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Season 12  "Sex with an Animated Ed Asner"  12x7

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 11, 2014

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 1
but I figured it out.
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I should have asked that before they dropped him off.
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How?
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They chase each other around for hours,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 5
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 6
All right, I mean, come on.
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Absolutely.
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At some point, you just pick your battles.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 9
Good for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 10
BOTH: Classic Julie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 11
The juice box heroes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 12
All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 13
This view is amazing.
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(laughs)
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Uh, you didn't say "over."
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and try not to laugh when someone farts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 17
I was just a parallel player.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 18
In the meantime, I have made some friends
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 19
I think I can swap out for a single.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 20
I can put my legs behind my head, but you'll never see it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 21
Yeah, nothing worse than a small penis.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 22
Uh, I'm bad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 23
that wasn't for a kid in forever.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 24
Well, if it meant a whole night's sleep,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 25
You guys are a great team. Hmm.
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and even at six years old, she's my best friend.
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(laughs)
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And if anything comes up...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 31
Relax, I had five kids,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 32
He's got a fever. (sighs)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 33
It's kind of fun. Oh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 34
All right. Sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 35
It happens.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 36
Oh, and you know who else'll be here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 37
Hey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 38
I thought you could use some help.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 39
No, uh, "too far"
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 40
Never consult the Internet.
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♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 42
What is it with guys
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 44
Is he exercising enough?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 45
plus penises.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 46
Or-or maybe you'll have a three-way
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 48
I'm not gay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 49
Well, I mean... the fact that you
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 2
I should have asked that before they dropped him off.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 3
How?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 4
They chase each other around for hours,
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 5
♪ Men. ♪
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 6
All right, I mean, come on.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 7
Absolutely.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 8
At some point, you just pick your battles.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 9
Good for you.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 10
BOTH: Classic Julie.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 11
The juice box heroes.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 12
All right.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 13
This view is amazing.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 14
(laughs)
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 15
Uh, you didn't say "over."
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 16
and try not to laugh when someone farts.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 17
I was just a parallel player.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 18
In the meantime, I have made some friends
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 19
I think I can swap out for a single.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 20
I can put my legs behind my head, but you'll never see it.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 21
Yeah, nothing worse than a small penis.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 22
Uh, I'm bad.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 23
that wasn't for a kid in forever.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 24
Well, if it meant a whole night's sleep,
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 25
You guys are a great team. Hmm.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 26
and even at six years old, she's my best friend.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 27
(laughs)
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 30
And if anything comes up...
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 31
Relax, I had five kids,
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 32
He's got a fever. (sighs)
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 33
It's kind of fun. Oh...
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 34
All right. Sorry.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 35
It happens.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 36
Oh, and you know who else'll be here?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 37
Hey.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 38
I thought you could use some help.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 39
No, uh, "too far"
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 40
Never consult the Internet.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 41
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 42
What is it with guys
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 44
Is he exercising enough?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 45
plus penises.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 46
Or-or maybe you'll have a three-way
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 48
I'm not gay.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 49
Well, I mean... the fact that you
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 (S12E07) - 50 #50