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Season 12  "Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey"  12x8

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 18, 2014

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 1
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I can wrap presents or babysit or read a Christmas story.
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Or me.
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With no rum!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 5
Oh. Yes, right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 6
Santa's as real as the nose on my face.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 7
because we got a Santa cam,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 8
Which, of course, means “Christmas man” in German.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 9
Merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 10
Okay, you go brush your teeth, and I'll be in in a minute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 11
We got the number two guy from the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 13
♪ Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou-Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 15
Uh, wh-what do you go by? Mr. Claus?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 16
That's my son you're talking to.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 17
Let me guess.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 18
So it's toys, bite, crunch,
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♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 20
Where's the boy's bike?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 21
That's like ten pairs of pants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 22
Right now, I'm too buzzed to have a tool in my hand.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 23
Let me get us both a little more eggnog.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 24
Does the IRS know you don't have five children?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 25
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Fine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 27
“shall revolve clockwords
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first Christmas not in the group home,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 29
and-and get this bike
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 30
You're right. We got an M.I.T. engineer and a...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 31
put the right pressure on the right spot and...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 32
(bells jingling faster)
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♪ Men. ♪
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♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 36
He would've been traumatized.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 37
Your grandmother banged Santa within an inch of his life.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 38
Oh, come on!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 39
she went to her house to play with...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 40
Well... that's the magic of Google Maps.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 41
He pays his elves $75 to do that.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 43
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 44
Santa came! He is real!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 45
Santa.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 46
Looks like we had a great Christmas
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Rose?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 48
I-I cannot believe that you went to all that trouble for us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 49
I am.
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something mean to me, I write it down in a big book called

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 2
I can wrap presents or babysit or read a Christmas story.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 3
Or me.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 4
With no rum!
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 5
Oh. Yes, right.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 6
Santa's as real as the nose on my face.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 7
because we got a Santa cam,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 8
Which, of course, means “Christmas man” in German.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 9
Merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan!
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 10
Okay, you go brush your teeth, and I'll be in in a minute.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 11
We got the number two guy from the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 13
♪ Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou-Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou... ♪
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 15
Uh, wh-what do you go by? Mr. Claus?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 16
That's my son you're talking to.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 17
Let me guess.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 18
So it's toys, bite, crunch,
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 19
♪ Men. ♪
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 20
Where's the boy's bike?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 21
That's like ten pairs of pants.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 22
Right now, I'm too buzzed to have a tool in my hand.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 23
Let me get us both a little more eggnog.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 24
Does the IRS know you don't have five children?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 26
Fine.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 27
“shall revolve clockwords
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 28
first Christmas not in the group home,
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 29
and-and get this bike
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 30
You're right. We got an M.I.T. engineer and a...
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 31
put the right pressure on the right spot and...
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 32
(bells jingling faster)
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 33
♪ Men. ♪
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 35
♪ Men. ♪
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 36
He would've been traumatized.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 37
Your grandmother banged Santa within an inch of his life.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 38
Oh, come on!
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 39
she went to her house to play with...
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 40
Well... that's the magic of Google Maps.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 41
He pays his elves $75 to do that.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 43
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 44
Santa came! He is real!
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 45
Santa.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 46
Looks like we had a great Christmas
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 47
Rose?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 48
I-I cannot believe that you went to all that trouble for us.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 49
I am.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 (S12E08) - 50
something mean to me, I write it down in a big book called
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