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Season 12  "Boompa Loved His Hookers"  12x13

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 05, 2015

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 1
No, it's probably the, uh, text
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
And besides, bitch be crazy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3
"Get your penis out of my business, Alan."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
I don't know. I just... I went over there and then...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
You're the one who Alan'd it up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Go Alan yourself.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Remember books?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
What's not to like?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
Well, when I finish my screenplay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Vampire Hunter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
I wanted to surprise you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
There's no witnesses.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13
I remember when we were there and he said,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Oh! I also have your favorite dessert.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 16
So, uh, how's it going with Ms. McCrazy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
Yeah, but you can't break up with her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18
And she didn't take him away when you dumped her, so...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
Oh, I get it now.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
Yes, that's great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
And no green space for my herb garden.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22
who doesn't monitor his change jar.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
When are you gonna stop proposing to all these women?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
and the only copy of your sex tapes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
No reason.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
Come... I just, uh...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
and I literally considered postponing the final hearing
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
You have a court date tomorrow
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
Yeah, I know.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32
Walden Schmidt, Louis Schmidt
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 33
I'm going to play Legos in my room!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
And I want you to know I'm, I'm here whenever you need me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
I said "something manly."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
We always knew it would end up like this.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
There's no way I'm giving up all this for her!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
Okay, you gave up a relationship with a woman who knows
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
Ms. McMartin is perfect for you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
She did surprise me by cooking my favorite meal naked.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
Worse! We're gonna die with each other!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
and smash through the window, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
the only thing I know how to make.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
♪ When a man ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
Oh, how much is it? $1,100.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
say, if I give you...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48
I will do anything.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
I-I need to tell her that-that I-I love her
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
And besides, bitch be crazy.
#2
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"Get your penis out of my business, Alan."
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
I don't know. I just... I went over there and then...
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
You're the one who Alan'd it up.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Go Alan yourself.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Remember books?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
What's not to like?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
Well, when I finish my screenplay.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Vampire Hunter.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
I wanted to surprise you.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
There's no witnesses.
#12
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I remember when we were there and he said,
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Oh! I also have your favorite dessert.
#14
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So, uh, how's it going with Ms. McCrazy?
#16
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Yeah, but you can't break up with her.
#17
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And she didn't take him away when you dumped her, so...
#18
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Oh, I get it now.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
Yes, that's great.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
And no green space for my herb garden.
#21
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who doesn't monitor his change jar.
#22
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Men.
#24
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When are you gonna stop proposing to all these women?
#25
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and the only copy of your sex tapes.
#26
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No reason.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
Come... I just, uh...
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
and I literally considered postponing the final hearing
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
You have a court date tomorrow
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
Yeah, I know.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32
Walden Schmidt, Louis Schmidt
#32
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I'm going to play Legos in my room!
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
And I want you to know I'm, I'm here whenever you need me.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
I said "something manly."
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
We always knew it would end up like this.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
There's no way I'm giving up all this for her!
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
Okay, you gave up a relationship with a woman who knows
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
Ms. McMartin is perfect for you.
#39
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She did surprise me by cooking my favorite meal naked.
#40
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Worse! We're gonna die with each other!
#41
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and smash through the window, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
#43
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the only thing I know how to make.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
♪ When a man ♪
#45
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Oh, how much is it? $1,100.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
say, if I give you...
#47
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I will do anything.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
I-I need to tell her that-that I-I love her
#49
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