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Season 12  "For Whom the Booty Calls"  12x11

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 22, 2015

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 1
Can I get you anything?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 3
what's the best way to discipline him?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 4
Okay, how about we just do one question at a time?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 5
Talking to other foster parents.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 6
Hey, buddy. Berta's gonna watch you
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 7
Horses run faster when they poop before the race.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 8
so we can sneak them into the movies.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 9
You know, it's just that I-I was gonna head straight from the gym
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 10
I'll have hot dogs.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 11
Yep. See you later.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 12
Just had newborn twins, so he just comes here to sleep.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 13
Why not? That's what she was doing when I met her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 14
I always wanted a son, so, uh, we adopted Josh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 16
her mother was in sixth grade.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 17
Oh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 18
'Cause I'm handsome? Charming?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 19
Uh, do you want to know how to comb his hair?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 20
Yeah. If you tell me that I sent you,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 21
Wait, why do you need a place? You're married to a guy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 22
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 23
Okay, here's the thing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 24
I mean, he wants to do everything with me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 25
Yeah, even I have to get away from Heidi every now and then.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 26
In some ways, it is. I mean, uh... for example,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 27
How was your day?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 29
I... That's... I must not have gotten it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 30
have the guys over tonight.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 31
don't you and Ms. McMartin have a thing tonight?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 33
From the Latin: hurticus feelingsmus.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 34
I mean, every time I turn around, there you are.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 35
have your stupid little group all to yourself in our house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 36
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 37
Well, if you saw my feet after the paraffin dip,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 39
No. Please stay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 40
Whassup?!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 41
about Alan's feelings, don't you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 43
I-I don't need to hear that. No judgment.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 44
♪ Baby, why don't we go ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 46
You're about as much fun as the polyp in Rick's colon.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 47
with your... guacamole
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 48
Everything okay in here?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 49
She couldn't use a kitchen utensil to save her life.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 50
Fine. Thank you, Walden,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 3
what's the best way to discipline him?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 4
Okay, how about we just do one question at a time?
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 5
Talking to other foster parents.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 6
Hey, buddy. Berta's gonna watch you
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 7
Horses run faster when they poop before the race.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 8
so we can sneak them into the movies.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 9
You know, it's just that I-I was gonna head straight from the gym
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 10
I'll have hot dogs.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 11
Yep. See you later.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 12
Just had newborn twins, so he just comes here to sleep.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 13
Why not? That's what she was doing when I met her.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 14
I always wanted a son, so, uh, we adopted Josh.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 16
her mother was in sixth grade.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 17
Oh.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 18
'Cause I'm handsome? Charming?
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 19
Uh, do you want to know how to comb his hair?
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 20
Yeah. If you tell me that I sent you,
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 21
Wait, why do you need a place? You're married to a guy.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 22
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 23
Okay, here's the thing.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 24
I mean, he wants to do everything with me.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 25
Yeah, even I have to get away from Heidi every now and then.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 26
In some ways, it is. I mean, uh... for example,
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 27
How was your day?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 29
I... That's... I must not have gotten it.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 30
have the guys over tonight.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 31
don't you and Ms. McMartin have a thing tonight?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 33
From the Latin: hurticus feelingsmus.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 34
I mean, every time I turn around, there you are.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 35
have your stupid little group all to yourself in our house.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 36
Men.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 37
Well, if you saw my feet after the paraffin dip,
#37
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No. Please stay.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 40
Whassup?!
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 41
about Alan's feelings, don't you?
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 43
I-I don't need to hear that. No judgment.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 44
♪ Baby, why don't we go ♪
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 46
You're about as much fun as the polyp in Rick's colon.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 47
with your... guacamole
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 48
Everything okay in here?
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 49
She couldn't use a kitchen utensil to save her life.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 (S12E11) - 50
Fine. Thank you, Walden,
#50