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Season 12  "Alan Shot a Little Girl"  12x6

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 04, 2014

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 1
Oh. Oh!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 2
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 3
He either said, "I really like it here,"
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 5
I have no way of knowing where it came from.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 6
Uh, did he answer you in English or Mandarin?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 7
He feels very happy and safe with you guys,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 8
Congratulations! Thank you!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 9
But before you do, just remember,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 10
Well, call me if you need anything.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 11
How funny would that be?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 12
that we want you to stay,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 13
You know, when my son was your age,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 14
One hour of video games a night. Now it's bedtime.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 15
Oh, I know you're upset, but rules are important.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 16
but you can't tell Walden,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 17
With my eyes closed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 18
Well, because cookies aren't breakfast food.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 20
I got a bunch of errands to run,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 22
Oh, and-and don't forget
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 23
Me tum-tum is all empty and growly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 24
get him a backpack, and then bring him home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 25
See, I can do accents.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 26
♪ Domo ♪ ♪ Domo ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 27
Please?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 28
♪ I got a secret... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 29
Hey, hey, who hit me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 31
and he tripped and bumped his head.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 32
Ooh, you're in trouble.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 33
would qualify as a good explanation?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 34
What the hell, man?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 35
to manipulate you just like Ms. McMartin said he would.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 36
Secondly, you're overreacting.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 37
I really don't think you should be using Jake as an example.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 38
but at least I found a woman willing to have a kid with me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 39
at my house, where you live rent-free.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 41
That's a great idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 43
What a responsible young man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 44
Alan already wears other people's shoes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 45
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 46
Anything for the lady?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 47
Well, here's the thing: we can't have both.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 48
Okay, Louis...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 49
What are you doing?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 2
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 3
He either said, "I really like it here,"
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 5
I have no way of knowing where it came from.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 6
Uh, did he answer you in English or Mandarin?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 7
He feels very happy and safe with you guys,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 8
Congratulations! Thank you!
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 9
But before you do, just remember,
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 10
Well, call me if you need anything.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 11
How funny would that be?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 12
that we want you to stay,
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 13
You know, when my son was your age,
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 14
One hour of video games a night. Now it's bedtime.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 15
Oh, I know you're upset, but rules are important.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 16
but you can't tell Walden,
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 17
With my eyes closed.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 18
Well, because cookies aren't breakfast food.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 20
I got a bunch of errands to run,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 22
Oh, and-and don't forget
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 23
Me tum-tum is all empty and growly.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 24
get him a backpack, and then bring him home.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 25
See, I can do accents.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 26
♪ Domo ♪ ♪ Domo ♪
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 27
Please?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 28
♪ I got a secret... ♪
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 29
Hey, hey, who hit me?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 31
and he tripped and bumped his head.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 32
Ooh, you're in trouble.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 33
would qualify as a good explanation?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 34
What the hell, man?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 35
to manipulate you just like Ms. McMartin said he would.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 36
Secondly, you're overreacting.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 37
I really don't think you should be using Jake as an example.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 38
but at least I found a woman willing to have a kid with me.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 39
at my house, where you live rent-free.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 41
That's a great idea.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 43
What a responsible young man.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 44
Alan already wears other people's shoes.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 45
♪ Men. ♪
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 46
Anything for the lady?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 47
Well, here's the thing: we can't have both.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 48
Okay, Louis...
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 49
What are you doing?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 (S12E06) - 50 #50