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Season 4

Aired 14 years ago - May 10, 2005

With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship. Jordan is hired to handle some paperwork for Kelso, which annoys Cox. Elliot has a job interview at a different hospital thanks to her boyfriend Jake.

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I found an apartment. I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
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Let's say my mom.
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I can't believe you two have lived together for 12 years.
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So you took a fallback job cos you were afraid to go for it?
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She thinks you have the body of a foetus.
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and defrosted our dinner with your sweaty hands for a joke?
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The professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled
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I have passion for the work you're doing.
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other than that you treat your wife like a dog,
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the shop all day, telling him just exactly what colour is in this season,
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I can't seem to get away from her,
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she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride
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If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV,
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Hooch is crazy.
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If you reel it back a bit, I'll get somebody to cover for me tonight,
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Make tonight count cos you'll never be as cool as you were
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Come on, Elliot. He's always telling you what to do.
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- What's up? - I have a headache.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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Nothing.
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Or don't.
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- That seat's taken, arse-face. - By who?
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I'm gonna take one of your fingers.
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The fact that Elliot jumps so high whenever you tell her to
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I'm stuck until laundry day.
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Well, clue me in, stud. That was Creepy Carl. He runs an upskirt website.
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Oh, yeah, Ted. I moved the file cabinet.
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You don't know. It's OK. See you at home.
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he's been on an IV drip for 36 hours.
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to admit they've been insensitive.
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Sure, he did tell me to come up here and talk to you,
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Really?
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Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless, chemically-enhanced battle-ax
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Why do I have to say I'm sorry?
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...you've always sort of validated me.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 26, 2005

Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake. Dr. Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego and Dr. Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the motorized cart.

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Mr Blake, down in bed three, came in here with what seemed like
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Oh, my God, it was me!
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There was the intern who originally misdiagnosed the patient.
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and put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need.
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Not until people start chanting my name,
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Me. Me. Me.
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You've known him more than ten minutes.
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You're half a glass of wine away from nuding up and doing your go-to move.
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I'll check back with you after I look in on a few other patients.
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Hey, now, great work back there, Gandhi.
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You know what the difference between us is?
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...unlike you, I got into medicine to help people,
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I don't have time to be dealing with your little sex pickle.
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Why you handsome son of a gun!
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The one thing that I'm proud of is that these floors are so clean
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Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you what happened at the taco stand.
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Wow, Body Heat's a sexy movie, huh?
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I've given them names!
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OK, that's it! That's it! I can't take this anymore! That's it!
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I am so proud of you. Well struck.
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- He does have glaucoma. - I should've been told!
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I am going to go ahead and make an unnecessarily showy,
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if I wasn't so turned on.
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- Bye. - Bye.
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- I just came back to get my keys. - This is so awkward.
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How do you like my new floor waxer?
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And it's no good to hide it from me cos I got keys to everything.
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Oh, my God. It is a completely useless organ.
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Plus, you're in a bonus situation.
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- You can't make me. - Unfortunately,
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I'm going to, and believe me, when I am on top, eyes closed and screaming,
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Capable. I'm not sure I want the surgery.
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with a man who has such an attachment to his gallbladder
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Sorry, I'm not that guy anymore.
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I didn't want to ruin it by sleeping with you too fast.
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Here, tell me you like my shirt.
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There's no difference, and Buster meant the world to me.
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- I want you so bad right now. - Cool.
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You paged in the middle of a busy day. Better be important.
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Come on. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 19, 2005

Turk won't open up at couples therapy. Elliot refuses Dr. Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital. J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman. The Janitor accidently lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.

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I'm going kayaking with friends in New Zealand.
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Don't worry. You're in good hands with Dr Dorian.
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I'm just kidding. I love old people.
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Well, I got a flight to catch.
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No, Carla, men don't love that.
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listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
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Actually, I've noticed that.
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- Let's take a break. - OK.
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I told Betty her lungs had given out,
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"As comfortable as possible."
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Look, is there anyone you'd like to talk this over with?
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and for some reason feels like she's connected with you.
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Vesa-vegal syncopy is mediated by the autonomic nervous system.
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Elliot, my neighbour fainted too.
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Better get you back to the food court.
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You're stuck on shapes, and square head's almost here!
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Make love with your lady in front of some old dude filming you?
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Our therapist says I'm the type who pretends everything's OK,
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Let's try it again. I'll see you later, buddy. Bye.
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Hey, how's it going in here, you two?
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well, it became pretty obvious that Betty had already made a decision.
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He didn't hide because he was afraid to admit someone was right.
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He wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for his secret weapon...
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I'm a lawyer. I'm suing you.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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I don't get real cards until I win a case.
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Yes! It finally worked! What are the odds?
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This is the most painful thing I've done,
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See the problem with trying to appeal to its human side?
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Damn it! I knew that.
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I didn't. Your friend Turkleton did.
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Did you break up Turner and Hooch?
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Just get out of here.
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"Betty's in a coma." I'm gonna talk to Dennis.
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But I'm already ignoring him. How do I ignore him more?
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You would not believe the day I'm having.
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All the live ones get a good look, they start toeing that line.
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Son, look around.
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I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just said it happened.
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Anyway, I knew what I had to do.
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You've been brushing up on New England.
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No, you don't. You want me to embarrass myself to laugh at me.
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Get back here! I'm sorry!
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but she told me what she wanted, and I'm gonna honour that.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 12, 2005

J.D. and Carla get the silent treatment from Turk, who can't seem to control his emotions, after learning about their kiss. Dr. Cox reluctantly seeks the help of Elliot, when an epileptic patient won't listen to him. The Janitor feels emasculated by his new uniform. Jordan trys Botox.

