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Season 12  "A Beer Battered Rip-Off"  12x12

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 29, 2015

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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I was cleaning out my house,
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Oh, look.
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How did I ever let you make love to me
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I've been thinking about it for a while,
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Well, I have family in Arizona, so...
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This is gonna be so strange.
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I'll miss you, too.
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♪ A little bit of you makes me your... ♪
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Wait.
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The adoption is almost final, and when it is,
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that still pulls in a pretty decent audience.
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What else do I have?
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Hey, Walden.
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Alan!
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I-I really want her to give us another shot.
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She's gonna be upset-- nobody likes getting dumped.
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of how a 13-year-old boy named Alan ruined Thanksgiving.
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It's not too pricy, is it?
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Seriously?
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Hey, I am not that much older than you.
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I am so stupid.
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Men.
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Surprise!
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No gate on the stairs.
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If you think it's hard getting me out of here alive,
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You might hurt someone you thought you cared about
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We can, we can fix this.
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is the litany of violations I found here tonight.
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but that exit was cool.
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And I'm warning you, you stay away.
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Have you thought about us?
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No, he thinks I'll screw it up.
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A Pinot.
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Cute.
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Good God!
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Um, uh, Lyndsey is my cousin,
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You're dating your social worker?
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Please tell me that that is your blood
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That-that's a little unfair.
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a capable, competent human being,
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I mean, why was I worried?
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'Cause Alan is gonna fix everything!
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Maybe I do make people crazy.
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When I say "Alan," you say "idiot."
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But that has nothing to do
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