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Season 11  "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."  11x12

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 09, 2014

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 1
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MAN: Mr. Alan Harper?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 3
Aww.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 4
Yeah, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 5
But, I think about a lot of things.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 6
there are a hundred nerds all around the world
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 7
blah, blah, blah, best friends forever.
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Jealous-ine. Use as directed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 14
"Number three: He dates that desperate chick who..."
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Barry, it's just for Nicole.
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to make us this delicious...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 19
Well, appears the music has stopped and I am left without a chair.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 21
Barry, what did we talk about?
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and to tape down all my fun parts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 23
You got this? You ready?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 24
Trust me when I tell you, I have an erection.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 25
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun on a date.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 27
Jeff in the front. Larry in the rear.
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- I can fix that. - Gwen!
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 31
Come on! We've got three geniuses here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 32
We just need to reboot it.
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I mean, we're gonna wanna watch it again and again.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 36
Good. Now, put that on...
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will be the first human thought recognized by a computer.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 38
PS, just throwing this out there. Totally up for filming.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 39
You said you wanna spice things up. This seems pretty spicy.
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You heard me. Let's do this thing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 41
Come on, you telling me when you're nailing someone,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 42
You know, I'm cool with it if you wanna work naked.
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I need it.
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(DISTORTED) Is this what you want?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 45
Oh, wow.
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(SLOW, DISTORTED) That's what daddy likes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 47
Yeah, not a big surprise.
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- But I'm Jeff. - No, you're Alan.
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I love pudding.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 2
MAN: Mr. Alan Harper?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 3
Aww.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 4
Yeah, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 5
But, I think about a lot of things.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 6
there are a hundred nerds all around the world
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 7
blah, blah, blah, best friends forever.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 13
Jealous-ine. Use as directed.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 14
"Number three: He dates that desperate chick who..."
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Barry, it's just for Nicole.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 18
to make us this delicious...
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 19
Well, appears the music has stopped and I am left without a chair.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 21
Barry, what did we talk about?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 22
and to tape down all my fun parts.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 23
You got this? You ready?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 24
Trust me when I tell you, I have an erection.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 25
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun on a date.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 27
Jeff in the front. Larry in the rear.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 29
- I can fix that. - Gwen!
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 31
Come on! We've got three geniuses here.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 32
We just need to reboot it.
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I mean, we're gonna wanna watch it again and again.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 36
Good. Now, put that on...
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 37
will be the first human thought recognized by a computer.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 38
PS, just throwing this out there. Totally up for filming.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 39
You said you wanna spice things up. This seems pretty spicy.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 40
You heard me. Let's do this thing.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 41
Come on, you telling me when you're nailing someone,
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 42
You know, I'm cool with it if you wanna work naked.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 43
I need it.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 44
(DISTORTED) Is this what you want?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 45
Oh, wow.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 46
(SLOW, DISTORTED) That's what daddy likes.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 47
Yeah, not a big surprise.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 48
- But I'm Jeff. - No, you're Alan.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 49
I love pudding.
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