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I can't use lip balm. I end up eating it.
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It was an accidental lip bump, like, "Oops."
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I don't understand why you're butting in on my patient
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Now that her medication's no longer controlling her seizures,
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I just couldn't understand how a married person could slip up like that.
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no more girl-on-girl kissing demonstrations.
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Happy ending, though. Lefty caught up in college.
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I know all about what it's like to be a teenage girl.
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Brain space.
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I think you separated my shoulder. The pain is excruciating.
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- Whatever. You got somethin' here. - What?
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cos you're not taking your medication. If this continues, you'll be dead.
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The point is, stop wasting everybody's time and grow up.
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- You want fries? - You said you were OK!
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she was buffing the nightstand, and she just kept on buffin'.
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I'm tellin' you, dude, she was all over me like ants on candy.
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I was hoping you'd be able to give me the answer to that one right about now.
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I guess I've probably seen Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,
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because you know so much about teenage girls.
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Fine. But I have three rules. One, when we're in the room, you say nothing.
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Oh, God, this is gonna kill me.
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It's not cursed. It's simply psychology.
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The least you can do is show up and support me.
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I got three words for ya. Sucks to be... Adding a fourth... you.
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- Thanks, Roland. One day I'll get it. - I doubt it.
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And then, for some reason, I thought about the circus.
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You don't have to talk to me. Just wave if you're gonna give me a ride home.
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Anyway, Judy Keenan told me that she would also cut her hair off.
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I'm so tired of everyone telling me what to do.
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- Thank you. - Great.
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It's cold.
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And if you still need someone to blame, why don't you try blaming yourself?
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 05, 2005

When Carla and J.D. go out to let Carla have some fun, they get drunk and end up accidentally kissing. Dr. Cox gets the hammer dropped by Jordan, when Jack has to get stitches under Perry's watch. Elliot has trouble with a male patient, who has taken enhancement pills.

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Turk, with everything that's happened, I'm just having trouble trusting you.
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Sorry about your hogs, fellas. Enjoy the free espressos.
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Jordan's never going to see these stitches.
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Get this. He doesn't have erectile dysfunction. Why take those drugs?
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Everyone, would you go ahead and close your eyes for a second?
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Ted, everyone stopped!
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- I need you to go in. - No way.
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Jack was getting nutty, having some fun. See, I even let him put one on me.
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What about the time he brained himself?
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I won! I won an argument. Jack, it's unprecedented.
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Good, you both looked.
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It's so nice to get out.
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J.D., I know what you're trying to do and it's very sweet,
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Look at my girl. Right back up on the monkey bars,
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OK, here we go. What are we doing? Come here, you. You come here, you.
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Look crazy.
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Well, Mr Gerst, your situation doesn't seem to be reversing itself,
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Turns out she just meant having breakfast with her family.
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- You know you want to. - I'm fine.
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I can let go of the couch if I so choose.
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There are many things we can't control, no matter how strong we might be...
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... or a janitor who has it in for you.
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Oh, thank you for helping me have some fun tonight.
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- Good night. - Good night.
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There's nothing like the rays of the morning sun
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I remember my one lip being on top of your lip,
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Don't worry, ladies, I've closed the window.
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The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles.
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Flip? What does "flip" mean, Perry?
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...puts him in a little baby trapeze,
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Here I have you wearing a duck's bill. Get it?
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Give yourself some credit. You were worse than everyone else.
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I broke up with my German mistress. She smells like sauerkraut.
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- Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday. - It's Wednesday.
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I can't breathe. I'm trapped in a death coffin.
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Yeah, sure... Really?
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I feel like I understand now how Turk could have let stuff like that happen.
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Can I just give him a little squeeze?
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visiting a sickie and she ran her hands all over his sickie face.
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- Jordan! - It's just Carl.
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I freak out over staph infections, blood disease,
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No, I'm in the hospital because I... They think I have avian flu.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 29, 2005

Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

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I gotta get somewhere stat!
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and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.
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But I'm here to heal, not judge. I'm gonna write you some prescriptions.
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Have a great day. You look like a purse.
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tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means.
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No matter how long, we'll get through this.
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- Guys, it's so on. - Awesome.
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when I heard the name Hooch.
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She thinks she's exempt from the rule.
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Not anymore.
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without your mini TV and your feet up.
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Don't you mean my doctor's great-great-great-great-grandfather?
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- Yeah, Turk? - Sorry, man.
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but I'm so drunk right now, I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch.
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OK. You know, I was sceptical, but it's been nice reminiscing about my mom.
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Hadn't heard that one.
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What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcers, mostly because of your weight.
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Yes. Now this condition is not that rare.
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- She Googled your ass. - I'm not interested in street lingo.
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I always felt we did the right thing.
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Damn it, young lady, let me in! This is my hospital!
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Especially if you know your best friend is at brunch saving his marriage.
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Still, I needed Elliot's help, so I decided to break the ice first.
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Well, no more. Say "hooch" again, it will be the last thing you ever say.
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He wanted to fix it.
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I'm sorry about last night. I explained you overslept.
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You made it up here without passing out or vomiting.
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and considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks,
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It was nice hearing my mom's voice again.
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- When did she die? - When I was 11.
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Holy frick!
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I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream.
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That's how easy marriage should be.
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When the hell did patients stop respecting us?
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Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots.
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and I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt.
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Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob.
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If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays,
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- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.
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I got you pegged, sweetheart.
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And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 01, 2005

J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who just returned from Milwaukee. Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend. The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.

