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Season 7

Aired 11 years ago - May 08, 2008

After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight. MORE -LESS

Aired 11 years ago - May 01, 2008

Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust. MORE -LESS

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 24, 2008

Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.

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Itasa Scrubs Team Presents
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At certain times in our lives, we all get introspective.
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What's that strange red puddle loosing towards us?
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I've always respected Kelso. He's got a though job.
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- For starters... - You know what? I don't honestly care one way or the other.
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Just show up at the hospital, with all the movers and shakers in support of Kelso,
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If that would have worked, it would have freaked you out. You'd loved it!
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- Hard to celebrate? - Yeah.
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That's terrific, because I'm so darn lost,
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Hey, if you really wanna be useful
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Yeah, quite a few colleagues got drummed out because they couldn't cope.
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A year later Seth actually did kill Millie.
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Look, Kelso's a pain in the ass. You know what I say:
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Uh-oh.
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It's a rite of passage for doctors.
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Turned out,
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Sometimes I look at this whole hospital
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We don't need Dr. Cox.
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through the desert of shame, to the oasis of hope.
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Oh, no! Mrs. Butler... Back in here.
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those 2 reminds me of a couple of dogs I had when I was a boy.
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Sir, my shift started 2 hours ago, I should really go.
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That's it!
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- In his faaaaaaaaace! - In his faaaaaaaaace!
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Now, I'm not scared of him, but that's because... I'm magic.
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Or how around here, once the ball starts rolling there's not much you can do to stop it.
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Oh, you already said that one, sir.
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You ask him, if I do that he'll say something mean over to hurt my feelings.
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Oh, look at that, he got you anyway.
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Stop saying mean things about me! I'm not even talking to you!
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And that was a lonely realization, son.
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keep him around longer and teach him how to manage his desease.
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if you wanna fusìdge the paperwork,
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he walks away victorious more often than not.
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Come on, Jordan, think. There's got to be a way.
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Then I googled "purple pee", and the internet gave me the answer.
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Even though I knew it was coming, eventually,
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Boone. Boone. My name is Boone.
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No.
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I'm afraid...
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What Mr. Mc Rae was saying is that the enemy you know
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 17, 2008

When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.

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It's not my fault that I'm being forced out of my job.
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Fine, but absolutely no singing or dancing along.
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You put that remote down or be prepared to wrestle.
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Unfortunately, you're going to have to get used to events like this.
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Check it out. We made the front page.
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- All right, they win. - Yeah.
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and seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell
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- You sure told him. - Thanks, Herpes.
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After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
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This is your new patient, John. What's your secret?
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Well, it's official. The Janitorial is a hit.
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I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see
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Are you calling me stupid?
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You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?
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I should warn you, I've killed a man.
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Sam, I want to be real clear about this.
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Cold hands. Should've told you.
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- He's a nice guy, isn't he? - He's incredible. What's your secret?
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I was reading your paper online while I was on the toilet and...
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"'I'm really just wishing people would give me a warm hug
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I won't tell anybody about the time you ate a cricket.
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and who won that fight?
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But, dude, that's my job. Remember?
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you're just teaching Sam to lie about who he really is.
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With my adrenaline flowing and my pride on the line,
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I sort of developed a foot fetish.
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You know, this reminds me of the time my cousin Greg got stuck at the airport.
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Stop. Stop. Stop it, please.
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Because his friend Ted wants him to know it's safe to come out.
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Oh, thank God. Turk will never beat me up in front of Carla.
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in front of the whole cafeteria.
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Baby, I haven't told J.D.
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I'll never be surprised by the ridiculous behaviour of men.
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Damn it! Never fantasise while running. You know that.
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But I am not, nor will I ever be, stupid.
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Aired 11 years ago - Apr 10, 2008

J.D.'s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation. Turk doesn't want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish. And to address Dr. Kelso's weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.

