Status
Ended
Network
ABC (US)
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 6

Aired 12 years ago - May 17, 2007

In the season finale, J.D. and Elliot start thinking about their future and if they both made a mistake in not being with each other. The Janitor activates the "Brain Trust" to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Elliot.

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That goes for everyone.
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It's amazing how some couples are so close
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please change the subject.
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you know, if you plan on sawing me in half at the altar and yelling,
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So this wedding really isn't about us, okay?
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- I couldn't make it anyway. - You gotta have a cutoff somewhere.
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That weird birth-control thing that they sew under your arm skin.
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I'm gonna have to ask for the pager back.
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Hold on to this for a little while.
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but I'm having some trouble with my peers.
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Effective immediately, I will stop calling you girls' names.
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One hug.
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I'll see you at the christening.
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to be exactly the way you want it.
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Is it hard to make yourself do it every day?
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I still don't know what I did.
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It's up to him.
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Dorian,
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you and Jack, you have to wear them.
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I'm so tired I could use a naptism.
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Look at him over there, all smug and cocky.
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For when a couple decides to bring
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Mom, dad and baby.
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Or you can talk to Ted, who, well...
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And you know that half glass of wine
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over the life-altering commitment I'm about to make.
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A week!
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who lied to me about being pregnant with my child.
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What's a fair number, a hundred billion?
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I will kill you.
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I would think an arrogant ass like you would love having his very own clone.
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My gift to her is to train you to be a good husband.
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because my father was late for church.
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Still, maybe we're freaking out about nothing, you know?
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You know, people are so passionate about beets that...
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because both of those things require you to throw all of yourself into them.
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Yeah, I'm not walking through fire to prove my love to Elliot.
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your gay ultimate Frisbee buddy, played by Todd.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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We're done here.
Aired 12 years ago - May 17, 2007

Kim moves in with J.D. in order to raise their child together. J.D. learns from Turk and Dr. Cox that fatherhood changes the way of how to see things. Carla complains to Elliot about her being a control freak when they prepare the bachelorette party.

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theme park performers and that guy with the question-mark jacket
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- But this is only a one-bedroom. - This couch isn't that uncomfortable.
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who were mad at her for what she'd done.
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All this group anger's made me hungry.
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Only I knew the clipboard was blank.
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But with this type of surgery, his quality of life would improve like that.
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Because their PDA has gotten out of control.
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I don't care, I'm goin' for it.
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Oh, I'm not that bad.
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That's why Travelocity's so great.
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I'm booked!
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I hate ultrasounds.
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So, do you want to know the sex of the baby? 'Cause I already found out.
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We can name him Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian?
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Should I get a male stripper for Elliot's bachelorette party?
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in a wheelchair until the juice runs out.
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Yeah. Six months, already playing basketball.
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Oh, what about a margi-marti-mani-pedi party?
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And I find it odd that a month after I start working here,
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We are talking multiple felonies,
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- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great.
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Trick or treat!
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or my mom's patchy facial hair, and, no, I didn't flip those.
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You don't trust me, and I don't even know if you like me.
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"No" is a powerful word.
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Now, I just have to call a few restaurants.
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so, out of compassion, I pawned her off on my friends.
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Oh, yeah, because my opinion matters so much.
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You apologise to your friend right now.
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Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid.
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Because I think it...
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I can't get the zipper up on your big fat cousin's dress.
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Anyway, the aforementioned Express
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I don't know, intentionally annoying you seems pretty Coxian.
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Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash,
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Newbie, the point is, when that kid comes,
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Twice.
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What I really wanted to say is that you're my best friend and I'm sorry.
Aired 12 years ago - May 10, 2007

J.D. and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into J.D.'s ex-girlfriend Dr. Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for J.D. Meanwhile at Sacred Heart, the janitor pretends to be the chief of medicine and Dr. Cox starts to put doubts about the wedding into Elliot's mind.