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Bye. How you doing, J. J?
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Even though she did the fake "forget my name" thing, she's here for me.
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Get away from my doctor!
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Give him a break. It's his wife.
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Dude, what the hell?
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I was just friends once with a Vietnamese girl.
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Burn down her apartment.
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She was a tree person, remember?
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So you seeing anyone?
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- you and Kylie haven't slept together. - Who?
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She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.
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That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
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I lost my hair in eighth grade.
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- I don't know what that is. - It's kind of my thing.
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Four stories and not a scratch. What are you made of?
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Ladies, this is a hospital, not the Junior League. Let's break it up.
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Sweat would be dripping off our naked bodies.
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- J.D., are you there? - You should come.
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They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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I made a bet with Dr Cox that you would go out with me.
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- Hey, J.D. - Try that cake I was telling you about.
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- then nothing would get between us. - Going out?
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and triathletes come in and drop dead at 20.
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I'm gonna paint your Porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby.
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Calls from an ex would drive me nuts.
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I gotta go to dinner anyway.
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Look, I don't care if I seem crazy. Please stop talking to your ex.
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so I let my roommate think we were dating for three months.
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I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp.
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If people aren't getting to know you, they're missing out.
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He actually tricked you into a date.
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She ate lunch with me until the residents made fun of her.
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But just pretending for today somehow
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I was thinking about how patient you've been, how right things feel.
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that I could have had sex with, but it was easy to blow her off.
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 22, 2005

J.D. is thrown out of the apartment. Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive. Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.

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Look, I am not going to let this weekend become about who's a bigger man.
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so I had my assistant drive my rental car from the airport.
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All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.
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I've always had your back, you always had mine.
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And don't worry about John Dorian because I may be poor in pocket,
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Kylie, I hear you. But trust me, this week is not going to be about sex.
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It is great to see you, I'll tell you that.
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- You've forgotten already. - No.
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I'll have her pop in her "going out" teeth, you can see if there's a spark.
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Count it.
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Jack is going to kick Nathan's ass at playing.
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Did it on the couch. Did it in the kitchen.
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Well, what do we do now?
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Usually when J.D. Gets off work, we gossip about hospital stuff.
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Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
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No problem.
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Ron's in the bathroom diapering his kid. When he gets out, it's playtime.
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Earn Daddy's love on three. 1, 2, 3, earn Daddy's love.
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how about the building blocks that Jack very rarely ever even touches?
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Can't we do something else?
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All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!
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The colour coordination, the... the symmetry.
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Nathan doesn't make eye contact, barely speaks, freaks out when you cuddle him.
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Exactly.
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as doctors to tell someone if there is a problem.
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so I think it's important we figure out a way to spend some alone time with him.
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- We should ask him back. - Baby, no.
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Suit yourself.
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- I don't think so, buddy. - Listen, crash in my garage.
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- Damn it. I've become predictable. - I'm out.
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It'll be nice to have a buffer between me and my mom.
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- Yeah. - No. He moved out.
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No, not at all. You're great with him, fantastic with him.
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- Newbie, I've got this one covered. - You two are interracial best buddies.
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- Who the hell is Turk? - I should go.
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Sometimes the worst thing is getting exactly what you want.
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Baby?
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This should not have been removed.
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Thanks, Kylie. I can just sleep on the couch.
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Well, Dr Dorian, are you going to join me?
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I don't want to come home. It took me a month to get here from the couch.
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What's up?
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This is... this is unbelievable.
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You know what, why don't you just get the hell out of here?
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 15, 2005

When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers," he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely. Back in reality, Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat. MORE -LESS

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Barbie, if it's of any consolation, it looks slightly better on you.
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monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
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because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits.
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- No. - OK, then, Mr James, you're free to...
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This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult.
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If J. D and Kylie can make time for that appointment kiss once a day,
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Your credit card statement would beg to differ.
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Well?
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Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso.
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Where is that bastard? Kelso!
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I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs,
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Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone.
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I lost over 230 pounds so far.
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The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional.
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- How long have you had that cough? - Oh, a couple months now.
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Next to him is Mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident.
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Just tell me who the last person hired was, please?
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Mr James, I'm not quite sure how to say this,
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We couldn't even make it one day.
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J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon.
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It's mopping time.
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No. This is my new sweater mop.
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Get it done.
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unless you want to count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player
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We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific.
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Newbie! I almost forgot about you.
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Yeah, he's really good at not finding five seconds to kiss his wife.
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A balloon ride, lunch by the beach and my first carnival.
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Hey, I'm wondering, what's the story with steel wool?
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Look, I... Start laughing or I start unplugging machines.
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Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production
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Wait, wait. There's one more contestant.
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 08, 2005

J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug. MORE -LESS

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Though I could smell face cake in the air, it was about to get worse.
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You were going to take me back to the underpass!
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Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie.
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Could be SARS.
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Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down
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OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law.
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and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons.
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I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
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- He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah.
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I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital.
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- So, what first, doctor? - Well, you need a chart.
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Wait for me, Per-Per!
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We're short. He needs his bedsores redressed.
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It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
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- Not here. Not here. Not here. - Danni!
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I don't see any signs.
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- Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tapped!
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You know, I feel like you guys just use me for my money.
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It was as if our first date got others talking about some of theirs.
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I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out...
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- It had anchovies. - And pineapples.
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I heard the pain in my best friend's voice, and felt how little I cared.
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You know, James lied all the time, and I don't know...
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I don't deserve this.
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- And you lied to me. - No!
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but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
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...I bet you're tempted to break open that face cake
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You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear.
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Shake.
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That's peculiar.
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I race motorcycles.
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Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal.
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Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you.
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Wow, he is really out.
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and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too.
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- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift super push-up bra.
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I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys.
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after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets.
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 01, 2005

J.D. has a crush on a girl, who he met at a club, and he's torn about telling her, that her boyfriend has gonorrhea. Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball game's score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."

