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Season 5  "My New God"  5x5

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 17, 2006

Dr. Cox's religious sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Turk is finding out, just how unsexy baby making can be. Elliot helps him realize that Carla finds the whole process to be romantic. Elswhere, J.D. and the Janitor start a buddy friendship.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
your name still would not have come up.
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I wished something'd break the tension.
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[Groans] Sex time, people!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
She hit him in the face with an iron.
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and found it to be just a darn good read.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
Dr. Cox, if it makes you feel any better,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
and pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
Tyra Banks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
You know what's weird? He also does my brother Barry's.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
I knew you would. You're very predictable.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
We're not seeing the improvement we'd hoped for with this medication.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
in the "stop filling my patient's head with false hope" ward?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
"You're a cobbler whore."
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
[Groans] Damn it, I gotta go have ovulation sex again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand that crazy gibberish you use.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
From now on, cervical mucus will be referred to as "icky sticky."
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
on the corner of Maple and Pine right across from Temple Oheb Shalom at 4pm?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
If you happen to be keeping score, that would be medicine one, God zero.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
- I don't like that. - Nobody seems to.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
Thanks. That's one of my favorite pieces.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Just the regular stuff.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
- Get in there. - Wait, baby, I'm too full.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
We were thick as two thieves in a pod.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
I figured out why I'm so great at managing relationships.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
to a difficult co-worker...
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Can you two please just try to get along?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
- Thank God for creating medicine. - [Muttering] That's it!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Baby, all I'm saying is, in some European countries,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Worth it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Seeing as he gave me the strength to outrun the sheriff's K-9 unit,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Honey for my honey.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
Losing a baseball scholarship because a bear ate your arm
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There will be no whining or crying while we sit here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
- You turned me into a felon! - You know what there, Newbie?
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
I don't understand why we can't have fun.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
[J.D.] Sometimes I think it takes a child to make you see the light.
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Isn't he beautiful?

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
I wished something'd break the tension.
#2
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[Groans] Sex time, people!
#3
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She hit him in the face with an iron.
#5
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and found it to be just a darn good read.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
Dr. Cox, if it makes you feel any better,
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
and pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
Tyra Banks.
#9
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You know what's weird? He also does my brother Barry's.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
I knew you would. You're very predictable.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
We're not seeing the improvement we'd hoped for with this medication.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
in the "stop filling my patient's head with false hope" ward?
#15
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Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.
#16
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"You're a cobbler whore."
#17
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[Groans] Damn it, I gotta go have ovulation sex again.
#18
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I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand that crazy gibberish you use.
#19
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From now on, cervical mucus will be referred to as "icky sticky."
#20
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on the corner of Maple and Pine right across from Temple Oheb Shalom at 4pm?
#21
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If you happen to be keeping score, that would be medicine one, God zero.
#22
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- I don't like that. - Nobody seems to.
#23
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Thanks. That's one of my favorite pieces.
#24
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Just the regular stuff.
#25
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- Get in there. - Wait, baby, I'm too full.
#27
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We were thick as two thieves in a pod.
#28
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I figured out why I'm so great at managing relationships.
#29
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to a difficult co-worker...
#31
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Can you two please just try to get along?
#33
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- Thank God for creating medicine. - [Muttering] That's it!
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
#35
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Baby, all I'm saying is, in some European countries,
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Worth it.
#37
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Seeing as he gave me the strength to outrun the sheriff's K-9 unit,
#38
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Honey for my honey.
#40
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Losing a baseball scholarship because a bear ate your arm
#41
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There will be no whining or crying while we sit here.
#42
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- You turned me into a felon! - You know what there, Newbie?
#43
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I don't understand why we can't have fun.
#46
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[J.D.] Sometimes I think it takes a child to make you see the light.
#47
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Isn't he beautiful?
#50