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Season 7  "My Own Worst Enemy"  7x1

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 25, 2007

In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith, and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
and so my house is filled to the frickin' rafters
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I can't sleep.
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Keith, we need to talk.
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No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels.
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Wow, those are truly disgusting.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
Carla. Pig-Whore.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
Thanks, babe. Bye.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
- Beardface? What do you say? - It's Beardfacé.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Speaking of which, I gave you a very high-end cappuccino maker
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
and it was from my brother, Barry.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
That's not even true.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
is because there's a kid involved.
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Please, call me Joe.
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I'm not you. I don't get to introduce myself to patients,
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I mean, I also promised I'd marry you last Saturday, right?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
I think I see it bubbling up.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
I gotta go figure this out. I can't believe it.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
means no woman could possibly be attracted to me?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
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You have no idea how important this is to me.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
- Bit-O-Honey. - Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Why can't anyone figure out what's wrong with me?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
- Boy, you're telling me. - What can I do to help?
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Elliot, just get the hell out of here!
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You have to tell Mr Hutnik to get the hell out of here.
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Why does it have to be like this?
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- You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jock-y type,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
All right, sports fans.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
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Dame Judy Dorian.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
and you deliver the news to Hutnik yourself?
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Hold on one second, I have to grab this.
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I'm gonna give you his card, then I'm gonna bash your head in.
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Like this morning, I was running late and I got toothpaste on my upper lip.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Yes. And pay attention, because I don't want to be
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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
I can't sleep.
#2 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
Keith, we need to talk.
#3 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels.
#5 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6 #6 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Wow, those are truly disgusting.
#7 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
Carla. Pig-Whore.
#8 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
Thanks, babe. Bye.
#9 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
#10 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
- Beardface? What do you say? - It's Beardfacé.
#11 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night?
#12 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Speaking of which, I gave you a very high-end cappuccino maker
#13 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
and it was from my brother, Barry.
#14 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
That's not even true.
#15 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
is because there's a kid involved.
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Please, call me Joe.
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I'm not you. I don't get to introduce myself to patients,
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I mean, I also promised I'd marry you last Saturday, right?
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
I think I see it bubbling up.
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
#24 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
I gotta go figure this out. I can't believe it.
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
means no woman could possibly be attracted to me?
#26 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27 #27 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
You have no idea how important this is to me.
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
- Bit-O-Honey. - Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
#29 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Why can't anyone figure out what's wrong with me?
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
- Boy, you're telling me. - What can I do to help?
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
Elliot, just get the hell out of here!
#32 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
You have to tell Mr Hutnik to get the hell out of here.
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34 #34 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
Why does it have to be like this?
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
- You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore.
#36 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jock-y type,
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
All right, sports fans.
#38 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives.
#39 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40 #40 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
Dame Judy Dorian.
#41 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
and you deliver the news to Hutnik yourself?
#42 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
Hold on one second, I have to grab this.
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I'm gonna give you his card, then I'm gonna bash your head in.
#47 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
Like this morning, I was running late and I got toothpaste on my upper lip.
#48 Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Yes. And pay attention, because I don't want to be
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