S4 E23
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Season 4  "My Faith in Humanity"  4x23

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 19, 2005

Turk won't open up at couples therapy. Elliot refuses Dr. Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital. J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman. The Janitor accidently lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 1
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 2
I'm going kayaking with friends in New Zealand.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 3
Don't worry. You're in good hands with Dr Dorian.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 4
I'm just kidding. I love old people.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 5
Well, I got a flight to catch.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 6
No, Carla, men don't love that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 7
listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 9
Actually, I've noticed that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 11
- Let's take a break. - OK.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 12
I told Betty her lungs had given out,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 13
"As comfortable as possible."
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 14
Look, is there anyone you'd like to talk this over with?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 15
and for some reason feels like she's connected with you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 16
Vesa-vegal syncopy is mediated by the autonomic nervous system.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 17
Elliot, my neighbour fainted too.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 18
Better get you back to the food court.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 19
You're stuck on shapes, and square head's almost here!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 20
Make love with your lady in front of some old dude filming you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 21
Our therapist says I'm the type who pretends everything's OK,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 22
Let's try it again. I'll see you later, buddy. Bye.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 23
Hey, how's it going in here, you two?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 24
well, it became pretty obvious that Betty had already made a decision.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 25
He didn't hide because he was afraid to admit someone was right.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 26
He wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for his secret weapon...
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 27
I'm a lawyer. I'm suing you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 28
I can't believe this is happening.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 29
I don't get real cards until I win a case.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 30
Yes! It finally worked! What are the odds?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 31
This is the most painful thing I've done,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 33
See the problem with trying to appeal to its human side?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 34
Damn it! I knew that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 35
I didn't. Your friend Turkleton did.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 36
Did you break up Turner and Hooch?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 37
Just get out of here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 38
"Betty's in a coma." I'm gonna talk to Dennis.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 39
But I'm already ignoring him. How do I ignore him more?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 40
You would not believe the day I'm having.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 41
All the live ones get a good look, they start toeing that line.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 43
Son, look around.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 44
I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just said it happened.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 45
Anyway, I knew what I had to do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 46
You've been brushing up on New England.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 47
No, you don't. You want me to embarrass myself to laugh at me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 49
Get back here! I'm sorry!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 50
but she told me what she wanted, and I'm gonna honour that.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 2
I'm going kayaking with friends in New Zealand.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 3
Don't worry. You're in good hands with Dr Dorian.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 4
I'm just kidding. I love old people.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 5
Well, I got a flight to catch.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 6
No, Carla, men don't love that.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 7
listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 8 #8 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 9
Actually, I've noticed that.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 10 #10 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 11
- Let's take a break. - OK.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 12
I told Betty her lungs had given out,
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 13
"As comfortable as possible."
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 14
Look, is there anyone you'd like to talk this over with?
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 15
and for some reason feels like she's connected with you.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 16
Vesa-vegal syncopy is mediated by the autonomic nervous system.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 17
Elliot, my neighbour fainted too.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 18
Better get you back to the food court.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 19
You're stuck on shapes, and square head's almost here!
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 20
Make love with your lady in front of some old dude filming you?
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 21
Our therapist says I'm the type who pretends everything's OK,
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 22
Let's try it again. I'll see you later, buddy. Bye.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 23
Hey, how's it going in here, you two?
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 24
well, it became pretty obvious that Betty had already made a decision.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 25
He didn't hide because he was afraid to admit someone was right.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 26
He wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for his secret weapon...
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 27
I'm a lawyer. I'm suing you.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 28
I can't believe this is happening.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 29
I don't get real cards until I win a case.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 30
Yes! It finally worked! What are the odds?
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 31
This is the most painful thing I've done,
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 32 #32 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 33
See the problem with trying to appeal to its human side?
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 34
Damn it! I knew that.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 35
I didn't. Your friend Turkleton did.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 36
Did you break up Turner and Hooch?
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 37
Just get out of here.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 38
"Betty's in a coma." I'm gonna talk to Dennis.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 39
But I'm already ignoring him. How do I ignore him more?
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 40
You would not believe the day I'm having.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 41
All the live ones get a good look, they start toeing that line.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 42 #42 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 43
Son, look around.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 44
I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just said it happened.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 45
Anyway, I knew what I had to do.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 46
You've been brushing up on New England.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 47
No, you don't. You want me to embarrass myself to laugh at me.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 49
Get back here! I'm sorry!
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 50
but she told me what she wanted, and I'm gonna honour that.
#50