S12 E4
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Season 12  "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"  12x4

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 20, 2014

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 2
you put a pile of hundreds on the table,
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but it looks like we may have found
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I can't believe this.
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that's all that matters.
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I think you look fantastic in those jeans.
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Great! We're gonna have a baby!
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I think it would be nice
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You were flat.
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Okay, listen.
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Helen is timeless.
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Yes, uh, welcome to our Malibu dream house.
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Look at you!
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My ankles are swollen,
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I think the first thing you should know about me
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that my morning sickness
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Uh, Alan's son, Jake,
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What made you guys decide to start a family?
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and having a kid will allow me to drive in the carpool lane.
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I felt it.
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uh, do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
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Well, that's good, because I made up my mind.
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Let's not forget this little guy.
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Barry. Baby's first bong.
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Hey. And, Alan,
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Larry, we're-we're not actually having a baby.
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You have never hit on me once, Walden.
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It's kind of like your "girlfriend in Canada."
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In a couple days, I'm gonna be a dad.
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Well, basic math.
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Your... your secret daughter?
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Like, you know, how to talk to girls
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You know, all my memories revolve around my dad.
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I'm in the bathroom!
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Hey, guys?
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I mean, put yourself in its position.
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Aw, look at how cute that one is.
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Oh, no, not yet. No.
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I was "Larry the fairy" all through high school.
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Well, I'm sure there are plenty of names
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I get a do-over for Jake!
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He's got your nose and Alan's eyes.
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But how much more beautiful would it be
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Look at this little guy.
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Welcome to the world, little buddy.
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The two most handsome men in the world.
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I miss him already.
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