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Season 1  "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"  1x5

Aired 23 years ago - Sep 10, 1997

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
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That's right, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering is an exciting new science.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Combine my elephant with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
I bet I could clone a human being before you cross an elephant and a pig.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
You could use this for your science-fair projects next month.
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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
- Is it your father or your mother? - Neither, it's my sister.
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- I swear I'm gonna kill you, Stan! - Why is your sister so mean?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
This must be it.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
Yeah. We wanna crossbreed an elephant with a pig.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
Thanks to genetic engineering, there will be an end...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
Have anything besides four-assed animals?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk and a beard.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Keep your hands off of Fluffy!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
- This gas is hurting my anus. - That's pretty fresh.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
Would you shut up? Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Wrong! We've already got our human clone under way.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
A pig and an elephant's genes won't splice.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Imagine a pint-sized elephant that you could keep in the house.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Sure they would, if you get them in the mood.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
- Yeah, she's just a girl. - Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be:
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm saying you're a little wuss.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
- Come on, Kenny. - Kyle, no!
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Beautiful, it's absolutely beautiful. My son, I think we've finally done it.
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You need to set the mood. Let me show you boys what I'm talking about.
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Now, children, gather around and watch the wonders of life.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
- Dad, you're the best. - Oh, my God! He only has one ass!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
But he's our science-fair project!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
They're all stupid anyway. Come on, guys, let's go.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
Couple of days? Terrance will have his clone tomorrow.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
Sir, if making mutant animals spliced with humans is crazy, then...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
He's dangerous. His brain is identical to yours. I need you to help me find him.
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...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan..."
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- Come on, let's go! - There you are!
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- Wait till your father hears about this. - Wait, Stan, there he goes.
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Stan? How would you like to go home and meet your sister?
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He's tearing up the house. Stop him!
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- I'm lusciously sorry for everything. - They got our clone. He belongs to us.
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All I wanted was to genetically engineer something useful. I failed.

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That's right, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering is an exciting new science.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Combine my elephant with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
I bet I could clone a human being before you cross an elephant and a pig.
#5
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You could use this for your science-fair projects next month.
#6
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- Is it your father or your mother? - Neither, it's my sister.
#8
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- I swear I'm gonna kill you, Stan! - Why is your sister so mean?
#11
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This must be it.
#12
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Yeah. We wanna crossbreed an elephant with a pig.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
Thanks to genetic engineering, there will be an end...
#15
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
Have anything besides four-assed animals?
#16
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk and a beard.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Keep your hands off of Fluffy!
#18
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- This gas is hurting my anus. - That's pretty fresh.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
Would you shut up? Nobody gives a rat's ass!
#20
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Wrong! We've already got our human clone under way.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
A pig and an elephant's genes won't splice.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Imagine a pint-sized elephant that you could keep in the house.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Sure they would, if you get them in the mood.
#24
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- Yeah, she's just a girl. - Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be:
#25
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm saying you're a little wuss.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
- Come on, Kenny. - Kyle, no!
#27
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Beautiful, it's absolutely beautiful. My son, I think we've finally done it.
#29
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You need to set the mood. Let me show you boys what I'm talking about.
#31
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Now, children, gather around and watch the wonders of life.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
- Dad, you're the best. - Oh, my God! He only has one ass!
#35
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
But he's our science-fair project!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
They're all stupid anyway. Come on, guys, let's go.
#37
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Couple of days? Terrance will have his clone tomorrow.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
Sir, if making mutant animals spliced with humans is crazy, then...
#40
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
He's dangerous. His brain is identical to yours. I need you to help me find him.
#41
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...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan..."
#43
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- Come on, let's go! - There you are!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
- Wait till your father hears about this. - Wait, Stan, there he goes.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
Stan? How would you like to go home and meet your sister?
#47
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
He's tearing up the house. Stop him!
#48
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
- I'm lusciously sorry for everything. - They got our clone. He belongs to us.
#49
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All I wanted was to genetically engineer something useful. I failed.
#50