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He's just excited
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Hey, J. D! This is my boyfriend James.
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My God, look at those beautiful eyes.
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You don't want to lose this hottie! She is a slamming hottie, and you...
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The dentist then says, "If you think you're a moth,
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why are you in a dentist's office?" I forgot the punch line.
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braces and such," and the moth says,
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The light. It was the light, James. Moths love light.
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for instance when you're walking Kylie to the apartment that you share?
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Using patient histories to your advantage is an old doctor trick.
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I took a special interest in this case.
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Do you believe that guy?
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All the best. Ooh! Let it happen.
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OK. Is there some special way to get a black girl to like you?
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and I am not going to just wait for Mr Cheng to die.
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It's done. It's parasites one, person zero,
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from Monroeville, Pennsylvania.
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Every year, the med students get me with a practical joke.
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Here's the key to Kelso's office.
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so why don't you just go work your shift and use my VCR to tape the game?
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- You... - What happened to your eye?
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The soup kitchen where you volunteer called... You played at Seton Hall?
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Sweetie, you are drinking the coffee from the doctors' lounge.
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We should probably get you fixed up
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has ever made made it through a shift without saying, "Oh, my God!
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Go, go, go, go! Chop, chop!
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Thank you, thank you!
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You did not just compare cheating
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Yes, there is.
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I sure do hope Mr Cheng rallies for you
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- so that I can breathe underwater? - No.
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I should've brought my laptop. I could've gotten so much work done.
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Did you know only 17°% of people
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Would you like to play a game of hangman?
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I just did an exchange transfusion on my malaria patient in there,
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Elliot's patient waking up was a clear sign.
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Just give me a second. I need to talk to Elliot, and then I gotta clock out.
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I don't like people disagreeing with me.
Aired 15 years ago - Jan 25, 2005

A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest.

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Now, go back to your room.
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I used the last of it to make our party ice.
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You mean an Irish brother or an Irish brother?
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Only taking the piss outta ya. Billy Callahan.
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No? OK.
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you were giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight.
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Where have you been for the last few days?
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Perhaps you're not really Irish.
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Oh, no, man, we're just living together. Not like living together.
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It's less tearing and more folding. Gently folding.
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You never know what life will put in your lap when you open your arms.
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Don't even sweat it. It's Elliot. She's desperate.
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I turned your office into my pyjama closet.
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And why are you limping?
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and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.
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Why are you waving? You're married.
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to know that this wave is known
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He's not me brother. I only met the fella last night, God bless him.
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I'll see you at home.
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If you're not his brother, who are you?
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It was an accident. He threw the first punch.
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I mean, like my partner, not like my partner.
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Then me mate Danny peed on me head.
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Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla.
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Should we call the cops on this guy?
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All right, fine, let's call the cops.
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you tend to talk to everyone except them.
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It's not my fault my family had an orchard.
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Perry, believe me when I say I'm proud to welcome you
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I'm sorry, my son is taking... is taking ballet?
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This is the payback, huh?
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You have one day to come up with another gorgeous Irishman.
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Bonnie means pretty.
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When did we stop being best friends?
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All right.
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- What the hell happened to you? - I got them to reverse the vasectomy.
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and by yelling at the football players on my TV screen.
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I don't need to know when you beat up a woman in the park
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But I'm a guy sitting in front of you here
Aired 15 years ago - Jan 18, 2005

Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

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OK. He's stable.
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Scared Lonnie again.
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Whoever this is, you're not gonna believe what just happened.
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That guy that crashed this morning is doing great.
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If it's the slowest doctor in the hospital, then,
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Elliot, if you need help, just ask Dr Diagnosis.
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Because if we all work hard, together, I can get a big ass flat screen.
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Don't think that when you go blind I'm gonna go get you no seeing-eye dog.
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Maybe Ms Kasuba has a perinephric abscess.
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Somebody probably knocked them over.
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- What else do we know about her? - You know what, J. D? I've got to run.
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...weight for the jealous... weight jealous champ.
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There's a serious problem with not getting to know our patients.
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Laverne, if you care, you'll go the extra mile, like my husband. Turk?
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What'd I do?
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Milady.
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For the last time, I'm not gonna call you "The Hammer."
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See? When I clap my hands at the same time, it looks totally real.
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Acute intermittent porphyria!
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She what?
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just in case my wife asks, and she probably will,
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Stupid Janitor.
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Well, then, nice job, Nancy.
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Elliot diagnosed Mrs Kasuba, not me.
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Hey, as soon as I step foot in this hospital, I'm all business.
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If you could just help me with these train wreck codes.
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between your legs and go ask her for help.
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Cos this is my life and I don't think it's funny.
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Uh-oh, bro. There she is.
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I feel like I made you feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah, yeah. And I don't think it's going too far to say
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- Damn! - J.D., it's OK. It's good practice.
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I don't know what to do when everything goes wrong at once.
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It's just you're a little smug.
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- why you're being an unbelievable jerk. - You're supposed to struggle, not me.
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Ever since I got this thing, I've been joking around about it,
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That's what they call us in all the diabetic chat rooms.
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It's OK to be afraid. I am.
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For me.
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Hibbleton, whatever that means, on three.
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Aired 15 years ago - Dec 07, 2004