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God, Perry, how many times do I have to say it?
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I'm gonna take good care of you, okay? I promise.
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Look, all my friends are going off to different colleges.
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because the one I got you is slamming.
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That's fantastic. It only took you six years
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classy stuff they can wear in their ears, around their necks,
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And over there, there's a lake filled entirely with guacamole.
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Because he has the car keys.
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Lloyd, you're an ambulance driver now?
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- Excuse me. - What is it, bro?
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Elliot, can I get your advice on something?
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Apparently, I spoke a lot about my fondness for "throbbing members."
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That's a tough call. I mean, his skin grafts are improving,
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Thank you for your advice on that.
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- Here. Bye, baby. - Bye, Mommy.
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and sleep next to her.
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- I know! - Right?
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Whatever you're making for dinner tonight, honey, is fine with me.
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I see. Do you think lzzy might like a muffin?
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the decision they already made.
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to get this green fuzz out of my teeth.
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- Baby, you already made me brinner. - Well, this is for you, too.
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Perfect. Anything for me?
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where you can purchase anything you want.
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There's no way he's going to graduation.
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I had to tell Emery he couldn't go to his graduation.
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You got brinner? Damn, Turkle-dawg!
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is one of the best decisions that I have ever made.
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"I wish he didn't smell like eggs every time he works out."
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It's called I'm Going To Graduation (The Graduation Song).
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and not the ones I stabbed with a screwdriver.
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Can't you people see I'm trying to get some work done here? Leave.
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so that you could spy on our dear Carla here right underneath her nose?
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Excuse me?
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Besides, it must have been really hard for you to learn Spanish.
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Aired 12 years ago - Dec 06, 2007

Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1. MORE -LESS

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 29, 2007

The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 15, 2007

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. Meanwhile the Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn't know the people's actual names. If J.D. can't name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox realizes that he is lonely without his wife and children. MORE -LESS

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Why don't we go over this later? Thanks.
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I'm gonna leave you alone to celebrate.
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Good.
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just like her mommy used to do...
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Well, the car's here. For some reason, it was a half an hour early.
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"Oh, Perry, I miss you so."
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Bag! Bet you call me before I call you, you pathetic wuss.
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- Turk, he said no. - But you told me...
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Why do you call them babies?
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You just got yourself a new nickname, missy.
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My mother taught me how important my heritage is.
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with onions and sausage?
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And now a gentle throat clear to let them know I'm ready to speak.
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There's nowhere else to sit so you can drop the scary stare.
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Ever since I broke off my engagement, I live all alone in that big, empty house.
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You see, I'm a lot of things.
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The one thing I'm not is lonely. Capisce?
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But once you've heard it a few times, you're gonna love it.
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Well, she never told me her real name, but I like Lavernagain.
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Beard Mouth.
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I just wanted to tell you I've decided to stay here through the week.
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It only gets complicated
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Interesting. Tell you what, when she gets back
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Say, Ted, these are all just blank pieces of white paper.
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"everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian.
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Hey, the night before my anatomy final, I got drunk on peppermint schnapps
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It's been a while. I can do it.
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Perfect. Pretend you hate the nickname so it'll stick.
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or I'm going to shove every one of these Polaroids down your throat.
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I knew it. Look at how much you don't want to be alone.
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He didn't invent peanuts. He just thought up uses for them.
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I feel like I'm losing all connections to what makes me me, you know?
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They think she's black, not half-black, half-Latina.
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That's just bad luck, baby.
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I'm sorry you had to see me like that.
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I really want to know
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to your wife and kids?
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Baby, all your ring tones are bachata music.
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you're always gonna be a Latina with an upside down exclamation point.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 08, 2007

J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. In the meantime, Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitor's behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".

