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Season 12  "A Beer Battered Rip-Off"  12x12

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 29, 2015

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 1
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I was cleaning out my house,
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Oh, look.
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How did I ever let you make love to me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 6
I've been thinking about it for a while,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 7
Well, I have family in Arizona, so...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 8
This is gonna be so strange.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 9
I'll miss you, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 10
♪ A little bit of you makes me your... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 11
Wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 12
The adoption is almost final, and when it is,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 13
that still pulls in a pretty decent audience.
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What else do I have?
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Hey, Walden.
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Alan!
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I-I really want her to give us another shot.
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She's gonna be upset-- nobody likes getting dumped.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 19
of how a 13-year-old boy named Alan ruined Thanksgiving.
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It's not too pricy, is it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 21
Seriously?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 22
Hey, I am not that much older than you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 23
I am so stupid.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 24
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 25
Surprise!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 26
No gate on the stairs.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 27
If you think it's hard getting me out of here alive,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 28
You might hurt someone you thought you cared about
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 29
We can, we can fix this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 30
is the litany of violations I found here tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 31
but that exit was cool.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 32
And I'm warning you, you stay away.
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Have you thought about us?
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No, he thinks I'll screw it up.
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A Pinot.
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Cute.
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Good God!
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Um, uh, Lyndsey is my cousin,
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You're dating your social worker?
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Please tell me that that is your blood
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That-that's a little unfair.
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a capable, competent human being,
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I mean, why was I worried?
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'Cause Alan is gonna fix everything!
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Maybe I do make people crazy.
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When I say "Alan," you say "idiot."
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But that has nothing to do

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I was cleaning out my house,
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 4
Oh, look.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 5
How did I ever let you make love to me
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 6
I've been thinking about it for a while,
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 7
Well, I have family in Arizona, so...
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 8
This is gonna be so strange.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 9
I'll miss you, too.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 10
♪ A little bit of you makes me your... ♪
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 11
Wait.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 12
The adoption is almost final, and when it is,
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 13
that still pulls in a pretty decent audience.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 14
What else do I have?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 15
Hey, Walden.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 16
Alan!
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 17
I-I really want her to give us another shot.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 18
She's gonna be upset-- nobody likes getting dumped.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 19
of how a 13-year-old boy named Alan ruined Thanksgiving.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 20
It's not too pricy, is it?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 21
Seriously?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 22
Hey, I am not that much older than you.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 23
I am so stupid.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 24
♪ Men. ♪
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 25
Surprise!
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 26
No gate on the stairs.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 27
If you think it's hard getting me out of here alive,
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 28
You might hurt someone you thought you cared about
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 29
We can, we can fix this.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 30
is the litany of violations I found here tonight.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 31
but that exit was cool.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 32
And I'm warning you, you stay away.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 33
Have you thought about us?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 34
No, he thinks I'll screw it up.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 35
A Pinot.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 36
Cute.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 37
Good God!
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 38
Um, uh, Lyndsey is my cousin,
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 39
You're dating your social worker?
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Please tell me that that is your blood
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 43
That-that's a little unfair.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 44
a capable, competent human being,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 45
I mean, why was I worried?
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 46
'Cause Alan is gonna fix everything!
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 47
Maybe I do make people crazy.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 48
When I say "Alan," you say "idiot."
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 (S12E12) - 50
But that has nothing to do
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