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Season 5  "My Intern's Eyes"  5x1

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 03, 2006

Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns. Turk has doubts having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant. Meanwhile Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesn't want to seem like the helpless person she was before.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
I found him.
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- [Gurgling sound] - [Keith laughs]
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who are quite adept at this. Did you find a vein, there, Reverend Mayhem?
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We'll loosen up some fluid around his lungs.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
until he caught... how many fish? Anybody? That's right, 22.
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Booga-booga-booga! [Laughs]
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Dorian, after four years, I hope you are no longer following in his footsteps.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
He said "half-sincere," I think it was full-sincere.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
you would still hear the sound of my voice screaming, "Nay, oh, dear God,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
So I went ahead and took the liberty of making you five man cards.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
Although the lettering is darling. Have you ever done calligraphy?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
so stay here until you find a place.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
[Gasps] Dude, you left your gym shorts in here!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
[J.D. Groans] Turk! Turk!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and my change fell out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
She hasn't talked to anybody at her new hospital.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
You should be excited about meeting people over there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
This guy's unbelievable!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Oh, Jason, when you're filling out a female patient's exam report,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Hey, everybody? Great work today.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
You've worked on your Turk impression since college.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
All this baby stuff, I feel like she rushed me into it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
[Coughs]
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Thanks. Could you also grab a number six needle?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
That screaming patient would have to wait. I had bigger problems.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
are you people trained killers? Say something, Keith!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
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[Clattering]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
of returning to the scene of the crime. And all because I, too,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Thank you! - Damn it!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
which I will if you don't get out of here. Go on, get.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
No! She knows I can't eat without my strawberry milk.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
What would you have done if you couldn't give Carla the pill?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Know what I've been doing?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
This way, he moves up to the top. Come on!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
over the last couple of years because you knew
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to prove myself.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Elliot had dropped by to help not talk to Turk
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
because he likes to call me his "honky Adonis." And that's what friends do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
- J.D. Can do my voice. - Hey, it's getting good!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Now, I really don't love being den mother to you three...
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Well, come back and see us, OK?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
because I don't think it's fair to punish a man for making small talk,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
- I guess so. - Anything else?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
- I hate this place. - It hates you, Bob.

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- [Gurgling sound] - [Keith laughs]
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
who are quite adept at this. Did you find a vein, there, Reverend Mayhem?
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
We'll loosen up some fluid around his lungs.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
until he caught... how many fish? Anybody? That's right, 22.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Booga-booga-booga! [Laughs]
#6
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Dorian, after four years, I hope you are no longer following in his footsteps.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
He said "half-sincere," I think it was full-sincere.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
you would still hear the sound of my voice screaming, "Nay, oh, dear God,
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
So I went ahead and took the liberty of making you five man cards.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
Although the lettering is darling. Have you ever done calligraphy?
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
so stay here until you find a place.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
[Gasps] Dude, you left your gym shorts in here!
#13
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[J.D. Groans] Turk! Turk!
#14
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Babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and my change fell out.
#15
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She hasn't talked to anybody at her new hospital.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
You should be excited about meeting people over there.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
This guy's unbelievable!
#18
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Oh, Jason, when you're filling out a female patient's exam report,
#19
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Hey, everybody? Great work today.
#21
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You've worked on your Turk impression since college.
#23
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All this baby stuff, I feel like she rushed me into it.
#24
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[Coughs]
#25
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Thanks. Could you also grab a number six needle?
#28
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That screaming patient would have to wait. I had bigger problems.
#29
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are you people trained killers? Say something, Keith!
#30
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[Clattering]
#32
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of returning to the scene of the crime. And all because I, too,
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Thank you! - Damn it!
#34
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which I will if you don't get out of here. Go on, get.
#35
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No! She knows I can't eat without my strawberry milk.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
What would you have done if you couldn't give Carla the pill?
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Know what I've been doing?
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
This way, he moves up to the top. Come on!
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
over the last couple of years because you knew
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to prove myself.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Elliot had dropped by to help not talk to Turk
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
because he likes to call me his "honky Adonis." And that's what friends do.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
- J.D. Can do my voice. - Hey, it's getting good!
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Now, I really don't love being den mother to you three...
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Well, come back and see us, OK?
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
because I don't think it's fair to punish a man for making small talk,
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
- I guess so. - Anything else?
#49
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- I hate this place. - It hates you, Bob.
#50