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Season 12  "Here I Come, Pants!"  12x10

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 15, 2015

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 1
You're cheating on me?!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 3
I may have to remove Louis.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 5
but we are definitely a stable couple.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 7
Because we're not lying.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 8
Now I have to reevaluate what that is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 9
We're gonna lose everything that we worked for
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 10
I'm Batman?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 11
And, uh, and who's that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 12
Can we go to the park?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 13
Oh, my God.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 14
I'm gonna go get my jacket.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 15
After all that Walden's done for you,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 17
you posted of your bruschetta.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 18
Fine, five minutes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 19
I'm like peeing in a Gatorade bottle
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 20
and gave a kid to two guys pretending to be a gay couple.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 21
You know, the worst part of this is
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 22
I know, and I-I feel terrible
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 23
I wish it was that simple.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 24
Oh-oh, yeah, uh, right, uh, uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 25
Oh, Ms. McMartin.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 26
Come on, man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 27
is anatomically accurate.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 28
of having sex with my first wife.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 29
are in their full upright position.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 30
I would hate it if you held my flaccid penis
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 31
Oh, I-I was, uh, making a video montage
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 33
Remember how you're not allowed to go to Subway anymore
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 34
outside the grocery store!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 35
I was unable to maintain an erection.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 36
Got anything to help me forget Alan?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 37
She won't even take my calls.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 38
how to make a shiv out of a Krazy Straw.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 39
and a picture of Alan as Wonder Woman.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 40
you just might want to keep that number handy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 42
more awkward than it already is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 43
Who's here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 44
Supportive and gentle,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 45
Please don't do this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 47
Um...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 48
But I've made up my mind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 49
What's going on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 50
Come here.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 3
I may have to remove Louis.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 5
but we are definitely a stable couple.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 7
Because we're not lying.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 8
Now I have to reevaluate what that is.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 9
We're gonna lose everything that we worked for
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 10
I'm Batman?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 11
And, uh, and who's that?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 12
Can we go to the park?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 13
Oh, my God.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 14
I'm gonna go get my jacket.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 15
After all that Walden's done for you,
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 17
you posted of your bruschetta.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 18
Fine, five minutes.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 19
I'm like peeing in a Gatorade bottle
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 20
and gave a kid to two guys pretending to be a gay couple.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 21
You know, the worst part of this is
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 22
I know, and I-I feel terrible
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 23
I wish it was that simple.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 24
Oh-oh, yeah, uh, right, uh, uh...
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 25
Oh, Ms. McMartin.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 26
Come on, man.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 27
is anatomically accurate.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 28
of having sex with my first wife.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 29
are in their full upright position.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 30
I would hate it if you held my flaccid penis
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 31
Oh, I-I was, uh, making a video montage
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 33
Remember how you're not allowed to go to Subway anymore
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 34
outside the grocery store!
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 35
I was unable to maintain an erection.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 36
Got anything to help me forget Alan?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 37
She won't even take my calls.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 38
how to make a shiv out of a Krazy Straw.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 39
and a picture of Alan as Wonder Woman.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 40
you just might want to keep that number handy.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 42
more awkward than it already is.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 43
Who's here?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 44
Supportive and gentle,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 45
Please don't do this.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 47
Um...
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 48
But I've made up my mind.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 49
What's going on?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 (S12E10) - 50
Come here.
#50