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Tomorrow. Dan's coming tomorrow.
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Zombie hug!
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Takes more planning than that.
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Again. Over. Small. Things.
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even though I suspect the reason that you're holding the handle
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You do realise that you just told a patient to reduce stress
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You know, your smoking is killing you.
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Okay, people, time to save the planet. But where to begin?
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And Ted, so help me, I had better not find your head indentation
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I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat.
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Yep, nothing makes my life seem less crappy
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Because I don't love you like he does.
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Well, if you're doing so well, how come you made me buy you your lunch?
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I guess not.
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Oh, I can't. My mom's still alive.
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What if someone who's not a carpool parks here?
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I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice.
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Maybe mess with the locks so you can't get out.
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That was your can, Dan.
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So, your tests came back.
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Robyn, you're 5'9" and you weigh 119 pounds.
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Well, I checked your malnourished patient's chart back there
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Come on, J.D. This is the perfect gift.
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Minus my super-buff 180 pounds, makes your weight 118,
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It's you, Barbie. Hypocrisy, thy name is you.
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as much as the next guy, but what's your problem?
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And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him.
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I wasn't speaking to my brother.
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I do not want to see this.
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What followed was what I like to call "The Hedging Noise Symphony."
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And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too.
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- My scar! - Is that face paint?
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Elliot, double dessert?
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What's up, girl?
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that's been said to me by every person I've ever loved,
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who painted his head like some sort of sports ball.
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But you, have you even baby-proofed your apartment
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Do it. Do it now.
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You two are so boring.
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Pay attention because I don't want to be saying the same thing again
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks of their relationship. Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to beat a video game before Carla discovers him. And Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.

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- can improve a surgeon's dexterity. - You can have this one.
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Please?
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What the...
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J.D., I know we've had our ups and downs,
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so that getting the epidural itself won't hurt.
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- Jordan? - Go away.
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and I would like her to see me as her father
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- Sir, what are you doing here so late? - I live here.
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Oh, no. Wrong time for this conversation, but there's no way out.
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Her name is Jennifer Dylan, not J.D.
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Damn it.
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that you would need more time to get there.
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Please. Remember our rule?
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But you said we were the future of the hospital and we need to learn.
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What are you doing?
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We're not too different, you and I.
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Okay, not answering Kim's "I love you" was awkward, but at least it was over.
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I really hope that one day I wake up feeling what you said you feel,
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No! J.D., do you actually think that's enough for me?
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I don't know how to answer that.
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and hope that he falls in love with me, maybe someday.
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Don't worry. I've practised this on tomatoes, like, a hundred times.
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Kim, you're fully dilated. It's too late for the epidural.
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I hate you so much right now, J.D.
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No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.
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but thanks again for coming in there, Dr Callahan.
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Sure, if my name was Dr Occasional Shot, but it's not.
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I don't want her to forever associate me with pain.
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I can't do it. I'm literally shaking with rage. See?
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- Is there anything I can do? - Just take care of her.
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Hey, you. Blondie go that way?
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- Absolutely not. - Then find someone else to help you.
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Baby, don't get it twisted, that girl is my world.
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I mean, how do you think I became addicted to this game?
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I swear, you could line up a hundred gay men
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We kill one more alien boss and then we're finished.
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I just wanted him to be really happy and normal, you know?
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80% of people with pancreatic cancer die within five years.
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I mean, hell, your parents were divorced
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 25, 2007

In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith, and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.

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and so my house is filled to the frickin' rafters
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I can't sleep.
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Keith, we need to talk.
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No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels.
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Wow, those are truly disgusting.
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Carla. Pig-Whore.
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Thanks, babe. Bye.
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You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
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- Beardface? What do you say? - It's Beardfacé.
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Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night?
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Speaking of which, I gave you a very high-end cappuccino maker
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and it was from my brother, Barry.
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That's not even true.
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is because there's a kid involved.
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Please, call me Joe.
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I'm not you. I don't get to introduce myself to patients,
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I mean, I also promised I'd marry you last Saturday, right?
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I think I see it bubbling up.
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You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
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I gotta go figure this out. I can't believe it.
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means no woman could possibly be attracted to me?
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You have no idea how important this is to me.
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- Bit-O-Honey. - Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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Why can't anyone figure out what's wrong with me?
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- Boy, you're telling me. - What can I do to help?
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Elliot, just get the hell out of here!
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You have to tell Mr Hutnik to get the hell out of here.
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Why does it have to be like this?
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- You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore.
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Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jock-y type,
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All right, sports fans.
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actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives.
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Dame Judy Dorian.
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and you deliver the news to Hutnik yourself?
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Hold on one second, I have to grab this.
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I'm gonna give you his card, then I'm gonna bash your head in.
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Like this morning, I was running late and I got toothpaste on my upper lip.
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Yes. And pay attention, because I don't want to be
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