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Season 11  "Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe"  11x14

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 06, 2014

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 1
You're already banging his girlfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 2
Why were you getting high in my car?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 3
You don't need Triple-A when you got double-Ds.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 4
Somebody's never smuggled anything out of Mexico.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 6
So, if you had met Walden instead of me...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 7
I'm allergic!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 8
Tell me I'm not a guy's guy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 9
- Hey, Jeff. - Hey, there he is!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 10
Yeah, I've just been kind of in a funk lately.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 11
She dumped you? Oh, my God!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 12
Anyway, there is one bright side.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 13
I don't know where she got that. It's not like you bought her jewelry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 15
and a guy who can get horses out of mud.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 16
What?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 17
At least I'm the manliest man in this house, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 18
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 20
or ask for directions anytime soon.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 21
(CHUCKLING) You ain't seen nothing yet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 22
There we go, job well done.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 23
All right, I'm lubricated. Let's do this thing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 25
Why didn't you tell me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 26
I can prove to you I'm the man that you're supposed to be with.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 27
This is why I've been avoiding this conversation.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 28
Okay. All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 32
All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 33
Not in the mood, Berta. I just got dumped.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 34
and if you force it, it splinters and falls apart.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 35
Nothing. But how cool is it I built this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 37
Yeah, that's it. What's going on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 38
It's actually one of the things I like most about you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 39
I mean, she's the one who brings me up when I'm down.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 40
Chances like this only come along once in a lifetime.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 41
Destiny's off today.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 43
What I'm doing is sanding and re-staining.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 44
Okay, you know what? You got to stop building things.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 47
All right, come on. Bring it in, man hug.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 49
Oh, hey, Jeff.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 50
Can you think of a better reason for me to drop by?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 2
Why were you getting high in my car?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 3
You don't need Triple-A when you got double-Ds.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 4
Somebody's never smuggled anything out of Mexico.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 6
So, if you had met Walden instead of me...
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 7
I'm allergic!
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 8
Tell me I'm not a guy's guy.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 9
- Hey, Jeff. - Hey, there he is!
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 10
Yeah, I've just been kind of in a funk lately.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 11
She dumped you? Oh, my God!
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 12
Anyway, there is one bright side.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 13
I don't know where she got that. It's not like you bought her jewelry.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 15
and a guy who can get horses out of mud.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 16
What?
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 17
At least I'm the manliest man in this house, right?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 18
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 20
or ask for directions anytime soon.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 21
(CHUCKLING) You ain't seen nothing yet.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 22
There we go, job well done.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 23
All right, I'm lubricated. Let's do this thing.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 25
Why didn't you tell me?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 26
I can prove to you I'm the man that you're supposed to be with.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 27
This is why I've been avoiding this conversation.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 28
Okay. All right.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 32
All right.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 33
Not in the mood, Berta. I just got dumped.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 34
and if you force it, it splinters and falls apart.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 35
Nothing. But how cool is it I built this?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 37
Yeah, that's it. What's going on?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 38
It's actually one of the things I like most about you.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 39
I mean, she's the one who brings me up when I'm down.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 40
Chances like this only come along once in a lifetime.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 41
Destiny's off today.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 43
What I'm doing is sanding and re-staining.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 44
Okay, you know what? You got to stop building things.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 47
All right, come on. Bring it in, man hug.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 49
Oh, hey, Jeff.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 50
Can you think of a better reason for me to drop by?
#50