S12 E5
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Season 12  "Oontz, Oontz, Oontz"  12x5

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 27, 2014

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 2
and got a few things for Louis.
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Damn it. I got to cancel Mickey and Minnie.
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You know, you're my best friend,
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Why are you getting paper towels
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Well, I've never had a successful relationship
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It's an empty chair across the table from my mom.
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Why were you scared? You're a great dad.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, so what you're saying is
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Jake still thinks one of the first men
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This is Louis.
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I was only supposed to stay here for a weekend, too.
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Nope.
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Uh, does-does he come with an instruction manual or something?
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with sauce.
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Do you want to come on in?
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This is Timothy.
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there's a mommy and a daddy.
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He's the mommy.
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Casa de Louis.
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But if you're thinking about jumping up and down on it,
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Someone's gonna put the “arty” back in “party.”
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I apologize.
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Oh, but where are we gonna find one of those?
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it's in the top drawer.
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but the good news is, you stop trying.
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and ta-da!
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all the Cheez-Its in the land.
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Okay, w-w-we'll meet you inside.
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Why are the pretty ones always so crazy?
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That's it.
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Trust me, Walden,
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Where you going? The ocean.
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When a guy named Charlie lived here,
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You like your crackers?
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But I was also raised
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What?
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Sure. All right.
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That's a bad example.
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So if, so if there's anything you ever need to talk about,
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Like, nothing at all?
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You-you want to be alone.
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Son of a bitch.
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