Recaps for TV shows

Two and a Half Men

S11 E18
Status
Ended
Network
CBS
Report
My shows Watch later
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 11  "West Side Story"  11x18

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 03, 2014

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 2
How the hell did you get that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
Larry and I are the same way. Watch. It's a movie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
Mighty Ducks Two! Mighty Ducks Three!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
There's no duck in The Wizard of Oz.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Hey, how did I get here? Am I sleepwalking?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
- Yes, the diet. He's not stupid. - You're right, honey. I am weak.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 11
There she is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
It makes me smell like dead fish, but I get a glow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 13
Oh, if you can't find me, just follow the smell of dead fish!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 14
Like she wants to eat me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
or the next two days hanging out with us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
Sorry, my date's a little tipsy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
I don't know what you're talking about.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
You were, like, "Larry!" And I was, like, what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
I think Lyndsey's tired of having me around.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
I can't wait to see what your place looks like.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
My heart back.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
"Alan Harper's Place is filmed before a live studio audience."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
or "Jeff", or "J-Dawg", or "DJ Strongman".
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
You had me at "free."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 27
I thought it was appropriate to come to the place we had our first date.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 28
And honestly, the no-sex thing isn't weird at all.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 29
No kisses on my neck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
- Oh, this is a cute place. - Yeah, it really is cute, isn't it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
You're terrible at coming up with names.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Every time I count to a hundred, I get stuck on 69.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 38
You care enough about me to pass up sexy wordplay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
Hold on. I think Alan saw a spider again.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Where is Alan? - He's at my place.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
"Try it, Walden. It won't kill you." I wish it had.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 44
I’m just glad we're together.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 48
and molested the kid sleeping in your bed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 49
Oh, no, no, Lyndsey, wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 50

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 2
How the hell did you get that?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
Larry and I are the same way. Watch. It's a movie.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
Mighty Ducks Two! Mighty Ducks Three!
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
There's no duck in The Wizard of Oz.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Hey, how did I get here? Am I sleepwalking?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
- Yes, the diet. He's not stupid. - You're right, honey. I am weak.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 11
There she is.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
It makes me smell like dead fish, but I get a glow.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 13
Oh, if you can't find me, just follow the smell of dead fish!
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 14
Like she wants to eat me?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
or the next two days hanging out with us.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
Sorry, my date's a little tipsy.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
I don't know what you're talking about.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
You were, like, "Larry!" And I was, like, what?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
I think Lyndsey's tired of having me around.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
I can't wait to see what your place looks like.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
My heart back.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
"Alan Harper's Place is filmed before a live studio audience."
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
or "Jeff", or "J-Dawg", or "DJ Strongman".
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
You had me at "free."
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 27
I thought it was appropriate to come to the place we had our first date.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 28
And honestly, the no-sex thing isn't weird at all.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 29
No kisses on my neck.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
- Oh, this is a cute place. - Yeah, it really is cute, isn't it?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
You're terrible at coming up with names.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Every time I count to a hundred, I get stuck on 69.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 38
You care enough about me to pass up sexy wordplay.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
Hold on. I think Alan saw a spider again.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Where is Alan? - He's at my place.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
"Try it, Walden. It won't kill you." I wish it had.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 44
I’m just glad we're together.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 48
and molested the kid sleeping in your bed.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 49
Oh, no, no, Lyndsey, wait.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 50 #50