When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-med students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all remember their best memories in the medical field. Meanwhile, Elliot is forced to face her fear of children, when she must befriend a ten year old boy, whose father is being treated in the I.C.U. MORE -LESS

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Know what'd be neat? If you took a second
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Nothing sadder than a young guy checking into the hospital on the holidays.
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Hey! You brought Tyler a new ice-cream cone.
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Hold that thought, Newbie. One, two, three, four.
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For God's sakes. Take a look around, would you?
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But since I'm not in the mood
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Well, it turns out he's just young enough to die.
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Ponies!
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Which is when a vessel ruptures, and then blood pours into the...
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Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr Milligan doesn't have insurance.
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so you have to sell it with your eyes.
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- So I said, "I can't do it on my own." - Excuse me, sir.
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but it's Christmas, so... What do you say?
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So... what do you wanna be when you grow up?
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for their production of the Nutcracker.
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Sure! So, what are you doing this weekend, Laverne?
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- Thanks, Carla. - You're welcome, Doctor.
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When he came in, Mr Milligan said he and his son'd been wrestling.
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Anytime a doctor disrespects me, I respond with a little note.
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I don't need you checking on me every five seconds.
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- I'm sorry, what? - Kelso said no insurance.
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- What?! - I'm a kite!
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Great catch there, Carla.
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Time!
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Turns out Mr Milligan has a ruptured spleen.
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It's pretty impossible to feel focused or detached
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...designing and sewing of uniforms.
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- Is this really Bob Kelso? - Yes, this is really Bob Kelso!
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This closet here. And the one on the second floor.
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In school, they never teach you how to deal with death...
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They're not, actually, very big on that.
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Come here. Here you go.
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Suffice to say that it turns out, at first,
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The point is that Newbie is my drunk baby.
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- You wanna know what I think? - No.
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- Carla... - Don't say anything,
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 23, 2004

J.D. takes matters into his own hands, when searching for a relative for his favorite patient. Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with coworkers not taking her serious and discovers, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla and Jordan.

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Eventually, someone's gonna miss me, Jerry.
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was an air-traffic controller at a small private airport.
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Tower, this is Flight 117. We've lost an engine.
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We lost 'em.
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- Then jump out and go, "That's me!" - But wouldn't it be funnier
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I found his son, I found his son
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Don't get me wrong. Outside the hospital,
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Sweetie, you won't have to do that.
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even though you know it never will.
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I'm 68.
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First and last time I saw them, by the way.
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I can't keep my kidney guy's son from leaving.
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These are my favourite scrubs.
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You got cake. They guy said they didn't have any.
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You have issues with your father you're projecting onto me,
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Make the flesh and blood argument in a different way.
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Elliot, did you talk Franklyn into doing your patient's urinalysis before mine?
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Elliot did a tongue-dance in Franklyn's ear
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Oh, I'll just be a sec.
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If that's the way female doctors here behave,
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you're gonna wanna share with your new pal.
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before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!
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Well, Dr Kelso, I'm just gonna tell him.
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Now, how we gonna fix this thing?
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Come on. I'm really asking for your help.
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You've been great as usual.
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What an odd-sized explosion.
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You would?
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And, of course, Christopher the human honeycomb.
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- I'm not falling for that crap again. - This is real. Mickey's not here.
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He's not my dad. He's my fake dad, which means what my fake cousin
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I mean, there were the occasional missed baseball games.
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You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice
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Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?
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- but there were other signs. - Of course.
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Elliot! What are you doing here?
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and now he thinks you're this despicable floozy-ho excuse for a doctor.
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- That is not helpful, Turkelton. - I was covered in bees!
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I need you to reconsider blonde doctor, and I'm gonna tell you why.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 16, 2004

With the case against Turk on his mind, J.D. attempts to end it with Neena, but she won't take "no" for an answer and keeps him wrapped around her finger. Carla tries her own way of persuading Mr. Corman to drop the lawsuit. Elliot sets out to prove she isn't the doctor she was four years ago and doesn't need to rely on anyone anymore.

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One time we went to Aspen.
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just like you told me last night, or I will do it for you.
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- Plus, you already had sex with her. - Four and a half times.
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That's disturbing in, like, eight different ways.
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I get the second she speaks.
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- Believe me, you're better off. - I agree.
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Well, it's a very serious disease, and I don't like you.
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and I clearly wasn't asking a question, Neena.
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unless the next three words out of your mouth
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So, what's the word? Is this guy any good?
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I live in a tiny apartment with my husband, his best friend,
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What could get into this man's head, baby? Huh?
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First of all, thank you. Secondly, I tried to be reasonable.
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- Sit down. - I won't. I'm leaving.
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God help me, I do.
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He also said for you to stop paying off orderlies to sneak you cheeseburgers.
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I love this guy.
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Life is pointless, Gandhi,
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And you reminded him that people are basically good?
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to ruin his innocence.
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and maybe you could tell him what it's like.
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people don't want your help.
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Let's sit down and talk about this.
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Hold on, Turk. Haven't you ever heard of keeping your enemies closer?
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Dr Elliot Reid.
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...why do you want everybody here to be as miserable as you?
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but come on, we're definitely not the ones that you want to be mad at.
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My talk with Carla gave me the courage to take a stand.
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A man has to have his limits.
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Your brother's... Has he actually told your family...
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and it annoys the hell out of him,
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But in tennis,
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by putting a permanent black mark on his medical record
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Neena. Word?
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The thing about strong women,
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- What?! - And by the way,
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 09, 2004

J.D. is approached by a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.

