S4 E16
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Season 4  "My Quarantine"  4x16

Aired 15 years ago - Feb 08, 2005

J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 1
Though I could smell face cake in the air, it was about to get worse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
You were going to take me back to the underpass!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
Could be SARS.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
- He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
- So, what first, doctor? - Well, you need a chart.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
Wait for me, Per-Per!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
We're short. He needs his bedsores redressed.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
- Not here. Not here. Not here. - Danni!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
I don't see any signs.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
- Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tapped!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
You know, I feel like you guys just use me for my money.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
It was as if our first date got others talking about some of theirs.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out...
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
- It had anchovies. - And pineapples.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
I heard the pain in my best friend's voice, and felt how little I cared.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
You know, James lied all the time, and I don't know...
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
I don't deserve this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
- And you lied to me. - No!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
...I bet you're tempted to break open that face cake
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
Shake.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
That's peculiar.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
I race motorcycles.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
Wow, he is really out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift super push-up bra.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 50
after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
You were going to take me back to the underpass!
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie.
#3
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Could be SARS.
#5
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Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
- He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
- So, what first, doctor? - Well, you need a chart.
#14
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Wait for me, Per-Per!
#16
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We're short. He needs his bedsores redressed.
#17
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It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
#19
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- Not here. Not here. Not here. - Danni!
#22
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I don't see any signs.
#24
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- Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tapped!
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
You know, I feel like you guys just use me for my money.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
It was as if our first date got others talking about some of theirs.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out...
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
- It had anchovies. - And pineapples.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
I heard the pain in my best friend's voice, and felt how little I cared.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
You know, James lied all the time, and I don't know...
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
I don't deserve this.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
- And you lied to me. - No!
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
...I bet you're tempted to break open that face cake
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
Shake.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
That's peculiar.
#39
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I race motorcycles.
#40
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Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal.
#42
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Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you.
#43
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Wow, he is really out.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift super push-up bra.
#47
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I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys.
#49
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after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets.
#50