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Season 1  "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"  1x9

Aired 23 years ago - Dec 17, 1997

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Sponsor now, and we'll send you a Teiko sports watch as a free gift.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
- We wanna adopt a starving Ethernopian. - When do we get the watch?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
I get to wear it first.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
When they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Do you hear something? I think I hear flower children calling.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
That's enough Dickens for one day.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Mayor, we've got a very big problem.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
The worst part is, they're really pissed off.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Oh, my.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
- Did our digital sports watch come? - Not yet, hon.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
A squeaker!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
They accidentally sent him instead of the watch.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Nice to meet you.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
He'll stay here. Then with Stan, then me.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Not as beautiful as...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Except for Kenny's family. To them, $6.99 is two years' income.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
Food's here. That's it for the appetizers.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
No, you don't want all that. Why don't you share it with me?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
...creamed corn and creamed corn?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
- Yes, I'll pay $50 for one. - I want one!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
- You can't care for him. - I thought we were supposed to.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
- Because why? - Because 8-year-olds can't be parents!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- Maybe the world. - Oh, fudge!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
...who was accidentally sent here instead of a Teiko sports watch.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
Now you're pissing me off!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
- "Pov"? - Poverty stricken citizen.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
It's true, mayor. Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Here it comes.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Hunger is an enemy that we all must fight.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Who let these flies in here? Hasn't anybody heard of insect repellent?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Looks like we have the turkey problem under control.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Happy, happy Thanksgiving. Let her rip!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
Now, let's see all the goodies you're going to take home to your family.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Seriously, I'm hungry.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Sorry, we just don't have any funds. Here, have a Teiko sports watch.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
- Where is that Thanksgiving spirit? - We can't stop them.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
These fudged-up turkeys from the crustaceous era can take our lives...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
- We wanna adopt a starving Ethernopian. - When do we get the watch?
#2
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
I get to wear it first.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
When they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out?
#4
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
#5
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Do you hear something? I think I hear flower children calling.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
That's enough Dickens for one day.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Mayor, we've got a very big problem.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
The worst part is, they're really pissed off.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Oh, my.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
- Did our digital sports watch come? - Not yet, hon.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
A squeaker!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
They accidentally sent him instead of the watch.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Nice to meet you.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
He'll stay here. Then with Stan, then me.
#16
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Not as beautiful as...
#18
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Except for Kenny's family. To them, $6.99 is two years' income.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
Food's here. That's it for the appetizers.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
No, you don't want all that. Why don't you share it with me?
#21
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
...creamed corn and creamed corn?
#22
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No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
- Yes, I'll pay $50 for one. - I want one!
#25
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
- You can't care for him. - I thought we were supposed to.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
- Because why? - Because 8-year-olds can't be parents!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- Maybe the world. - Oh, fudge!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
...who was accidentally sent here instead of a Teiko sports watch.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
Now you're pissing me off!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
- "Pov"? - Poverty stricken citizen.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
It's true, mayor. Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria.
#34
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Here it comes.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Hunger is an enemy that we all must fight.
#37
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Who let these flies in here? Hasn't anybody heard of insect repellent?
#39
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Looks like we have the turkey problem under control.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Happy, happy Thanksgiving. Let her rip!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
Now, let's see all the goodies you're going to take home to your family.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Seriously, I'm hungry.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Sorry, we just don't have any funds. Here, have a Teiko sports watch.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
- Where is that Thanksgiving spirit? - We can't stop them.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
These fudged-up turkeys from the crustaceous era can take our lives...
#49
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