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Season 12  "A Chic Bar in Ibiza"  12x2

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 06, 2014

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 1
What are you saying?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 3
Wow. In one fell swoop, there goes cookies and vaginas.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 4
I'll have a double martini and hold the vermouth.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 5
Okay, can everyone stop talking about my mom's boobs? God.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 6
Sorry, sorry. I'm just so excited.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 7
For being Zippy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 8
about my life, and I believe
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 9
so you could get drunk and pick up chicks.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 10
And I get health insurance.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 11
Wow, this is a lot to take in.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 12
My friend with no benefits.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 13
or you can go to: Alan and Walden's big day dot com.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 14
You know, small destination wedding.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 15
Well, obviously, there's Hawaii and Cabo.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 16
Please tell me “the courthouse" is a chic bar in Ibiza.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 17
Okay. I see.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 18
Maybe, uh... maybe Jenny can take some pictures
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 19
like paying an electric bill, or buying dinner, or...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 20
You know, we still need to get each other rings.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 21
Men.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 23
Oh, look at you. Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 24
Oh. What's that?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 25
Uh...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 26
That I'm some kind of gold digger?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 27
If it doesn't explode in your mouth, what's the point?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 28
I am a collector of '80s movie memorabilia.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 29
at the shopping mall had to remove the bench
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 30
I agreed to marry you, but that doesn't mean you get
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 31
I can't even get Alan Harper to marry me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 32
Walden and I broke up. The-the wedding is off.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 33
The woman I paid to raise you did not raise a fool.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 34
was his “do not resuscitate” order.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 35
financial security.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 36
Maybe, uh, a-a prenup is justified.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 37
I just have no idea where you got these warped views
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 38
If the two of you were on a plane that crashed
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 39
so I mentioned your situation to a very cute intern at work.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 40
Look, I-I w...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 41
Technically, I never caught him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 42
every time that I needed him and even times when I didn't.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 43
Why is that so difficult to understand?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 44
I-I totally get why I need to sign a prenup.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 45
I already signed it and sent it to your attorney.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 47
♪ When a man loves another man ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 48
before the Supreme Court changes its mind.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 49
Well, that's very flattering.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 50
and Alan Harper in legal marriage.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 3
Wow. In one fell swoop, there goes cookies and vaginas.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 4
I'll have a double martini and hold the vermouth.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 5
Okay, can everyone stop talking about my mom's boobs? God.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 6
Sorry, sorry. I'm just so excited.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 7
For being Zippy.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 8
about my life, and I believe
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 9
so you could get drunk and pick up chicks.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 10
And I get health insurance.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 11
Wow, this is a lot to take in.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 12
My friend with no benefits.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 13
or you can go to: Alan and Walden's big day dot com.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 14
You know, small destination wedding.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 15
Well, obviously, there's Hawaii and Cabo.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 16
Please tell me “the courthouse" is a chic bar in Ibiza.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 17
Okay. I see.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 18
Maybe, uh... maybe Jenny can take some pictures
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 19
like paying an electric bill, or buying dinner, or...
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 20
You know, we still need to get each other rings.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 21
Men.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 23
Oh, look at you. Yeah.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 24
Oh. What's that?
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 25
Uh...
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 26
That I'm some kind of gold digger?
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 27
If it doesn't explode in your mouth, what's the point?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 28
I am a collector of '80s movie memorabilia.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 29
at the shopping mall had to remove the bench
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 30
I agreed to marry you, but that doesn't mean you get
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 31
I can't even get Alan Harper to marry me.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 32
Walden and I broke up. The-the wedding is off.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 33
The woman I paid to raise you did not raise a fool.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 34
was his “do not resuscitate” order.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 35
financial security.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 36
Maybe, uh, a-a prenup is justified.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 37
I just have no idea where you got these warped views
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 38
If the two of you were on a plane that crashed
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 39
so I mentioned your situation to a very cute intern at work.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 40
Look, I-I w...
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 41
Technically, I never caught him.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 42
every time that I needed him and even times when I didn't.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 43
Why is that so difficult to understand?
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 44
I-I totally get why I need to sign a prenup.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 45
I already signed it and sent it to your attorney.
#45
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♪ When a man loves another man ♪
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 48
before the Supreme Court changes its mind.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 49
Well, that's very flattering.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 50
and Alan Harper in legal marriage.
#50