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Hey, there, Patrick!
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One of those dudes is gonna die this weekend.
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I'm pretty sure he's sick and tired of saying it.
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July 21 st, save the date.
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Carla, will you be my maid of honour?
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and the photographer that I reserve every year under a different alias.
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Fantastic.
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He gave some hip-hop hugs.
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- You know, convention stuff. - You know, convention stuff.
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Dr Toilet, I'm sorry about the other day.
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Roger, in my defence, those sounds were very muffled.
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I'm notifying all my old boyfriends that I am officially off the market.
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but over the past six years, you've become a huge part of my life,
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please consider this me checking the "will not be attending" column.
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- Listen here, young Dr Gilchrist. - That's not my name.
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- Wait, Ted, Ted, what are you doing? - I'm a follower.
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- That won't be funny. - No, no.
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can accommodate the financial comps.
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- Oh, who's this? - I don't know. Get out.
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to actually having to hear you utter your self-written vows.
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Soul mate? Try last resort.
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And, of course, Ted.
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We haven't really spoken since the miscarriage.
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Do you think she still thinks about me?
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Anyone else have a question? Yes, you in the back.
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But then I fought through it and realised he was the love of my life.
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I know that you must be really upset.
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I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what could I possibly say?
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And I thought I could do this on my own,
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First, there's the "Yay, I'm engaged" stage.
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You just have to try not to act like a crazy person.
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but may I ask how that happened in the first place?
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Sorry, sir, we don't have Appletinis, but I could make you a Peachtini.
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You know, people running in the streets screaming,
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I literally don't know what to say to her. Don't you dare!
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Look, I love it that after six years I can still mess with your head.
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Of course you did, you're a woman.
Aired 12 years ago - May 03, 2007

J.D. tries to get together with Elliot's sorority sister Melody, but she just wants to make out with him without going further. Meanwhile, Keith re-proposes to Elliot after she gets to make everything perfect, while everyone has fantasies about being married to Elliot. Elliot and Carla are having problems figuring out what is wrong with two elderly patients, who show the same symptoms but have no obvious connection. MORE -LESS

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 26, 2007

When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that he'll finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesn't anticipate Elliot's old college friend dropping by. J.D. switches between hitting on her and competing with her for Elliot's attention. Meanwhile, Turk and Dr. Cox volley a hypochondriac patient back and forth since there's nothing wrong with him. MORE -LESS

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 19, 2007

The perspective shifts between Jordan, Ted, and Todd, as they go about their day. Jordan messes with Elliot and Keith's relationship and is disturbed when it doesn't give her any satisfaction. Ted tries to settle a pay dispute between the nurses and Dr. Kelso. Todd has found his calling in plastic surgery, but must convince Turk not to interfere with a sixteen-year-old girl getting breast implants. MORE -LESS

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 12, 2007

In the wake of Laverne's funeral, the Sacred Heart Staff decide to implement lessons from her life to their actions. Carla is upset that everyone seems to act as if nothing has changed. Dr. Cox tries to take twenty minutes for himself every day, but has great difficulty doing that. Meanwhile, the Janitor helps J.D. and Turk treat a deaf patient. And Elliot learns that Keith wants more from their relationship. MORE -LESS

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and don't be afraid to open your heart to those that are dear to you. Amen?
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I want you to take 20 minutes every day for yourself,
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once we got to work, we fell right back into our routines.
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that's the name I gave the minister in my mind,
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Hey, how long does it take for an old woman to bleed to death?
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Hello, Mr Frances.
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I don't have a pen. My pockets are empty.
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Dr Kelso, do you know sign language?
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I'm sorry, I'm just not really in the mood for relationshipy talk.
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I'm a trailer-trashy pop star who rarely wears underwear
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in an argument over my addiction to painkillers.
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How do you know sign language?
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Those were the only two signs that Gary knew, except for "boobs. "
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Is any of that true?
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if people at least acted like they missed Laverne, you know?
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That's a trick, right?
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I might cry.
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but I think he's a perfect candidate for a cochlear implant.
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That sounds like exactly what I want to do.
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Still, none of that matters when you get to change someone's life forever.
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No father would deny his son the chance to hear,
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Why do you keep poking holes in this? We'd cut off the fingertips.
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That was a test to see if you even care about our anniversary.
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I forgot to bring my paper down here, but this gabfest is just delicious.
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Okay, what's the problem?
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Plus, you don't know what's going on inside people's heads. Take...
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So, to sum up, tough crap.
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Ted, we know denying surgery isn't technically child abuse.
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Our deaf patient's father won't sign a consent form
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- The mother! Come on... - The mother! I told you!
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Totally. Plus he wants me to be all, like, open and honest about how I feel.
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Well, then how can you be drinking? Aren't you breastfeeding?
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You know what?
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And since then, you've been so scared of getting hurt,
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If one more person interrupts my me-time,
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- How's that? - Being everybody's go-to guy.
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Seriously, he, like, slit her right down the middle
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which, ironically enough, she had gotten to replace the murdered cat.
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Aired 12 years ago - Apr 05, 2007

