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Season 12  "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey"  12x9

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 08, 2015

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 1
Wouldn't matter to me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 2
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 3
should be one of those.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 4
Do I have to share my Legos with her?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 5
The lesson is that we should all share.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 6
The official diagnosis? You're old.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 7
when I poke it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 8
You should come down and work out with me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 9
it's, uh... it's been a year since your last prostate exam.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 10
Aw. Aw.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 11
What kind of cheese is this?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 12
So tell me,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 13
Okay. I've been told...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 14
I screw up relationships as soon as they start going well.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 15
Mmm, okay. That-that kind of behavior
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 17
If our garments are being honest,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 18
I see they've reinstated your membership.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 19
Well, I'm really happy for you. You look great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 20
You know... glug, glug, glug, glug.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 21
So, uh, you two are over?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 22
Maybe the cure for what ails her is a little Herb-Al essence.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 24
Oh, wait. What if one of them walks in on us?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 25
What if there's an emergency?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 26
Oh, my God.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 27
Looks like your order just got supersized.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 28
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 29
No. No French toast for me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 30
So far today, I have burned... 400 calories.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 31
did you have a hard time, like... you know...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 32
It's like, Louis is stealing your sausage and blocking mine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 33
I used to love to have sex in hotel rooms.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 34
Do you want to work in?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 35
Here we go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 36
Oh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 37
Nice meeting you!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 38
Where's Herb? Uh, in the office.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 39
he wanted to know if it was okay to ask you out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 40
You just got sober.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 42
Um, I like to go by my maiden name--
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 43
Oh. Get over here, woman. Uh-uh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 44
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 45
to the children's hospital."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 46
I'll let you guys talk.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 47
Well, then, dinner turned into dessert,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 48
Look, I'm sorry it happened like this.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 49
It's horrible. Take it off.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 50
if Lily can have ice cream for dessert.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 2
Men.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 3
should be one of those.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 4
Do I have to share my Legos with her?
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 5
The lesson is that we should all share.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 6
The official diagnosis? You're old.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 7
when I poke it.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 8
You should come down and work out with me.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 9
it's, uh... it's been a year since your last prostate exam.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 10
Aw. Aw.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 11
What kind of cheese is this?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 12
So tell me,
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 13
Okay. I've been told...
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 14
I screw up relationships as soon as they start going well.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 15
Mmm, okay. That-that kind of behavior
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 17
If our garments are being honest,
#17
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I see they've reinstated your membership.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 19
Well, I'm really happy for you. You look great.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 20
You know... glug, glug, glug, glug.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 21
So, uh, you two are over?
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 22
Maybe the cure for what ails her is a little Herb-Al essence.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 24
Oh, wait. What if one of them walks in on us?
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 25
What if there's an emergency?
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 26
Oh, my God.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 27
Looks like your order just got supersized.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 28
Men.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 29
No. No French toast for me.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 30
So far today, I have burned... 400 calories.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 31
did you have a hard time, like... you know...
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 32
It's like, Louis is stealing your sausage and blocking mine.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 33
I used to love to have sex in hotel rooms.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 34
Do you want to work in?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 35
Here we go.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 36
Oh.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 37
Nice meeting you!
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 38
Where's Herb? Uh, in the office.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 39
he wanted to know if it was okay to ask you out.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 40
You just got sober.
#40
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Um, I like to go by my maiden name--
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 43
Oh. Get over here, woman. Uh-uh.
#43
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Men.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 45
to the children's hospital."
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 46
I'll let you guys talk.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 47
Well, then, dinner turned into dessert,
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 48
Look, I'm sorry it happened like this.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 49
It's horrible. Take it off.
#49
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if Lily can have ice cream for dessert.
#50