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Season 1  "Tom's Rhinoplasty"  1x11

Aired 23 years ago - Feb 11, 1998

Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 1
Anyhoo, I want you all to meet your new substitute, Miss Ellen.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 2
I know you must be very upset about your teacher having surgery.
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I told the people at school I had herpes.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 6
You could wind up a hideous creature, forced to live in the sewers...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 7
- She was checking me out. - Until you puked on her.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 8
- Yeah, that one. - I gotta meet this woman.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 9
That's okay. You know what they say about women with moles on their necks.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 11
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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 13
Me, me, me!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 14
We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is dating Richard Grieco...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 15
Crazy cracker's always leaving detergent.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 16
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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 18
- Chef's gonna make love to Miss Ellen! - What?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 19
That's to be expected. We did major reconstruction...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 21
Remember your homework. We have a lot of catching up.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 22
- Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen? - Of course, Wendy.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 23
I want to thank all you children for the presents you bought me.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 24
And what a nice alarm clock! Thank you, Stan.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 25
I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie, but I left it at home.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 26
...do they have to wear Depend undergarments?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 27
- No, she wasn't. - She was!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 28
- Yeah, you're acting like a freak. - No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 29
Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 30
Kenny?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 31
My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 32
I think it looks great.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 33
- The record store guy said to get it. - I got these killer Birkenstocks.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 36
...is load her into a rocket and have her shot into the sun.
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- What? - Suddenly I feel really confident.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 41
- Really? - That's right. Will you stay?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 42
Wendy, we just got a call in the office. Your grandma just died.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 43
- You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. - Just a few hundred more shots.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 44
- Are we making love now? - Excuse me?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 45
It's over. I give up.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 46
Whoa! Hey, wait, wait!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 47
- Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? - Can it wait till after class?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 48
The way I acted was wrong, and I've learned from it.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 49
Damn this beautiful face of mine. Damn it to hell!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 50
- So we meet again, Miss Ellen. - Just what is going on here?

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 2
I know you must be very upset about your teacher having surgery.
#2
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I told the people at school I had herpes.
#4
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You could wind up a hideous creature, forced to live in the sewers...
#6
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 7
- She was checking me out. - Until you puked on her.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 8
- Yeah, that one. - I gotta meet this woman.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 9
That's okay. You know what they say about women with moles on their necks.
#9
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Me, me, me!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 14
We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is dating Richard Grieco...
#14
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 15
Crazy cracker's always leaving detergent.
#15
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- Chef's gonna make love to Miss Ellen! - What?
#18
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That's to be expected. We did major reconstruction...
#19
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Remember your homework. We have a lot of catching up.
#21
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- Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen? - Of course, Wendy.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 23
I want to thank all you children for the presents you bought me.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 24
And what a nice alarm clock! Thank you, Stan.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 25
I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie, but I left it at home.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 26
...do they have to wear Depend undergarments?
#26
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 27
- No, she wasn't. - She was!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 28
- Yeah, you're acting like a freak. - No, I'm not acting like a freak!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 29
Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 30
Kenny?
#30
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 31
My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 32
I think it looks great.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 33
- The record store guy said to get it. - I got these killer Birkenstocks.
#33
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...is load her into a rocket and have her shot into the sun.
#36
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- What? - Suddenly I feel really confident.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 41
- Really? - That's right. Will you stay?
#41
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 42
Wendy, we just got a call in the office. Your grandma just died.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 43
- You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. - Just a few hundred more shots.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 44
- Are we making love now? - Excuse me?
#44
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 45
It's over. I give up.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 46
Whoa! Hey, wait, wait!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 47
- Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? - Can it wait till after class?
#47
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 48
The way I acted was wrong, and I've learned from it.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 49
Damn this beautiful face of mine. Damn it to hell!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 50
- So we meet again, Miss Ellen. - Just what is going on here?
#50