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J.D., big news. Guess what my new cell phone number spells.
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- She's not here. - The best thing that's happened!
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No, wait. There's more.
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We don't foresee any big problems.
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I have a few questions about my father.
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Syncopy in severe LV systolic dysfunction is a risk of arrhythmia.
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should go wrong with this elective procedure,
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Like I said... rooms.
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This is a very common hand size. Gotta go.
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Carla, when I became chief resident, I wrote a pledge to myself.
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I'm not sure if I'm supposed to give this to someone
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Mr Korman, a nurse said this was a full-on emergency.
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- How many visits is this? - Twenty-seven.
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Just a patient's scared daughter.
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It's OK, Doug.
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Get outta here! Get out!
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Can you hop a tall fence? I'm behind on my dues.
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and there's no way I'd ever give you my cell phone number,
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You're sweet.
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Still, right then, I decided something.
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It's nice to have the right answer to a tough question.
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Oh, Priscilla, you are so busted.
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Oh, no. He's not the loneliest guy. That's the loneliest guy. Watch this.
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thrown your ankles up, and thanked whatever God you pray to
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You leave.
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We seem to be in a bit of a loop, so I'll step over and talk to this one.
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This is a hospital. He should have his shirt on.
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How do you flunk eighth grade gym?
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Cal Turk here. We don't sell insurance.
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So she's nearby.
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When faced with a decision, sometimes you need to be alone with your thoughts.
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How do I get my patient to stop stalking me?
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The guy's a pain in the ass, but I can't do that to him.
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You act like I've never dated.
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I cannot figure out how this guy died.
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Dissected left main during a cardiac catheterisation.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 26, 2004

When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.

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After the fire marshal closed down the bar,
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And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch
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I hope it doesn't bother you.
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Dude, just because it's good on salad doesn't mean it's good on your lips.
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Howdy, partner. Name's Denise Lemon. Looks like we got a little ambu-date.
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- I got something caught up there. - No problem. I got it.
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Elliot, once you're even, you can't just go back to being not even.
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Ándale, Juan!
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- Know what I'm saying? - You're saying you don't.
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When we started school, the first day, he cried, the second day, I cried,
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There she is. Thanks, Juan.
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My emotional journey began at five, when I walked in on my parents having sex
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I'm obsessive, I'm insecure, and I am so afraid of intimacy
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Perry! I was telling Jordan about that sneezing attack I had this morning.
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- I just came up with that band thing. - Get out of town!
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- He's two, and he can't talk yet. - You should get him baseball cards.
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Gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum!
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- I sent them to the dry cleaners. - Oh, Doug!
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with a beautiful woman, but I have no way
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Let's get this show on the road!
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Can you hear me now?
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Tid, tid, tid, tid, tid, tid, tid, tid.
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Any guy'd kill to have sex with Molly. Hell, I'd kill to have sex with Molly.
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He took it.
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You spent too much time crouching in that tree.
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Look, enough with the squawk box, all right?
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Oh, Per, I think I'm hurt.
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she's leaving for the airport in ten minutes.
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If you come in, you have to take your shoes off.
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Or is it the greatest moment of your life?
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Denise, that's not very likely, and here's why:
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Aired 15 years ago - Oct 19, 2004

When J.D. finds Dan with Elliot, Turk tells him to use the hurt brother excuse to get them to break up, just like Turk uses his diabetes to get stuff from Carla. But then J.D. realizes he wasn't hurt at all... Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Clock.

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 12, 2004

When Dan resurfaces, J.D. is shocked to learn his father has passed away. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person, Dr. Cox, who he wanted to be there for him is too busy with J.D.'s patients. Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.

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No, that was the old Dan. Look at me. This is new Dan.
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but what say we start by docking your pay for the cost of this monstrosity?
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You sure?
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Love Connection was never cancelled. It's just not on TV anymore.
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I've dropped a few pounds. I don't know. I think I got the flu, baby.
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Not in front of the devil woman.
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I'm up!
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- I gotta go to work. - OK, little brother.
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Now, if you don't sign these papers, this hospital will discharge you,
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- What's your point? - Nothin'.
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... or a big gesture from someone you've never met.
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- Which is? - Yeah, unfortunately,
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I hate Dr Kim.
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I have this patient, constantly tired, always peeing, losing weight.
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Devil woman gave me diabetes.
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I took all his patients
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But at that moment, it all hit me.
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It can be your mind...
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Oh, it's the flu, like I said.
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You know what sucks? I thought you were gonna come through for me.
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Outstanding! You're walkin' away like a pissy little ingrate. I mean, bravo!
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Barbie, you've met me before. Yes?
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I'm considering taking that hit.
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The last few days, I'm beginning to feel the old noodle
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Hey, Wonderbra.
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Do you want to remain seated?
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- Newbie, don't shove me. - Oh, really? Why not?
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You want me to kick his ass?
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- Oh, God. Who died? - No. It's for Turk.
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I haven't told her yet.
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You can tell me anything.
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If Uncle Bertie died, someone's gonna have to go on a beer run.
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It's Captain Bubblebeard.
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and he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist
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we can make it at least halfway to one legitimate adult.
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I want to apologise to you for that whole "devil woman" thing.
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Hip replacement.
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See, that was before Carla.
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Dan? You were out with him? I thought you dissolved.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 28, 2004

Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly doesn't have a perfect home life. J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns. Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.