Laverne is brain-dead, and her family decides to take her off life support. One by one, the staff say their goodbyes, except Carla, who stoutly refuses to accept what's happening. She consequently finds herself "haunted" by Laverne. Meanwhile, Jordan gives birth, but Dr. Cox doesn't want to tell anyone because he doesn't want his daughter's birthday to always be associated with Laverne's death. MORE -LESS

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 22, 2007

Laverne and Dr. Cox engage in a philosophical debate. Carla finds a hot nanny for Isabella, and Turk struggles to find a way not to leer at her. Elliot smuggles a patient's dog into the hospital to cheer her up and ends up in hot water with Dr. Kelso. A tragic twist awaits at the end, challenging everyone to decide if they think everything happens for a reason. MORE -LESS

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Dr Kelso never makes eye contact with the patients.
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I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie
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But when will I have time to kill myself?
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Oh, really? Because I just so happen to have a video from my nanny-cam
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Booby!
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Okay, you said the same thing when you saw me changing Izzy's diaper.
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What's up your butt?
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Now, if you'll look to your right, you'll see my waning libido,
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that things like New Orleans, AIDS, sugar-free ice cream, crack babies,
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Perry Cox, 6'1 ". A buck eighty-five after lunch.
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Could you make her eat a banana?
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They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.
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And that's why we're watching football in the spring.
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Turk, what the hell?
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Well, I'm all out. Here, use this.
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Hey, the little fellow figured out the latch.
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I'm still down here!
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You know what? We're no longer speaking!
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Mrs Dombrow passed away this morning at 4:00 a. m.
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I know. I was thrilled, but then Laverne ruined everything.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this, Per,
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I just wanted to let you know that
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He said, "Careful, Jumpsuit. Who signs your paychecks?"
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are not allowed in the hospital?
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You know, Heather? I actually have a little nanny-related question.
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Don't worry, buddy. You know how I roll.
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like I just watched Extreme Home Makeover.
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- Really? - Hey, guys.
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If we hadn't found this, she'd be a goner.
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During the last one, I'm taking the woman's vitals
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I mean, have you ever considered it from his side?
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J. D?
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- Do you remember Kristin Fisher? - Of course!
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- Damn, you're good! - Yeah.
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if I look at her every once in a while, right?
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but that's okay, because I just need you to listen.
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which is the main reason I've stopped camping.
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One more thing. I'm sure that no dog could ever replace Baxter,
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- That was a coincidence. - What?
Aired 13 years ago - Mar 15, 2007

J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.

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You two are my guardian angels.
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I gotta tell you, you look... Well, darn it all, you look great today.
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leaving me up all night with your melanoma patient,
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Hey, can you believe who the new drug counsellor is?
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Hey, drug addicts!
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Like bumper stickers.
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that can't have babies with folks that don't want babies.
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My bad. I was hanging out with J.D. and Rowdy,
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I'm telling you, sir, a lifeless ghost dog
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Now, why in the hell are we paying this much money for scrubs?
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I didn't let him.
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So, anyway, I've been an addict since I was 14.
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at least not enthusiastically, I... I got clean.
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It's haired, half-white, half-Inuit Janitor, and this is the real Rowdy.
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in exchange for Stephen, an exact replica.
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who's waited two long years until he needed something from you?
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Also, I want you to teach me to salsa dance.
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I knew this one migrant worker from our orchard, Ramon.
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The point is, people can change and you know it.
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incidentally, is my least favourite device on television.
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but he actually just helped to prove my point.
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You're gonna lose the dead tissue,
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we're removing your foot and plan to eat it tonight
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I may have killed you, but I think I was upset about it.
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You brought this on yourselves, you thieving bastards.
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The key to the salsa is passion.
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for your "nothing ever changes" rant
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had forever changed the way we all thought about them.
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with something I thought he'd really enjoy,
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mainly because, and see if you can follow this,
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and thanks for playing along with that hideous suit, Ted.
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I knew it!
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You're out when I say you're out!
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She's getting closer.
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Some people get angry.
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on my knees, praying to the gods for help.
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Honestly, I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything,
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you have to bring any drugs you have at home so you're not tempted.
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I'm gonna find Dr Barbie and I'm going to rub it in her face.
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How dare you steal our dog?
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Aired 13 years ago - Mar 08, 2007

When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred Heart staff try to cheer him up, while the Janitor is having a fish problem.

