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Season 11  "Lotta Delis In Little Armenia"  11x20

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 24, 2014

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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I made that offer in a lot of delis in Little Armenia.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 3
Those are balls. Can I talk to you for a second?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 5
That's great. And I'm really proud of you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 8
Do you think it's possible to have sex with someone
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 10
Actually, it's pronounced "Adjustments by the Sea".
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 11
Okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 13
I'm stuck in traffic. There was an accident.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 14
It's the one time I actually want him in my house!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 15
Oh, yeah, the beach is beautiful, isn't it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 16
So, Walden, are you a chiropractor, too?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 17
You know, it might just be easier if I showed you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 18
Or what you're talking about.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 19
I think taking it the wrong way is what fixed my back.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 20
to be experiencing affection for one another
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 21
Sure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 24
If the kind of sex I had was a suit,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 25
This is gonna be meaningless and empty like two wild elk,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 26
(DOORBELL RINGS)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 27
I am Dr. Alan Harper. Do you have an appointment?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 28
For the "internal" massage.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 29
Oh, no. I'm not really comfortable
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 30
Walden...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 31
Mark the areas you'd like him to give special attention to.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 32
Could you keep my client company until I get back?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 33
Dr. Harper had to take care of something really quick.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 34
I do see a couple things I like.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 35
Why? Is it big?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 37
Today, we are just two wild elk
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 38
I don't know what's weirder.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 40
Look, obviously, I can't condone this kind of behavior.
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Even if I wanted to, I'm not sure that I could.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 46
Okay, what is the matter with you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 47
Attaboy. Oh, hang on a second.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 48
Oh, my God.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 49
Anyway, don't share this with your "not-partner". Wink-wink.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 2
I made that offer in a lot of delis in Little Armenia.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 3
Those are balls. Can I talk to you for a second?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 5
That's great. And I'm really proud of you.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 8
Do you think it's possible to have sex with someone
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 10
Actually, it's pronounced "Adjustments by the Sea".
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 11
Okay.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 13
I'm stuck in traffic. There was an accident.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 14
It's the one time I actually want him in my house!
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 15
Oh, yeah, the beach is beautiful, isn't it?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 16
So, Walden, are you a chiropractor, too?
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 17
You know, it might just be easier if I showed you.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 18
Or what you're talking about.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 19
I think taking it the wrong way is what fixed my back.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 20
to be experiencing affection for one another
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 21
Sure.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 24
If the kind of sex I had was a suit,
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 25
This is gonna be meaningless and empty like two wild elk,
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 26
(DOORBELL RINGS)
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 27
I am Dr. Alan Harper. Do you have an appointment?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 28
For the "internal" massage.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 29
Oh, no. I'm not really comfortable
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 30
Walden...
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 31
Mark the areas you'd like him to give special attention to.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 32
Could you keep my client company until I get back?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 33
Dr. Harper had to take care of something really quick.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 34
I do see a couple things I like.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 35
Why? Is it big?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 37
Today, we are just two wild elk
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 38
I don't know what's weirder.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 40
Look, obviously, I can't condone this kind of behavior.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 45
Even if I wanted to, I'm not sure that I could.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 46
Okay, what is the matter with you?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 47
Attaboy. Oh, hang on a second.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 48
Oh, my God.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 49
Anyway, don't share this with your "not-partner". Wink-wink.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 (S11E20) - 50 #50