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Season 1  "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"  1x4

Aired 23 years ago - Sep 03, 1997

Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
- What?! - I think your dog is gay.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
Okay, children, I know you're excited and nervous...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
- Mr. Chef, sir? - Yes, Pip, what is it?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Ned, we gotta get our asses to the bookie!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
But my dog found his own way. That makes him smarter...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
How about Stan, our South Park quarterback star?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Stanley might lead our team to victory for the first time in decades.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- What's a homosexual? - Oh, well, Stanley...
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
...clots in their brains, which causes their Nazi-esque violent behavior.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
You need to kick more ass to beat the Cowboys.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
Good boy. Now, don't be gay!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
- I'll put 300 on the Cows too. - I wanna put money on the Cows too!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
Where do you keep getting this? No pink bandanna. Bad dog!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
Maybe it's not bad.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
- Of course. How are things now? - Everything's better.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
My son, many have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
It's not okay. I don't want a gay dog.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
Now, children, we've got to handle the ball better.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
Go ahead.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
You of all people should be sympathetic.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
Have you been outcast?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
- Did you check the shopping...? - We'll look after the game.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
But this year we're gonna booby-trap it.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
If Stan doesn't show up, can I use his helmet?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Why is that Jewish kid playing quarterback?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
- Fine, how are you? - Super, thanks for asking.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Hi, fellas. It's so super to see you!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
The ball is snapped. Middle Park blitzes!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
If we lose money because of your nephew, we'll hang you out to dry.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
We can work on making you not gay together. Sparky?
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
The Cows are set to receive. There's the kick.
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
- That's gotta hurt, Frank! - Oucheroo!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
Uh-oh, look out, it's the oppressors!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
Ned, we are gonna get our asses kicked!
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
Oh, Stan. When you get back to town, tell them about us, will you?

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Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
Okay, children, I know you're excited and nervous...
#2
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
- Mr. Chef, sir? - Yes, Pip, what is it?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut...
#4
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Ned, we gotta get our asses to the bookie!
#6
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
But my dog found his own way. That makes him smarter...
#7
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
How about Stan, our South Park quarterback star?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Stanley might lead our team to victory for the first time in decades.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- What's a homosexual? - Oh, well, Stanley...
#11
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
...clots in their brains, which causes their Nazi-esque violent behavior.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
You need to kick more ass to beat the Cowboys.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
Good boy. Now, don't be gay!
#14
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- I'll put 300 on the Cows too. - I wanna put money on the Cows too!
#16
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Where do you keep getting this? No pink bandanna. Bad dog!
#18
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Maybe it's not bad.
#19
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- Of course. How are things now? - Everything's better.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
My son, many have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
It's not okay. I don't want a gay dog.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
Now, children, we've got to handle the ball better.
#24
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Go ahead.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
You of all people should be sympathetic.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
Have you been outcast?
#31
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
- Did you check the shopping...? - We'll look after the game.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
But this year we're gonna booby-trap it.
#33
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If Stan doesn't show up, can I use his helmet?
#35
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Why is that Jewish kid playing quarterback?
#36
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
- Fine, how are you? - Super, thanks for asking.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Hi, fellas. It's so super to see you!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
The ball is snapped. Middle Park blitzes!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
If we lose money because of your nephew, we'll hang you out to dry.
#41
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
We can work on making you not gay together. Sparky?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
The Cows are set to receive. There's the kick.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
- That's gotta hurt, Frank! - Oucheroo!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
Uh-oh, look out, it's the oppressors!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
Ned, we are gonna get our asses kicked!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
Oh, Stan. When you get back to town, tell them about us, will you?
#50