S4 E17
Status
Ended
Network
NBC
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Season 4  "My Life in Four Cameras"  4x17

Aired 15 years ago - Feb 15, 2005

When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers," he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely. Back in reality, Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 1
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Barbie, if it's of any consolation, it looks slightly better on you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 3
monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 4
because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 5
- No. - OK, then, Mr James, you're free to...
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 6
This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 7
If J. D and Kylie can make time for that appointment kiss once a day,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 8
Your credit card statement would beg to differ.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 9
Well?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 10
Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 11
Where is that bastard? Kelso!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 12
I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 15
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Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 17
I lost over 230 pounds so far.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 19
The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 20
- How long have you had that cough? - Oh, a couple months now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 22
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Next to him is Mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 24
Just tell me who the last person hired was, please?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 26
Mr James, I'm not quite sure how to say this,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 27
We couldn't even make it one day.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 29
J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 30
like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 32
It's mopping time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 33
No. This is my new sweater mop.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 36
Get it done.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 39
unless you want to count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 40
We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 41
Newbie! I almost forgot about you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 42
Yeah, he's really good at not finding five seconds to kiss his wife.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 44
A balloon ride, lunch by the beach and my first carnival.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 47
Hey, I'm wondering, what's the story with steel wool?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 48
Look, I... Start laughing or I start unplugging machines.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 49
Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 50
Wait, wait. There's one more contestant.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 2
Barbie, if it's of any consolation, it looks slightly better on you.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 3
monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 4
because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 5
- No. - OK, then, Mr James, you're free to...
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 6
This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 7
If J. D and Kylie can make time for that appointment kiss once a day,
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 8
Your credit card statement would beg to differ.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 9
Well?
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 10
Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 11
Where is that bastard? Kelso!
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 12
I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs,
#12
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Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone.
#16
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I lost over 230 pounds so far.
#17
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The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional.
#19
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- How long have you had that cough? - Oh, a couple months now.
#20
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Next to him is Mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident.
#23
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Just tell me who the last person hired was, please?
#24
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Mr James, I'm not quite sure how to say this,
#26
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We couldn't even make it one day.
#27
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J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
#29
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like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon.
#30
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It's mopping time.
#32
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No. This is my new sweater mop.
#33
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Get it done.
#36
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unless you want to count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player
#39
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We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 41
Newbie! I almost forgot about you.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 42
Yeah, he's really good at not finding five seconds to kiss his wife.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 44
A balloon ride, lunch by the beach and my first carnival.
#44
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Hey, I'm wondering, what's the story with steel wool?
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 48
Look, I... Start laughing or I start unplugging machines.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 49
Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 50
Wait, wait. There's one more contestant.
#50