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Season 7  "My Manhood"  7x8

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 17, 2008

When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
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It's not my fault that I'm being forced out of my job.
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Fine, but absolutely no singing or dancing along.
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You put that remote down or be prepared to wrestle.
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Unfortunately, you're going to have to get used to events like this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Check it out. We made the front page.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
- All right, they win. - Yeah.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
and seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
- You sure told him. - Thanks, Herpes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
This is your new patient, John. What's your secret?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
Well, it's official. The Janitorial is a hit.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
Are you calling me stupid?
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You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
I should warn you, I've killed a man.
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Sam, I want to be real clear about this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
Cold hands. Should've told you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
- He's a nice guy, isn't he? - He's incredible. What's your secret?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
I was reading your paper online while I was on the toilet and...
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
"'I'm really just wishing people would give me a warm hug
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I won't tell anybody about the time you ate a cricket.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
and who won that fight?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
But, dude, that's my job. Remember?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
you're just teaching Sam to lie about who he really is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
With my adrenaline flowing and my pride on the line,
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
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I sort of developed a foot fetish.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
You know, this reminds me of the time my cousin Greg got stuck at the airport.
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Stop. Stop. Stop it, please.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
Because his friend Ted wants him to know it's safe to come out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Oh, thank God. Turk will never beat me up in front of Carla.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
in front of the whole cafeteria.
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Baby, I haven't told J.D.
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I'll never be surprised by the ridiculous behaviour of men.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
Damn it! Never fantasise while running. You know that.
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But I am not, nor will I ever be, stupid.
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It's not my fault that I'm being forced out of my job.
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Fine, but absolutely no singing or dancing along.
#4
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You put that remote down or be prepared to wrestle.
#5
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Unfortunately, you're going to have to get used to events like this.
#6
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Check it out. We made the front page.
#8
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- All right, they win. - Yeah.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
and seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
- You sure told him. - Thanks, Herpes.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
This is your new patient, John. What's your secret?
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
Well, it's official. The Janitorial is a hit.
#14
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I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see
#16
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Are you calling me stupid?
#17
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You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?
#18
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I should warn you, I've killed a man.
#19
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Sam, I want to be real clear about this.
#20
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Cold hands. Should've told you.
#21
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- He's a nice guy, isn't he? - He's incredible. What's your secret?
#22
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I was reading your paper online while I was on the toilet and...
#23
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"'I'm really just wishing people would give me a warm hug
#24
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I won't tell anybody about the time you ate a cricket.
#26
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and who won that fight?
#27
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But, dude, that's my job. Remember?
#28
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you're just teaching Sam to lie about who he really is.
#29
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With my adrenaline flowing and my pride on the line,
#30
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I sort of developed a foot fetish.
#34
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You know, this reminds me of the time my cousin Greg got stuck at the airport.
#36
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Stop. Stop. Stop it, please.
#37
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Because his friend Ted wants him to know it's safe to come out.
#38
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Oh, thank God. Turk will never beat me up in front of Carla.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
in front of the whole cafeteria.
#40
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Baby, I haven't told J.D.
#41
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I'll never be surprised by the ridiculous behaviour of men.
#46
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Damn it! Never fantasise while running. You know that.
#47
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But I am not, nor will I ever be, stupid.
#49
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