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For example, Dr Beardface, Dr Mickhead, Colonel Doctor,
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And me? Well, I'm funny because I commit.
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Holy Hell, are my new boxers made of wool?
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I took my college girlfriend, Stacy Blue, to see that on our first date.
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I looked, no balloons. You know what? I'm tired of this story.
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She fell asleep in the pool?
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Hello?
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Who else worked on that case?
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Could you hold this?
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It'll throw me off my game.
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He is low on MS Contin.
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our relations tonight for the first time since Izzy was born.
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This is how I remember it.
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Then you said, "Chill out, dawg.
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and she said, "Hey, we should have a water-balloon fight!"
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Then you came in and said, "Hey, guys. "
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What the hell?
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I'm gonna smash it.
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Baby, I had a big old lunch, now I got the downtown pushdowns.
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I changed his picture.
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"Why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome. "
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Yes, sir! In fact, wait up,
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The Army is his life.
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I must have mixed up my prescriptions and taken too many of one.
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I'm not in a bad place,
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But not to worry,
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since you guys aren't that truthful with each other?
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I once tried to kill myself.
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I'm not even sure why I did it.
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I was all into poetry back then, you know,
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If you're still not sure why you tried to off yourself,
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That story informs this one,
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I got hit in the head by four oars as our school's rowing team passed by
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Come on, fight it, man, think about something else.
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what it's like to feel this hopeless in your life.
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That's right, and my baby being happy
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How're you doing? The name's Roger Dorsey.
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And she said, "It's over, Turk.
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are coated in the toddler vomit I told you to clean up earlier.
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Never mind the fact that we've been busting our asses
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So, no, Brian, no. You don't owe anything to yourself, but
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Hand cramp!
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Ray-Ray, I started a...
Aired 13 years ago - Mar 01, 2007

A memory loss patient is the peg for a look back on the last seasons of Scrubs, when the Sacred Heart crew looks back at their memorable moments.

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 22, 2007

J.D. develops a crush on a new physical therapist but due to his latest misfortunes, he finds it difficult to ask her out. Elliot asks Keith to move in with her, but is not willing to budge on her home rules. Turk breaks his arm and is sent back to residency by Dr. Kelso. Thanks to Dr. Cox, he realizes that he doesn't know as much about medicine as he thought. MORE -LESS

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There is not a doctor in the world
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how does one apply for paid disability leave?
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So, you're saying I'm going to be a medical attending for a month?
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Cool, a new black resident!
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Kidding, no she didn't. That's... That's awkward.
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- Right? - Man, why don't you just ask her out?
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Do you know what I caught him doing in bed,
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Look, the point is, it's an adjustment. Get ready for some arguing.
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your ass is gonna burn.
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Does she live upstairs from you?
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Hell, after surgery, if there's the slightest medical issue,
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He's got this strange power.
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Hey! Looks like I caught you admiring the old facial hair, huh?
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It starts out patchy, then it gloriously erupts, you'll see.
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Physical therapy is too hard. I'm getting nowhere.
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You mean her stuff. She wouldn't let me put up my stuff.
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Yeah, I don't see what's insane about not wanting spiders
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you fricking fricky-frick?
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...I thought about the deals we sometimes make.
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Make a deal there, Gandhi. I will stop mocking you
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Now, Dr Cox, there's gotta be something I can do to help.
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Seriously, dude, stop doing that. That's my thing.
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Every God-awful year Enid's wheelchair rusts in the salt water,
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I'm gonna help you study tonight and for every right answer that you get,
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- A potassium level under 3.5. - Right! And here comes your reward!
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I want you to repeat after me, I think for myself.
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Hello. It's a little noisy, Keith.
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I told Brian I was taking Anne to the Poconos, now he wants pictures.
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Excuse me, coming through.
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It's obvious the patient is septic. I'd treat him with an activated protein C.
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- And what would that cause? - His death!
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Why is it that when it comes to relationships,
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I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date.
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Well, just no? Do you wanna elaborate on the "no"?
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 15, 2007

A Croatian Doctor comes to Sacred Heart, only to find out that he has to redo his Internship there. J.D. shows symptoms of 'Vasovagal Syncope', a condition that causes fainting and blackouts. Turk and Elliot argue over whose turn it is to take care of him, whilst Carla tries out her new excuse "I have a baby" and the Janitor takes a vacation.

