S7 E3
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Season 7  "My Inconvenient Truth"  7x3

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 08, 2007

J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. In the meantime, Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitor's behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 1
Tomorrow. Dan's coming tomorrow.
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Zombie hug!
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
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Takes more planning than that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Again. Over. Small. Things.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
even though I suspect the reason that you're holding the handle
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
You do realise that you just told a patient to reduce stress
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
You know, your smoking is killing you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Okay, people, time to save the planet. But where to begin?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
And Ted, so help me, I had better not find your head indentation
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Yep, nothing makes my life seem less crappy
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Because I don't love you like he does.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
Well, if you're doing so well, how come you made me buy you your lunch?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
I guess not.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
Oh, I can't. My mom's still alive.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
What if someone who's not a carpool parks here?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Maybe mess with the locks so you can't get out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
That was your can, Dan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
So, your tests came back.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
Robyn, you're 5'9" and you weigh 119 pounds.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Well, I checked your malnourished patient's chart back there
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
Come on, J.D. This is the perfect gift.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
Minus my super-buff 180 pounds, makes your weight 118,
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
It's you, Barbie. Hypocrisy, thy name is you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
as much as the next guy, but what's your problem?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
I wasn't speaking to my brother.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
I do not want to see this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
What followed was what I like to call "The Hedging Noise Symphony."
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
- My scar! - Is that face paint?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Elliot, double dessert?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
What's up, girl?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
that's been said to me by every person I've ever loved,
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
who painted his head like some sort of sports ball.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
But you, have you even baby-proofed your apartment
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
Do it. Do it now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
You two are so boring.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
Pay attention because I don't want to be saying the same thing again

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
Zombie hug!
#2
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Takes more planning than that.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Again. Over. Small. Things.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
even though I suspect the reason that you're holding the handle
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
You do realise that you just told a patient to reduce stress
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
You know, your smoking is killing you.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Okay, people, time to save the planet. But where to begin?
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
And Ted, so help me, I had better not find your head indentation
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Yep, nothing makes my life seem less crappy
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Because I don't love you like he does.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
Well, if you're doing so well, how come you made me buy you your lunch?
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
I guess not.
#15
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Oh, I can't. My mom's still alive.
#16
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What if someone who's not a carpool parks here?
#18
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I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Maybe mess with the locks so you can't get out.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
That was your can, Dan.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
So, your tests came back.
#22
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Robyn, you're 5'9" and you weigh 119 pounds.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Well, I checked your malnourished patient's chart back there
#24
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Come on, J.D. This is the perfect gift.
#25
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Minus my super-buff 180 pounds, makes your weight 118,
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
It's you, Barbie. Hypocrisy, thy name is you.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
as much as the next guy, but what's your problem?
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
I wasn't speaking to my brother.
#31
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I do not want to see this.
#35
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What followed was what I like to call "The Hedging Noise Symphony."
#37
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And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
- My scar! - Is that face paint?
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Elliot, double dessert?
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
What's up, girl?
#43
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that's been said to me by every person I've ever loved,
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
who painted his head like some sort of sports ball.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
But you, have you even baby-proofed your apartment
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
Do it. Do it now.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
You two are so boring.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
Pay attention because I don't want to be saying the same thing again
#50