Recaps for TV shows

South Park

S1 E12
Status
Continuing
Next episode
TBA
Airs
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy Central
Report
My shows Watch later
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 1  "Mecha-Streisand"  1x12

Aired 26 years ago - Feb 18, 1998

The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
Check it out, dude. It's got little drawings on it.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
- You threw it away, fatso! - Let me see.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
The 8-year-old was very shocked...
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Goddamn it, give me my triangle!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Then I'm not too late. - Too late for what?
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
- I didn't steal anything. - Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight?
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
- Yeah. - No, I found it! He stole it!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
I heard she had her own $4 million condo up near the ski slope.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
- Are you sure? - He knew about the symbol of Krulak.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
For so long I've waited to find the other triangle.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
- What are you doing? - I'm trying...
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
- You sure Barbra's condo is here? - It was a rumor.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- I always heard she was a bitch. - More than a bitch!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
You know what? Never mind. I don't need to know all this.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
...and become the most threatening thing ever known:
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
Damn it, I gave it to you so you would shut up!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Yes. You see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
You should have seen her nose. It's big enough to land planes on.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
Bet you wish you didn't give me that triangle. Dumb-ass!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
I won't put a foreign object up my ass.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
Excellent.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
- Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home. - Maybe this will help jar your memory.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
- Ever heard of the band, The Cure? - Come on...
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
Keep going this way. Hurry!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
After centuries of waiting, I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Goddamn it, not again.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
We'll get you, you bitch.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
- Yes, it is. - Leonard Maltin asked me to call you.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
Get outside her, Ned! I can't get a shot in from here.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
Oh, my God, it is you! I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
Thank you, Miss Streisand!
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
The Sidney Poitier in my hometown.
 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
Is that really necessary?

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
- You threw it away, fatso! - Let me see.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
The 8-year-old was very shocked...
#3 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Goddamn it, give me my triangle!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
- Then I'm not too late. - Too late for what?
#7 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
- I didn't steal anything. - Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
- Yeah. - No, I found it! He stole it!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
I heard she had her own $4 million condo up near the ski slope.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
- Are you sure? - He knew about the symbol of Krulak.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
For so long I've waited to find the other triangle.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
- What are you doing? - I'm trying...
#19 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
- You sure Barbra's condo is here? - It was a rumor.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- I always heard she was a bitch. - More than a bitch!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
You know what? Never mind. I don't need to know all this.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
...and become the most threatening thing ever known:
#24 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
Damn it, I gave it to you so you would shut up!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Yes. You see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
You should have seen her nose. It's big enough to land planes on.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
Bet you wish you didn't give me that triangle. Dumb-ass!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
I won't put a foreign object up my ass.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
Excellent.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
- Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home. - Maybe this will help jar your memory.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
- Ever heard of the band, The Cure? - Come on...
#35 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
Keep going this way. Hurry!
#36 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
After centuries of waiting, I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Goddamn it, not again.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
We'll get you, you bitch.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
- Yes, it is. - Leonard Maltin asked me to call you.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
Get outside her, Ned! I can't get a shot in from here.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
Oh, my God, it is you! I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
Thank you, Miss Streisand!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
The Sidney Poitier in my hometown.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
Is that really necessary?
#50