S5 E14
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Season 5  "My Own Personal Hell"  5x14

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 14, 2006

J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. In the meantime Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Also, Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 1
J.D. Has a Slip 'n Slide and I want to show off my new moves.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
# I can't do this all on my own
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
Sweetie, you'll get it. You'll get it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
Can you believe those two?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
- I'll try. - Hmm.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
- Hey. - When are you coming over tonight?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
- Yes, sir. - Terrific.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
If you can't ask him to get tested, what will you do?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
- If you and I were sleeping together? - First, the only woman in this hospital
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
It's not weird you know that at all.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 17
You can count on me, Bobbo!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 18
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 19
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 20
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 22
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs. Cooke, I meant it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
- Enjoy your evening, ma'am. - Thank you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
I'm gonna hang out back here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
[J.D.] It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
- How did you do that? - [Door slams]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 32
I can handle this myself.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 33
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
So it worked out great for me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
[Janitor] J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 43
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 44
Dr. Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 50
Or are you just saying that to look good?

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
# I can't do this all on my own
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
Sweetie, you'll get it. You'll get it.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
Can you believe those two?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 7
- I'll try. - Hmm.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
- Hey. - When are you coming over tonight?
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
- Yes, sir. - Terrific.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11 #11 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
If you can't ask him to get tested, what will you do?
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
- If you and I were sleeping together? - First, the only woman in this hospital
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
It's not weird you know that at all.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 17
You can count on me, Bobbo!
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 18
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 19
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 20
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
#20
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While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs. Cooke, I meant it.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
- Enjoy your evening, ma'am. - Thank you.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
I'm gonna hang out back here.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
[J.D.] It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27 #27 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28 #28 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29 #29 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
- How did you do that? - [Door slams]
#30
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I can handle this myself.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 33
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
So it worked out great for me.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36 #36 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37 #37 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41 #41 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
[Janitor] J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 43
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 44
Dr. Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45 #45 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46 #46 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 50
Or are you just saying that to look good?
#50