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all the other neighbours Donna's barren.
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Hiya! My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores.
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And what did the patient do, Doctor?
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Oh, indeed it was. But you know what wasn't?
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Sorry there, Bobbo, but I'm gonna go ahead and tell the truth
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Anyway, Todd and Ted are gonna get 20 bucks from me to tape you
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Okay, I've been taking care of J.D. all week. It's now up to one of you guys.
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and emotional spirals.
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- I thought we were carrying them. - Put 'em on!
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- There ain't no rules in bedpan racing. - Frick!
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You have a small bowel obstruction. Basically, the shrapnel in your stomach
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A guy had a bad reaction to anaesthesia,
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You can "ooth" all you want, but I'm not gonna BS Brian.
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And then one day I found out that he was sleeping with his students,
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You know what else sucks about my life?
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He pooped in our house!
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What the hell is "TheToddTime. com"?
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Are you kidding me?
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J.D., I know when you're tipsy. You always get super handsy.
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Welcome to Sports Talk.
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I guess you should have followed my advice, vice, vice.
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Officer, we both know you're not gonna haul me in for that.
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- That's hardcore, man. - Why'd he hang up his pants?
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"Scooting under the influence"? Are you crazy?
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The daughter's gonna make it, but the mom died.
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Is it possible I've misdiagnosed this malady?
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and ask if he has hope, what am I supposed to say, "No"?
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I'd tell him, "Damn skippy, it's gonna be hard. " Gandhi,
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This is half an ibuprofen. It is the perfect dose for your pea-sized brain.
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Dr Dorian? I promised the Janitor I'd show you this e-mail.
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Yesterday, we took over the ship. Captured a bunch of people
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Hey, thinking about you, hope everything's going as well for you.
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There you are. You gotta help pull J.D. out of this spiral.
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But just answer me this one question. After six long years,
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That guy is such a meathead. I always thought you surgeons were
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Still don't know what I'm sayin'? I was an average student.
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Aired 13 years ago - Feb 08, 2007

After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.

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He can't possibly make this my fault, right?
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You know, you are one special lady, Carla.
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If you keep letting Gandhi do whatever he pleases whenever he pleases,
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As soon as I change out of these clothes, I'm out of here!
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- Where's Chocolate Bear? - Getting to know his daughter.
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Do you guys know where I could find a giant carwash?
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Oh, like there's a chance I meant you.
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and play him like your little bitch-boy.
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What's with all these kimonos?
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Don't touch the kimonos. Those are for Dr Kelso's various masseuses.
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Jordan, the boy already lip-synchs into your tampons.
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Carla, darling, everything's fine with the baby, fine with... Hey, what's that?
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Excuse me, my mother sleeps with men. I've seen it!
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- What are you doing here? - I'll tell you what I wasn't doing here.
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"Uh-oh"? Don't say, "Uh-oh. "
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He's fine. Let's get going.
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Oh, I think he popped it back into joint.
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I admire his spirit, and if he says we must continue onward,
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Next stop, Kim-town.
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Four aces, I win!
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Fine, but I want to be in there.
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and you just gave my baby to Rochelle, the only nurse to get kicked out of
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Gandhi, you'd damn sure want somebody in there
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Keith, wake up, sweetie. We're here.
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Good luck.
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Enid asked me to get her tickets to see Al Green for her birthday.
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Plan B. Also, lucky for you, Enid has gone blind from glaucoma.
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Jordan, I love you.
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I like to show some form of emotion.
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that no kid who has surgery before it's even born
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Your baby's gonna be fine.
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- She? - Yeah, Daddy.
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And now it's gone. I kind of miss it.
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Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself.
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 01, 2007

The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran. The soldier's stay sparks a political debate among staff members.

