideas start coming, just write 'em down. We might not remember everything otherwise.
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I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song.
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Fellas, this is our chance! Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible.
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Hoochie, wombat juice,tigger yum yum. Hello, I'm Rick Cartman.

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and our news team them, very much.
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There you go!
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Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh.
#6
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You're helping Craig make his show?! I can't believe you would betray us like that?!
#7
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Hey gang, I brought the new episode of wide angle close-up animals.
#8
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Wow, those animals are pretty cute.
#9
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Hey, yeah. Uhwhy I could say I saw celebrities even though I didn't, a-a-and then lie about what I saw them doing.
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Yeah! We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive.
#12
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.. Seeing African-Americans on the news, not hearing them.
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No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley.
#17
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pees sitting down like a girl. We've also got confirmation that Sally Turner
#18
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Oh yeah, Panda Bear Madness! And now, let's get a look at the celebrity scene shot,
#19
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Then let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade.
#20
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Oooo, interview with the vice-President, hmmm. Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're
#21
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Aww! Ohh! God, I just got so sleepy. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
#22
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And if we can't report news the honest way, what good is n-news reporting?
#24
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Your show beat Close-up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens by three viewers!
#25
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You have to learn now how important ratings are!
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Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies!
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Wait! You know what we should do? We should all take a bunch of cough medicine!
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How about this one? Calminex?
#36
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Woo. We aren't havin' a party.
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and when all the ideas start coming, just write 'em down. We might not remember everything otherwise.
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I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song.
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Fellas, this is our chance! Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible.
#48
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Hoochie, wombat juice,tigger yum yum. Hello, I'm Rick Cartman.
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