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Season 5  "My Way Home"  5x7

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 24, 2006

In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries, that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot doesn't believe, that she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. Also, the Janitor is painting color coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
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Me neither, son. I was one of the most promising young shortstops
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
That's gonna be us someday.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
What if the second our baby's born, I start screwing things up?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
or I drifted off and fantasized about Rudy Giuliani again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Come on. See, Turk? I'm great with kids.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
Damn it!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
OK, rocktors... That's my name for doctors who rock. Next patient.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
Hate to burst your bubble, Barbie,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
I just heard that we're doing our first ever in-house heart transplant.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
[Repeating] Bobbily, bobbily.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
[J.D.] Though I was happy for Elliot the endocrinology expert,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
# Locking rhythm with the beat of her heart
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
# On a wire between will and what will be!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
to type I familial hyperlipoproteinemia as demonstrated
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
women wear tube tops even though every ten seconds it makes them to do this:
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
- [Jack crying] - Excuse me!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
I have got to get out of here!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
- Oh, they're in the doctors' lounge. - Oh, my God, Laverne, I love you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
even a doctor can succumb to one of the basest human impulses.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
We're gonna check on our son.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Dr. Reid, our hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr. Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
But I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
Whether they're looking for brains, a heart or courage.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Now, if surgery goes bad and the guy dies,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Try and imagine what they're going through.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Hell, watching The View.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Doug! Why are you hitting me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
with a creepy, borderline psychotic who hates everyone.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Pepe?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
I just want to apologize about earlier.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
Those topical treatments... Let's just say I wasn't completely functional.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
You're talking about my son here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
even if you request that I don't assist.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
You know how people become specialists?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
suffering from amenorrhea and hirsutism?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Your kid's all green and slimy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Anyone! Help! I'm melting!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
Me neither, son. I was one of the most promising young shortstops
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
That's gonna be us someday.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
What if the second our baby's born, I start screwing things up?
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
or I drifted off and fantasized about Rudy Giuliani again.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Come on. See, Turk? I'm great with kids.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
Damn it!
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
OK, rocktors... That's my name for doctors who rock. Next patient.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
Hate to burst your bubble, Barbie,
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
I just heard that we're doing our first ever in-house heart transplant.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
[Repeating] Bobbily, bobbily.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14 #14 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
[J.D.] Though I was happy for Elliot the endocrinology expert,
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
# Locking rhythm with the beat of her heart
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
# On a wire between will and what will be!
#17
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to type I familial hyperlipoproteinemia as demonstrated
#18
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women wear tube tops even though every ten seconds it makes them to do this:
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
- [Jack crying] - Excuse me!
#21
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I have got to get out of here!
#22
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- Oh, they're in the doctors' lounge. - Oh, my God, Laverne, I love you.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
even a doctor can succumb to one of the basest human impulses.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
We're gonna check on our son.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Dr. Reid, our hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist,
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr. Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
But I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
Whether they're looking for brains, a heart or courage.
#30
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Now, if surgery goes bad and the guy dies,
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Try and imagine what they're going through.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Hell, watching The View.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Doug! Why are you hitting me?
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
with a creepy, borderline psychotic who hates everyone.
#36
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Pepe?
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
I just want to apologize about earlier.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
Those topical treatments... Let's just say I wasn't completely functional.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
You're talking about my son here.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
even if you request that I don't assist.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
You know how people become specialists?
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
suffering from amenorrhea and hirsutism?
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Your kid's all green and slimy.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Anyone! Help! I'm melting!
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy.
#48
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