S4 E11
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Season 4  "My Unicorn"  4x11

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 23, 2004

J.D. takes matters into his own hands, when searching for a relative for his favorite patient. Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with coworkers not taking her serious and discovers, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla and Jordan.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 1
Eventually, someone's gonna miss me, Jerry.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 2
was an air-traffic controller at a small private airport.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 3
Tower, this is Flight 117. We've lost an engine.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 4
We lost 'em.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 5
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- Then jump out and go, "That's me!" - But wouldn't it be funnier
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I found his son, I found his son
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Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 11
Don't get me wrong. Outside the hospital,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 12
Sweetie, you won't have to do that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 13
even though you know it never will.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 15
I'm 68.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 16
First and last time I saw them, by the way.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 17
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I can't keep my kidney guy's son from leaving.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 19
These are my favourite scrubs.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 20
You got cake. They guy said they didn't have any.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 21
You have issues with your father you're projecting onto me,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 22
Make the flesh and blood argument in a different way.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 23
Elliot, did you talk Franklyn into doing your patient's urinalysis before mine?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 24
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 25
Elliot did a tongue-dance in Franklyn's ear
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 26
Oh, I'll just be a sec.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 27
If that's the way female doctors here behave,
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 28
you're gonna wanna share with your new pal.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 30
before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 31
Well, Dr Kelso, I'm just gonna tell him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 32
Now, how we gonna fix this thing?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 34
Come on. I'm really asking for your help.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 35
You've been great as usual.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 38
What an odd-sized explosion.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 39
You would?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 40
And, of course, Christopher the human honeycomb.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 41
- I'm not falling for that crap again. - This is real. Mickey's not here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 42
He's not my dad. He's my fake dad, which means what my fake cousin
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 43
I mean, there were the occasional missed baseball games.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 44
You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 45
Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 46
- but there were other signs. - Of course.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 47
Elliot! What are you doing here?
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 48
and now he thinks you're this despicable floozy-ho excuse for a doctor.
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 49
- That is not helpful, Turkelton. - I was covered in bees!
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 50
I need you to reconsider blonde doctor, and I'm gonna tell you why.

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was an air-traffic controller at a small private airport.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 3
Tower, this is Flight 117. We've lost an engine.
#3
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We lost 'em.
#4
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- Then jump out and go, "That's me!" - But wouldn't it be funnier
#7
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I found his son, I found his son
#8
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Don't get me wrong. Outside the hospital,
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 12
Sweetie, you won't have to do that.
#12
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even though you know it never will.
#13
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I'm 68.
#15
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First and last time I saw them, by the way.
#16
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I can't keep my kidney guy's son from leaving.
#18
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These are my favourite scrubs.
#19
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You got cake. They guy said they didn't have any.
#20
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You have issues with your father you're projecting onto me,
#21
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Make the flesh and blood argument in a different way.
#22
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Elliot, did you talk Franklyn into doing your patient's urinalysis before mine?
#23
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Elliot did a tongue-dance in Franklyn's ear
#25
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Oh, I'll just be a sec.
#26
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If that's the way female doctors here behave,
#27
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you're gonna wanna share with your new pal.
#28
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before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!
#30
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Well, Dr Kelso, I'm just gonna tell him.
#31
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Now, how we gonna fix this thing?
#32
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Come on. I'm really asking for your help.
#34
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You've been great as usual.
#35
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What an odd-sized explosion.
#38
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You would?
#39
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And, of course, Christopher the human honeycomb.
#40
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- I'm not falling for that crap again. - This is real. Mickey's not here.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 42
He's not my dad. He's my fake dad, which means what my fake cousin
#42
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I mean, there were the occasional missed baseball games.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 44
You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 45
Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?
#45
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- but there were other signs. - Of course.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 4 Episode 11 (S04E11) - 47
Elliot! What are you doing here?
#47
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and now he thinks you're this despicable floozy-ho excuse for a doctor.
#48
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- That is not helpful, Turkelton. - I was covered in bees!
#49
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I need you to reconsider blonde doctor, and I'm gonna tell you why.
#50