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Season 12  "Glamping in a Yurt"  12x3

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 13, 2014

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 1
Thanks, but Evelyn said I could borrow the Range Rover.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 2
We are a real couple.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 3
that you can't survive without the other.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 4
and suddenly she gives you the old “Thanks for trying” tap
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 5
Alan,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 6
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 7
for our meeting with the social worker.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 8
Okay, uh, “Walden is the most caring person I know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 9
my husband, my lover, my friend.”
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 10
“Alan is my best friend.”
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 12
my favorite meal is red snapper.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 14
Well, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 15
And part of my recovery is to make amends
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 16
I ate my burrito, you ate my burrito.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 17
Um, there is one other thing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 18
Uh, uh, I'm...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 19
Walden's gay?!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 20
I remember when I proposed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 21
Oh, well, on some level, I've always known. Um...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 22
Well, uh, Walden was dressed as Danny Zuko,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 23
When did you know you were gay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 24
And I've never looked back since.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 25
I'm not sure what it is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 26
I-I know we can provide unconditional love to a child,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 27
Yeah, great, yeah, why don't you come on over,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 29
We are not believable as a loving couple,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 30
I-I'm loose, it just feels a little forced, that's all.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 32
Oh, I just noticed a little green fleck in your right eye.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 33
My Alley Cat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 35
Yeah, yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 36
See? This is what I wanted to see.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 37
What did you see exactly?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 38
are just getting married to get a kid.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 39
I can tell her that you'll be good parents.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 40
Hopefully with breath mints.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 41
Yeah, but if I wasn't so screwed up last year,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 42
But we shouldn't let those mistakes ruin things for Walden.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 44
and watching Honey Boo Boo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 46
I don't know why I was worried.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 47
You know, I actually do have to get going.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 48
You're so funny. Here's your jacket.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 49
Holy crap. What?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 2
We are a real couple.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 3
that you can't survive without the other.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 4
and suddenly she gives you the old “Thanks for trying” tap
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 5
Alan,
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 6
♪ Men. ♪
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 7
for our meeting with the social worker.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 8
Okay, uh, “Walden is the most caring person I know.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 9
my husband, my lover, my friend.”
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 10
“Alan is my best friend.”
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 12
my favorite meal is red snapper.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 14
Well, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 15
And part of my recovery is to make amends
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 16
I ate my burrito, you ate my burrito.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 17
Um, there is one other thing.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 18
Uh, uh, I'm...
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 19
Walden's gay?!
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 20
I remember when I proposed.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 21
Oh, well, on some level, I've always known. Um...
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 22
Well, uh, Walden was dressed as Danny Zuko,
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 23
When did you know you were gay?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 24
And I've never looked back since.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 25
I'm not sure what it is.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 26
I-I know we can provide unconditional love to a child,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 27
Yeah, great, yeah, why don't you come on over,
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 29
We are not believable as a loving couple,
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 30
I-I'm loose, it just feels a little forced, that's all.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 32
Oh, I just noticed a little green fleck in your right eye.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 33
My Alley Cat.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 35
Yeah, yeah.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 36
See? This is what I wanted to see.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 37
What did you see exactly?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 38
are just getting married to get a kid.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 39
I can tell her that you'll be good parents.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 40
Hopefully with breath mints.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 41
Yeah, but if I wasn't so screwed up last year,
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 42
But we shouldn't let those mistakes ruin things for Walden.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 44
and watching Honey Boo Boo.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 46
I don't know why I was worried.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 47
You know, I actually do have to get going.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 48
You're so funny. Here's your jacket.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 49
Holy crap. What?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 50 #50