S4 E20
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Season 4  "My Boss' Free Haircut"  4x20

Aired 15 years ago - Mar 29, 2005

Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 1
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I gotta get somewhere stat!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 3
and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 4
But I'm here to heal, not judge. I'm gonna write you some prescriptions.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 5
Have a great day. You look like a purse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 6
tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 7
No matter how long, we'll get through this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 8
- Guys, it's so on. - Awesome.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 9
when I heard the name Hooch.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 11
She thinks she's exempt from the rule.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 13
Not anymore.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 14
without your mini TV and your feet up.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 15
Don't you mean my doctor's great-great-great-great-grandfather?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 16
- Yeah, Turk? - Sorry, man.
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but I'm so drunk right now, I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 19
OK. You know, I was sceptical, but it's been nice reminiscing about my mom.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 20
Hadn't heard that one.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 21
What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcers, mostly because of your weight.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 22
Yes. Now this condition is not that rare.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 23
- She Googled your ass. - I'm not interested in street lingo.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 24
I always felt we did the right thing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 25
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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 27
Damn it, young lady, let me in! This is my hospital!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 28
Especially if you know your best friend is at brunch saving his marriage.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 29
Still, I needed Elliot's help, so I decided to break the ice first.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 30
Well, no more. Say "hooch" again, it will be the last thing you ever say.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 31
He wanted to fix it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 32
I'm sorry about last night. I explained you overslept.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 33
You made it up here without passing out or vomiting.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 35
and considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 36
It was nice hearing my mom's voice again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 37
- When did she die? - When I was 11.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 38
Holy frick!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 39
I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 40
That's how easy marriage should be.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 41
When the hell did patients stop respecting us?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 42
Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 43
and I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 45
Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 46
If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 47
- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 49
I got you pegged, sweetheart.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 50
And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.

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I gotta get somewhere stat!
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 3
and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 4
But I'm here to heal, not judge. I'm gonna write you some prescriptions.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 5
Have a great day. You look like a purse.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 6
tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 7
No matter how long, we'll get through this.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 8
- Guys, it's so on. - Awesome.
#8
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when I heard the name Hooch.
#9
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She thinks she's exempt from the rule.
#11
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Not anymore.
#13
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without your mini TV and your feet up.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 15
Don't you mean my doctor's great-great-great-great-grandfather?
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 16
- Yeah, Turk? - Sorry, man.
#16
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but I'm so drunk right now, I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch.
#18
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OK. You know, I was sceptical, but it's been nice reminiscing about my mom.
#19
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Hadn't heard that one.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 21
What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcers, mostly because of your weight.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 22
Yes. Now this condition is not that rare.
#22
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- She Googled your ass. - I'm not interested in street lingo.
#23
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I always felt we did the right thing.
#24
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Damn it, young lady, let me in! This is my hospital!
#27
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Especially if you know your best friend is at brunch saving his marriage.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 29
Still, I needed Elliot's help, so I decided to break the ice first.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 30
Well, no more. Say "hooch" again, it will be the last thing you ever say.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 31
He wanted to fix it.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 32
I'm sorry about last night. I explained you overslept.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 33
You made it up here without passing out or vomiting.
#33
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and considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks,
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 36
It was nice hearing my mom's voice again.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 37
- When did she die? - When I was 11.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 38
Holy frick!
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 39
I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 40
That's how easy marriage should be.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 41
When the hell did patients stop respecting us?
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 42
Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 43
and I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 44 #44 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 45
Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 46
If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 (S04E20) - 47
- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.
#47
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I got you pegged, sweetheart.
#49
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And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.
#50