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Season 12  "Of Course He's Dead (1)"  12x15

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 19, 2015

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 1
are still making money.
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of unclaimed royalties for Charlie Harper
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is that necessary to get the money?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 4
Uh, remember four years ago
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 5
You know, um, well, maybe it's my age, but, uh,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 6
Or a... a doer or a provider or...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 7
death certificate, um...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 8
I also found this crazy rant about a former employer.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 9
♪ I always know just where you are ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 10
in unclaimed royalties for Charlie Harper.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 11
That makes no sense.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 13
just come back in, like, what, 20 minutes?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 14
Walden, it's like you said.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 15
Uh, this is my son's social worker, Ms. McMartin.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 16
Okay, I don't disagree with anything here...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 17
No money. There's no money.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 18
Now, who else could have a claim on the money?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 20
Wow. You hang a penis on that girl,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 21
"Sorry I broke your heart...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 22
Buy yourself a nice vagina."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 23
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 24
and Charlie stays here with Walden,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 25
and went down on the Champs-Elysées.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 26
He finally caught up with me at the train station,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 27
we were the happiest we'd ever been.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 28
Prisoners escape.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 29
So... so, what are we supposed to do now?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 30
Oh, of course not.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 31
Well, I-I guess we should go, too.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 32
"where I will carve my initials into your reptilian skull
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 33
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 34
So your brother then let you stay there
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 35
And then you let him and his son stay there for four more years.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 36
Oh, what a sweetie pie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 37
I'm confused.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 38
I would consider wrapping this whole thing up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 41
Oh, and I kept betting on come, because...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 42
Ah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 43
Well, see you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 44
it turns out my brother is alive and he's out for revenge.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 45
Bridget, hi.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 46
Hold on, fellas.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 47
I've been thinking about you lately, and...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 48
Hi, Alan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 49
Not anymore.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 50
Okay. Hasta la vista.

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of unclaimed royalties for Charlie Harper
#2
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is that necessary to get the money?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 4
Uh, remember four years ago
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 5
You know, um, well, maybe it's my age, but, uh,
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 6
Or a... a doer or a provider or...
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 7
death certificate, um...
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 8
I also found this crazy rant about a former employer.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 9
♪ I always know just where you are ♪
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 10
in unclaimed royalties for Charlie Harper.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 11
That makes no sense.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 13
just come back in, like, what, 20 minutes?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 14
Walden, it's like you said.
#14
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Uh, this is my son's social worker, Ms. McMartin.
#15
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Okay, I don't disagree with anything here...
#16
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No money. There's no money.
#17
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Now, who else could have a claim on the money?
#18
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Wow. You hang a penis on that girl,
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 21
"Sorry I broke your heart...
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 22
Buy yourself a nice vagina."
#22
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Men.
#23
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and Charlie stays here with Walden,
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 25
and went down on the Champs-Elysées.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 26
He finally caught up with me at the train station,
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 27
we were the happiest we'd ever been.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 28
Prisoners escape.
#28
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So... so, what are we supposed to do now?
#29
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Oh, of course not.
#30
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Well, I-I guess we should go, too.
#31
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"where I will carve my initials into your reptilian skull
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 33
Men.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 34
So your brother then let you stay there
#34
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And then you let him and his son stay there for four more years.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 36
Oh, what a sweetie pie.
#36
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I'm confused.
#37
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I would consider wrapping this whole thing up.
#38
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Oh, and I kept betting on come, because...
#41
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Ah.
#42
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Well, see you.
#43
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it turns out my brother is alive and he's out for revenge.
#44
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Bridget, hi.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 46
Hold on, fellas.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 47
I've been thinking about you lately, and...
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 48
Hi, Alan.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 (S12E15) - 49
Not anymore.
#49
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Okay. Hasta la vista.
#50