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I love making that sound. Buzz. Dr Reid.
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Carla's gone another week. We need a substitute head nurse.
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Skiddle-a-dee, skiddle-a-doo.
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Hey, there, young fella. How the heck are you? Bob Kelso here.
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Bob Kelso, write it down, damn it!
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I accidentally left a couple chunks of my skull in Baghdad.
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Here's an inconvenient truth for you, nobody cares.
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Poor kid. His head's blown off, and all for nothing.
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Kill you.
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Keep it real.
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Really? Point to Iraq.
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And... Whoa, this is a picture of my unit.
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It's important to remember the good men that you served with.
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He probably doesn't regret that at all.
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Neat. Everyone's already sitting on the appropriate side.
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Oh, my God! Elliot, you're one of them, aren't you?
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Elliot... Me, too.
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Hot dog! 2: 15, time to vamoose.
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Slaggy, if you want to get people's attention,
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Get Respiratory for a blood gas and set up for a lumbar puncture!
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They need a leader, Bob. Give them one.
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Well, you got what you asked for, Bob. They don't need you.
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That explains it. Hey, thanks for checking in on me.
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That's how you get people around here to listen to you, Bob.
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I just got to the point where President Bush
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We are working. You see, even though we all currently
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And I can help out Dr Cox,
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I'm just tired of staring at that. Goodbye.
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What did you think it would be like?
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Jumbo latte for Dr Reid, with the employee discount.
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"'I enjoy laughing at poor people,' Elliot Reid, April, 2006."
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Typical lame liberal tactic, taking something out of context in order to
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And FYI, don't lean over him, he's handsy.
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Listen, could you go down to housekeeping and maybe send up
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Girl, just humour him. He'll be out of here eventually.
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some pretty heated arguments amongst the staff.
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 18, 2007

A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical. Carla can't decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he can't move into her new house with her.

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One more thing that I should mention If what I've heard is true
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'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear, it's in your butt
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Do you have a haemorrhoid Or is it rectal cancer?
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- Everything comes down to poo - Everything comes down to poo
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Just be a man and eat some bran And drop the kids off at the pool
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If there's no breeze Light a match please
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Come on, baby. See you!
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So, Carla, when will you be back?
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- We're going to miss you, Carla - We're going to miss you, Carla
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How we ever Going to get along without you?
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And, oh, my God, stop telling me When you have nerdy sex
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Each and every day
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You're a pain on every day Of every month of every year
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Or I swear to God I'll shut it soon
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Then why don't you just tell Turk that you want to go back to work?
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I'm sure you must be scared Not knowing what this test will bring
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But at least she'll accept That she's medically fine
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- But you'll have to face the future - You'll have to face the future
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Look at the temporal lobe.
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How can I tell him?
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Let's face the facts about me and you A love unspecified
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'Cause this bear Can't bear the world's disdain
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And he tenderly replies
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You know I'll stick by you For the rest of my life
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- But in a totally manly way - Let's go
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I'll be there to share the highs
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- Between two - Between two
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Then why'd you tell J.D. Our baby's Blaxican?
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Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have A brother who's a huge jerk-off
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How long before we met Was I in medicine?
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And there's no room for things like Birthdays or ethnicities
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I say, "Si" Which is "yes" in Dominican
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- J.D., I'm 29. - I'm playing with you.
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I'll always be there for you
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A hypodermic needle And a latex tourniquet
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Assuming I'd have time
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 11, 2007

Elliot begins enjoying luxuries since she has extra money with her new private practice gig. But eventually, J.D. becomes jealous of her and that forbids him the use of these privileges. Dr. Cox and the Janitor become roommates in one of the hospital suites, while Turk tries to convince Carla that she has postpartum depression and that she needs help. MORE -LESS

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You're giving orders to me?
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Fine, I don't want to go home, anyway.
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on a food run to satiate one of her insane cravings.
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- And this is just the weepies? - Just the weepies, baby.
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What are they going to tell us that we don't already know?
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"Seven-Car Pileup" would be a good name for a rock band.
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Laverne, if I accidentally backed my car over Barbie
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- I mean, for the love of God! - He'll have to call you back.
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Having trouble feeding your baby? Say hello to your lactation specialists.
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during the day and then freak him out by guessing the exact number.
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- What? - I specifically told you
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Look, Barbie, what you're missing here is that you're private practise now.
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She's still not eating. None of this stuff is working.
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an alternate route.
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We're the Turks! What? We're the Turks!
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Could you say that a little bit louder?
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We're the Turks! What? We're the Turks!
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Hey, Mocha Cub.
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- about what I said yesterday, and... - I'm not mad.
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Okay, resist smelling that coconut goodness
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Why don't you go try them on?
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because I can't care for my own child.
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Well, Elliot's not here, Keith. What are you going to do about it?
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And thanks a lot because the one hour that Kim and I had to actually talk,
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- Dr Cox, I need your help. - Not now, Gandhi.
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Fine, who?
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so now you have to watch me?
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This back and forth between you and I is just going to get worse and worse.
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Right, that would roughly be what I'm referring to.
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Look, there really is only one way to end this so that we both come out alive.
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Oh, that's a good career move.
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 04, 2007

Dr. Cox feels like the TV character House when he has to solve several mysteries, one of them being Elliot's anger towards Dr. Kelso, while for some reason she is taking it out on Turk. J.D. tries to be a better boyfriend to Kim.

