S6 E13
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Season 6  "My Scrubs"  6x13

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 15, 2007

J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 1
You two are my guardian angels.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
I gotta tell you, you look... Well, darn it all, you look great today.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
leaving me up all night with your melanoma patient,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
Hey, can you believe who the new drug counsellor is?
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
Hey, drug addicts!
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
Like bumper stickers.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
that can't have babies with folks that don't want babies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
My bad. I was hanging out with J.D. and Rowdy,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
I'm telling you, sir, a lifeless ghost dog
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
Now, why in the hell are we paying this much money for scrubs?
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
I didn't let him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
So, anyway, I've been an addict since I was 14.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
at least not enthusiastically, I... I got clean.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
It's haired, half-white, half-Inuit Janitor, and this is the real Rowdy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
in exchange for Stephen, an exact replica.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
who's waited two long years until he needed something from you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
Also, I want you to teach me to salsa dance.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
I knew this one migrant worker from our orchard, Ramon.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
The point is, people can change and you know it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
incidentally, is my least favourite device on television.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
but he actually just helped to prove my point.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
You're gonna lose the dead tissue,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
we're removing your foot and plan to eat it tonight
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
I may have killed you, but I think I was upset about it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
You brought this on yourselves, you thieving bastards.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
The key to the salsa is passion.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
for your "nothing ever changes" rant
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
had forever changed the way we all thought about them.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
with something I thought he'd really enjoy,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
mainly because, and see if you can follow this,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
and thanks for playing along with that hideous suit, Ted.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
I knew it!
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
You're out when I say you're out!
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
She's getting closer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
Some people get angry.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
on my knees, praying to the gods for help.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
Honestly, I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything,
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
you have to bring any drugs you have at home so you're not tempted.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
I'm gonna find Dr Barbie and I'm going to rub it in her face.
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
How dare you steal our dog?
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 51

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Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
I gotta tell you, you look... Well, darn it all, you look great today.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
leaving me up all night with your melanoma patient,
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4 #4 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
Hey, can you believe who the new drug counsellor is?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
Hey, drug addicts!
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
Like bumper stickers.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
that can't have babies with folks that don't want babies.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
My bad. I was hanging out with J.D. and Rowdy,
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10 #10 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
I'm telling you, sir, a lifeless ghost dog
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
Now, why in the hell are we paying this much money for scrubs?
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
I didn't let him.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
So, anyway, I've been an addict since I was 14.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
at least not enthusiastically, I... I got clean.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17 #17 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
It's haired, half-white, half-Inuit Janitor, and this is the real Rowdy.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
in exchange for Stephen, an exact replica.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
who's waited two long years until he needed something from you?
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
Also, I want you to teach me to salsa dance.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22 #22 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
I knew this one migrant worker from our orchard, Ramon.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
The point is, people can change and you know it.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
incidentally, is my least favourite device on television.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
but he actually just helped to prove my point.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
You're gonna lose the dead tissue,
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
we're removing your foot and plan to eat it tonight
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
I may have killed you, but I think I was upset about it.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31 #31 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
You brought this on yourselves, you thieving bastards.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
The key to the salsa is passion.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
for your "nothing ever changes" rant
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
had forever changed the way we all thought about them.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
with something I thought he'd really enjoy,
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
mainly because, and see if you can follow this,
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
and thanks for playing along with that hideous suit, Ted.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
I knew it!
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
You're out when I say you're out!
#40
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She's getting closer.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
Some people get angry.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
on my knees, praying to the gods for help.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45 #45 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
Honestly, I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
you have to bring any drugs you have at home so you're not tempted.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
I'm gonna find Dr Barbie and I'm going to rub it in her face.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
How dare you steal our dog?
#50
Recap of Scrubs Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 51 #51