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- Hi, Dr Kelso. - Dr Reid.
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Mike's got a curved peep.
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Wet floor.
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I've noticed your leadership skills are... How can I put this delicately?
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Slap yourself very hard in the face then leave.
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Smurfaration, smurfaration, smurf.
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That's fine. You know what, baby? Since you're up, I was wondering...
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If I didn't love her, I'd spread rumours that she's bulimic.
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- and accidentally run into your dad? - Kind of.
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...l'm just gonna act confident, and they're gonna believe I'm confident.
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I realised she wasn't just my friend.
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You guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors.
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Blue boobies.
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I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep.
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adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school
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and I have heard every tired, recycled putdown you have in you.
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I'm feeling so good today
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Sorry I'm late. I was singing, and I fell.
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ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair!
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I once had a threesome, and not the cool kind.
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- Oh, my God! Is he OK? - I've been better.
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He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
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Am I too much of a wimp?
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Unfortunately, I closed the door on the creep
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It's gonna be OK, sweetie.
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- OK, what should I do? - Make out with him. He's such a catch.
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- You had a bedtime when you were 17? - Not every night.
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that Mike gets a little handsy when he's on the painkillers?
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Perry, I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier I wish I'd said,
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Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up.
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Turk, would you pour me a cup of decaf, please?
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Starts with coffee. Next thing you know,
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You know, it took me a hell of a lot to shake off
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or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate
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and this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before,
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Stick with me here, Barbie. The point is that if you've found somebody
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Newbie, I need to talk to you.
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And from now on, if you have a problem with me,
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It was worth it.
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Aired 15 years ago - Sep 21, 2004

J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him. Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patient's promise to attend drug rehab. Carla loses Rowdy and she and the Janitor go looking for him.

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You were on a racetrack, Mrs Carter.
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Then he's just a Nutter Butter.
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Your sign doesn't say "live dog groomer."
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- Occasional glass of wine with dinner. - And any drug use?
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- Do you smoke cigarettes? - No way.
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- Not just someone. Dr Da Man. - Who's Dr Da Man?
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- If you think it's the right thing. - I do. Dr Cox!
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It's really not a question of "if". It's a question of "when".
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- Maybe I'll have flapjacks. - They don't have those.
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But no, dear, you didn't kill any of us.
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- Yeah? Who told you that? - The wind.
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How come?
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There were never any squirrels.
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Long time recovering heroin addict. Bulldog. That's what it was.
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on someone who's gonna destroy it with drugs.
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- But I haven't. I know you haven't. - Hell, yeah, I have.
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Mrs Kahn, my second year.
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Then later that third day...
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I'll tell you what. I'll go with you for moral support.
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Obviously higher-ups.
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See? We all end up leaning on certain clichés when making major decisions.
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Those of you who have met him, like Ted, can attest to this.
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I'm here as a friend. I think you should ask Ted again.
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Of course, sometimes, friends will surprise you.
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Why? Because you betrayed me? Betrayer.
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No, Molly, it's 3.00. You're still on stupid Greenland time.
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I heard Mr Daniels isn't getting his pericardiocentesis. Since when?
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What are the odds? Stay vague.
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Mr Daniels, we have rethought things and decided you should have that procedure.
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Rowdy? No! You shouldn't go home.
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Where? Where am I gonna find a dead, stuffed yellow lab?
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I just needed to know where the line was.
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Fellas, I'd like you all to meet Kyle.
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Well, I guess I was a little more persuasive than I thought.
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Absolutely. Not a problem. I'm real good at rehab.
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- Congratulations. - Thank you.
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I hope I'm wrong, and I hope he stays clean. Let's not make this personal.
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Eyebrows? Like that's gonna make you...
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Besides, I had bigger problems. I had to do Mr Daniels'procedure.
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- She died? - Three days ago of endocarditis.
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Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail. Steven's only 46 on a good day.
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I'm not sure it's the healthiest habit in the world.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 14, 2004

Dr. Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems. J.D. has problems of his own as he can't shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him, while Elliot keeps the Chief Resident tag. Elsewhere, Turk begins to doubt his abilities after letting a patient die and isn't helped, when he finds out J.D. has no confidence in him either. Dr. Cox and Molly spar about her involvement in his patients. MORE -LESS

Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
- You know it. - That's cold.
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Miss Myers is ready to have her bandages removed now.
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but with reconstructive facial surgery on top of that?
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That was good.
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You know what? I've got a son,
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- So, what's his wife like? - So scary.
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Since Elliot and I are both chief residents,
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Just because I lured her away from her boyfriend and dumped her
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Damn it! You are quick.
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So I can't pronounce it. Try and be a little more sensitive, OK?
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the duodenal jejunostomy instead of the Todd?
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What? The little guy's in leg braces.
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- Holy cow. - What do you think?
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So I'm supposed to pay for your Botox the rest of my life?
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Look, Attila, there's no way I'm gonna listen
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Would Co-chief Dorian please report to the ICU?
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I told him they were shooting a Sacred Heart calendar.
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Damn it, now I'm saying it.
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I think she's a little upset she doesn't look the way she used to.
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When I get in there, because I'm a good shrink,
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Hi, sweetie. I'm in a tunnel.
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I know I had a big nose and droopy eyes,
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We're both chief residents. Isn't that right, Dr Reid?
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Obviously, for your ex-wife, just the illusion of hair is important.
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Look, if I ever want your advice on one of my patients,
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Kielbasa. Yes!
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It can be scary to stick your neck out for a friend.
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- What do you mean she died? - JD, I did everything I could.
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What do you think Todd would have done that I didn't?
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Oh, my God! That's your "the Todd would have pulled his own heart out" look!
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I'm taking Jack and staying at my mother's a few months.
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Molly sent her down to surgery.
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Did you just sew your gown into the patient? Yeah, you did.
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Hey, you fixed him! Come on, buddy.
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and mine's made out to the co-chief resident,
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but I have more important things to do.
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No, I'm mad because of that surgery today.
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Carla, do you have any powder?
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That is great kielbasa, but you can't really screw up kielbasa, can you?
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you should go back to the way it was when you were happy.
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It's like, "Look at poor Elliot going home alone."
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The point is, it was nice being the one chief resident for a while.
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by the American Bar Association,
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 07, 2004

Dr. Clock tries to reconcile J.D. and Eliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long bouts of conflict of their own. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient. MORE -LESS

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What a jerk.
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I am a professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.
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Hit the water!
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Actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.
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I'm going to do a study about conflict resolution between hospital personnel,
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I never get to give good news.
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You should've seen him. He was so happy he started dancing in his bed.
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Molly helped me fill out my chief resident application,
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I decided not to share it with Elliot.
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Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.
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Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though.
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You said you told him.
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He's starting to look like the break-out character,
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- Baby, I'm not hungry now. - Eat it.
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- Very funny. - So not joking.
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No, no, I totally understand. Come on. You did what you had to do.
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with 10,000 "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards?
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and as useful in medical situations as an un-potty-trained labradoodle,
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What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life. Walk with me.
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What you need to do is give each other tons of space. Here's your office.
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I take issue with that.
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Of course you did.
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Conflict is everywhere,
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I guess the only thing to do when you're in the middle of it
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I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk.
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- Johnny. - Of course not.
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Thanks, JD. First pick.
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Website's on the back.
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Uh-huh.
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So why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrives?
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Leon's trained to retrieve things.
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That's it! I want everybody to get out who is not an expert on light bulbs.
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Not so fast. You're working with me, tall man.
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OK, she's gone.
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Carla, Todd has something he wants to say to you.
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You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
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You kind of harmonised on that. That was cool.
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Dammit!
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I did, and I finally got one, and, you, you stole it, man.
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Holy cow. You realise if we could get a tight clamp around the bulb...
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Inflate it...
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Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine.
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I have a rich uncle who'd do anything for me,
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is that when someone's in trouble, all the pettiness melts away.
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but she likes to be the person who tells everybody what to do.
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...and tell Carla that you did well.
Aired 15 years ago - Aug 31, 2004

The new Dr. Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny." But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.

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Here it is. Watch it. Oh! Duck and move.
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Secondly, I can't get out of these chairs she got. Am I using it right?
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Don't look at me. It just fell. Please, please, please, please?
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It felt special to me, and I had a hunch it meant a lot to one other person.
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that I care as little about as our last week together.
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Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much,
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Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. How dare he?
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So is JD going to be there tonight?
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Elliot, we'll do something later this week, the two of us.
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It's strange feeling alone when a month ago, I was part of this tight group.
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When you get back from surgery, Mrs Grodberg,
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The most amazing thing happened.
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Mr Radford, if you keep turning down therapy, you'll never get out of bed.
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Haunting.
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You were having some trouble motivating your patient.
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Why, Marishka? Why insist on bothering me with these things?
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Borrow me? Dear heart, you'd be rescuing me.
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You're setting the bar low on that one there.
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Fantastic. It's too good.
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Elliot, you're overreacting. We're not some kind of gang, OK?
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Also, I had to draw upon my medical experience to get Mr Radford out of bed.
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I know you're new, but that's my patient's chart, and no one touches it.
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Here comes the magic. He always gives me goose bumps.
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That's what I will be doing.
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I'm glad your surgery went OK and you have your A game. I don't care who wins.
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Go home and get in bed. I'm betting your friend Mr Radford's already in his.
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I didn't have plans last night, so I went to bed at 8.00 and woke up at 4.00,
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I am not depressed, sir! In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today!
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"Oh, shut up!"
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I'm sure I can expect an appropriate response. Shoot me in the neck.
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This is kind of cool. Maybe we can be friends.
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Excuse me, doctor. I dropped a nickel in that therapy whirlpool.
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Why did you kick my scooter?
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No, I get it. You're feeling lonely. You're feeling rejected.
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Why is everybody saying that?
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That, my friends, is Mr Radford getting out of bed.
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Behavioural modification can be brought about through classic conditioning.
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I'll tell you something else. Dr Cox is a textbook, closed-off alpha male.
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It's burning. It's like fire.
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It doesn't seem like you're doing that. You gave away my clock, sold my chairs,
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Do you want me to rub ointment on them?
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Look at that. I knew I smelled that odd combination of fear and baby powder.