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every Sunday. Or, better yet,
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Hey, there's that baby you stole.
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And phone sex is out of the question, because I'm a righty when I talk on
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Turkleton. I need a word.
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If you're interested...
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Oh, yeah, I know. But mine
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Why? I'll still be working here.
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Whether to your boss or to a kind-hearted John
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1-800-CATS-R-LAME?
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Hey, I got you something. It's a star.
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and the fact I graduated high school in 1990.
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I can't get her out of here, and she listens to you, so I was thinking...
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Whether it's reading the paper or shaving the sideburns off
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Well, unfortunately for you, the Reid family has actually been
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Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli
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Lollipop
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there aren't mysteries. Like why a healthy woman's heart is failing.
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Or why a friend is mad at you instead of the guy being the jerk.
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They want me there tonight. Can you believe it?
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Oh, yeah. Her kidneys are failing.
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I mean, there's got to be some reason you're always such a D-bag, right?
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Turk, I just need a break from the baby.
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Hello, Stacy, Rebecca, Larry.
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You kids throw that word around so much
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Here's Dr Cox. He's one of my colleagues
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I see by your chart here that you are...
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- You don't have to take that job. - You're not rich.
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- You're an idiot, J.D. - Am I, Kim?
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Look, it's only four months. It's really good for my career.
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I also buy and sell feet. So, any way you want to go, I got you covered.
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- Why are you so pissy with us? - Why is Sarah dying?
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Ah, yes, the huddled masses. Carla, I see you're trying one of
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and tomatoes turn you red, what colour would he most likely turn
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Yes, but even though that horny old raisin is acting like an ass,
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Dear God, Barbie, we get the point.
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Takosobu Cardiomyopathy, also known as "Broken Heart Syndrome,"
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is what caused her heart failure.
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She's going to need a lot more counselling, but we'll get her there.
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Aired 13 years ago - Dec 14, 2006

J.D. and Kim are surprised of how much they have in common. Recently giving birth, Carla doesn't want to return to work. Meanwhile, Elliot tries to persuade Dr. Turner, a surgeon with thirty years of experience, that medicine is the better option to work with and that surgery could kill him.

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So, what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change
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with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer?
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"Who are you and what have you done with Turk?"
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I get her first because we're best friends.
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Look, come on, it is a human life. I'll focus. Give it to me. Right here.
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I heard suckling.
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We are disgusting.
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Blondie, he is private practise.
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Stop filling your children's heads with nonsense.
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We're gonna be all right.
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Now you want free medical advice?
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Elliot Reid, I was telling you about. Give her a wave. Attaboy. So...
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- Don't you mean 25 milligrams? - There, see?
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All right, relax. You're fine. Just ice it when you get home.
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- Do I smell blue? - Just added the dye.
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All right, let's see your disgusting rash.
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Blueberries taste fresh.
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I have a non-fat latte with room for schnapps for Janitor?
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It's a threat to them. They tear your eyes out.
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Aren't we sharing fantastic lies
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I don't care if we had extra coffee money left over,
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"Never underestimate those around you for they may betray you. "
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this is the gentleman who ordered the surgery.
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Turk, I need you and I need you now.
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My breasts are so sore. I wish I could just give you formula.
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and think about all the things I'll miss about being a doctor.
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I hope it wasn't the Corn Dog Guy. They never got along.
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a banana nut muffin and hold the spit, please.
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Trust me, Brown Bear, you don't want this hanging over your head.
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Well, I don't see you giving the money back to Cotton Candy Man.
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and I'm not giving it back and there's nothing you can do to make me.
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Say, how about a Corinne Bailey Rae CD?
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I'm gonna be right, but he's gonna die. It'll be a hollow victory.
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and now you're worried about your hand?
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Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 49
Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 50

J.D. and Kim start contemplating about their future and their baby's future. Meanwhile, Turk rushes Carla to the hospital after she goes into labor. And Jordan accuses Dr. Cox of not being a more defensive father towards Jack.

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 30, 2006

J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father and Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Meanwhile, Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless, while the Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.