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Season 11  "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"  11x2

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 03, 2013

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 1
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 2
And what keeps Alan away?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 3
Well, my boyfriend Marty has just moved in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 4
No, I was asking
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 5
where I would give you five dollars to shut up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 6
I me, I know that you are one
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 7
I don't really know what the hell her name is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 9
Lyndsey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 13
Forbidden fruit is so much sweeter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 14
...you don't talk.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 15
Better.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 16
has an Achilles heel...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 17
In the Congo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 18
You've certainly got the rack for either one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 19
Th-That was a drinking game
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 20
Once, he comes in three hours late.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 22
It's like the Spring Break of '43 all over again!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 23
But never the elusive grandmother/granddaughter combo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 24
I had my eye on his kidney.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 25
What do I do? What do I do? Uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 26
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 27
and I had to jump out the window.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 28
being cheated on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 29
Know what I'm saying?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 30
If I'm such a dirty old man,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 31
rubba-dub-dub, Marty's in the tub?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 32
I'm 91-and-a-half!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 33
Where you going?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 34
in each others' lives.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 35
and I just thought that maybe you'd like to join us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 36
I should've just bought a damn vibrator.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 37
We're waiting for Alan's girlfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 38
I'm sorry. Low blood sugar.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 39
And don't try to stop me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 40
that we started without him?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 41
Why am I still here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 42
Wait-- who's Alan?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 43
Oh, please, nobody's buying that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 45
and not in the good way.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 46
I love you, Marty, but I have to pick my granddaughter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 47
I really miss you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 48
Something tells me that Marty doesn't want me around.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 49
I get it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 50
Oh, you know, Alan's way more than a roommate.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 2
And what keeps Alan away?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 3
Well, my boyfriend Marty has just moved in.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 4
No, I was asking
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 5
where I would give you five dollars to shut up.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 6
I me, I know that you are one
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 7
I don't really know what the hell her name is.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 9
Lyndsey.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 13
Forbidden fruit is so much sweeter.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 14
...you don't talk.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 15
Better.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 16
has an Achilles heel...
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 17
In the Congo.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 18
You've certainly got the rack for either one.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 19
Th-That was a drinking game
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 20
Once, he comes in three hours late.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 22
It's like the Spring Break of '43 all over again!
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 23
But never the elusive grandmother/granddaughter combo.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 24
I had my eye on his kidney.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 25
What do I do? What do I do? Uh...
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 26
♪ Men. ♪
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 27
and I had to jump out the window.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 28
being cheated on?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 29
Know what I'm saying?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 30
If I'm such a dirty old man,
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 31
rubba-dub-dub, Marty's in the tub?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 32
I'm 91-and-a-half!
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 33
Where you going?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 34
in each others' lives.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 35
and I just thought that maybe you'd like to join us.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 36
I should've just bought a damn vibrator.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 37
We're waiting for Alan's girlfriend.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 38
I'm sorry. Low blood sugar.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 39
And don't try to stop me.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 40
that we started without him?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 41
Why am I still here?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 42
Wait-- who's Alan?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 43
Oh, please, nobody's buying that.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 45
and not in the good way.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 46
I love you, Marty, but I have to pick my granddaughter.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 47
I really miss you.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 48
Something tells me that Marty doesn't want me around.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 49
I get it.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 50
Oh, you know, Alan's way more than a roommate.
#50